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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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I love you so much right now.
this is the best fic concept I have ever seen.
EDIT: oh god it's even better once you read it
I have no words. Bravo.
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And it was glorious.
Have a musical reward for your heroic efforts:
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2476316 And I love you too.
2476344 2476334 2476332
Thanks. I guess I didn't completely waste my time writing this.
Someone actually did it...
I'm lazy so…
Whatever they (^) said.
Im also lazy. Whatever he said (V)
This is the best story I have ever read in my entire worthless life. Thank you so much for writing this, I love you all over. It would be my honor to house your sperm inside my body in the hopes of one day birthing your children.
2476734 Why thank you, that was a really nice thing to say.
>.>
2476774 I assume that means you don't like it
2476783 T-this is the most beautiful thing I've ever read... Bravo! Bravo! *Claps*
"Rock hard." Heh.
2476788 Oh, I guess I assumed wrong
Thanks a lot, good thing at least a few people like this. Soon enough the mods will approve it and it'll get a million dislikes as is the case with all my stories :P
2476801 It only makes the trolling even better... Even more delicious!
This was a fun little read, quite a nice break from the serious stories I've been reading lately! Thanks for the break in routine, you snuggly bunny, you! 
2476809 Trolling? Aint no trolling here. Just a perfectly normal romance between my OTP. Yep, perfectly normal.
2476825
Yep! Totally just a normal, happy romance fic! Nothing out of the ordinary here, officer!
DEMOLISHED
holly crap i lold so hard
I masturbated under the table in class to this.
I fucking loled.
2477081 For once, when someone else using that seat feels something sticky on the bottom of the table, it won't be gum.
2477128 Huehue
why is applebloom mexican
what is this nonsense
2477259 Because she's an earth pony. Duh.
My reaction
Apologies, this is the only reaction I can make right now.
2477294 I hope they're tears of joy
Damn. Was really hoping for them to get a "fucked by a rock" cutie mark.
2477522 I considered that, but I thought it would be a funnier/more reasonable ending if they were still blank flanks. Maybe that's just me, though
2477547
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2477579 even if i still feel weird out by applebloom being mexican (and this story in general) that gif is hilarious
Oh my goodness.... *facepalms*
2477718 I thought so too
At least we can all agree on something.
2477722 I take it you really liked this story.
The literal second I saw this, I followed, favorited, and gave you a thumbs up. No reading required to know that this is one of the most amazing stories on this site.
Amazing job.
2477936 Thanks a lot. I tried, and I appreciate the follow. Now I'm sooo popular
Someone find me a face-universe pic!
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This is the closest you're going to get. It would have probably just been easier for you to google search that shit yourself than ask here, since it took me about 15 seconds to do just that, but whatever. At the end of the day, I'm not the one that looks stupid.
2477803>>2477803 Yes, very much so, but its these comments on here that are cracking me up! xD
2479323 various degrees of facepalm
2483763 Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin?
Have my children! I'm a guy, but I'm sure you can find a way. Right? Right?
2486278 Muahaha, now your delicious children are all mine!
2484370 various numbers of each
2488621 You're being very non-specific with these answers. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're completely making this up and you haven't even 'facepalmed' at all. If that was the case, I'd be forced to call you a big, fat phony. So let me ask you this: Are you a big, fat phony?
2488740 by that I meant multiple facepalms, and I'm an alien! Not a phony!!!
2493882 Aliens don't exist. Only humans exist. You're a big, fat phony!