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Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo espaƱol. She/her/ella.

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Ah, So it happened.

That took long...

And now I want to sing "What would Brian Boitano do?"

I'm going to go out and hire a poet.
Why?
So someone can turn this story's epicness into a poem.
He will then take these words and place them on the finest paper.
I shall then take this paper from him... and use it to clean up the mess reading this has caused.

Regidar #6 · Feb 17th, 2013 · · 12 ·

Fucking TwiDash.

I swear to god

Oh well

Upvoted for title.

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OMG, I love you. :rainbowkiss:

2136099 that pic is just disturbing, couldn't you have tried something a little classier?

i.imgur.com/xLASZ7q.png

2136630 I did it for the laughs I'd get out of bats. I regret nothing.

2136639 I'm not a fan of unoriginality.

2136643 I'm pretty sure pinkie regrets nothing as well.....

i.imgur.com/44bEnBj.png

Bats. There's something wrong with your brain. Something seriously wrong with your brain.

On the plus side, at least on the rare occasions that you indulge your smut-peddler side, it's friggin' hilarious.

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Believe me, I know. :derpytongue2:

MOUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:pinkiecrazy:

It's all in the flexibility.
I personally liked the part with Luna making RD the princess of sex and the last sentence of Twilight is golden.

Keep up the good work.


Why so serious ?

Nicely done, Kinky Twilight is best Twilight

ok... this is my last comment, I promise, i'm not trying to spam this fic....

but I can't believe I found two relevant pics to reply with, IN THE SAME FRAME of an episode... something about it makes me squee

i.imgur.com/rMdNfmc.png

I replied to subsolar drift's twi picture with the twi of this frame, and replied to his "i regret nothing" statement with the pinkie of this frame.... i'm sorry, but i'm way too proud of myself for no good reason

Drift would appreciate this, how I feel towards most clop

I think either you or I misunderstood something about wing anatomy, because that does not seem possible to me.

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I'd draw you a picture, but then I'd have to kill myself. :rainbowlaugh:

Hahaha! A fun take on the 'do something new, become a princess' idea. not a big fan of clops, but this. this is how it should be done. Silly start, heated body (see what i did there?) And a witty ending. made me wanna look away, but it keeps pulling me back in. i seem to always enjoy a goods bats-fic after a long days work.
keep on surprising the hay outta us.
You must!:raritywink:

LOL well it is always interesting to do something you have never done before in that order anyways. For having never done something quit like this, you did an awsome job.:rainbowdetermined2:

Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the title of this. It took me some time to just read the freaking story. And then I read this and laughed so hard it took me a minute to respond. This was freaking hilarious! And, er, sexy.

Congrats on a job well done, even if and in spite of what you promised. :rainbowlaugh:

That was just too hilarious.

I thought it poked a bit of fun at various things in a rather comedic, tasteful way.

:rainbowhuh:Rainbow Dash Princess of Sex the first to preform the legendary sonic rainboom and the fabled wing penitration:rainbowhuh:......that momment where you just thought you figured out MLP logic, then you read this....:facehoof:

I thought this was a joke in the forums... holy hell...

They arched and relaxed their backs in sink, driving wings in and out in lust-slicked thrusts.

You spelled sync wrong.

Other than that, great fic. I am one step closer to accepting Twilight alicorn. :twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

It's still a long way to go, though.

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It started out that way, then Echriedz kept goading and next thing you know I was writing it. I regret nothing! :pinkiecrazy:

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Well... yeah, I feel Dash right now. I got nothin'

Honestly though, the speed shows, but it was still... can good be said without it sounding like a sexual pun? I'm not sure

Related note, Nyuuchandianepie wants me to write another chapter to Dual female reproduction, with alicorn Twilight... the things I have to think of...

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Derp. Must've been thinking about the whole Rainbow DashxKitchen Sink thing. :rainbowlaugh:

AHHHHHHHH ALL MY YES!

edit:

mental reminder to me
-before saying anything, read the authors notes, helps to not look like a complete idiot

edit 2

i was about to agreed, but was deleted, well i dont know what i do wrong

Comment posted by Lostzilla deleted Feb 18th, 2013
Comment posted by bats deleted Feb 18th, 2013

even being a rushed writing, a clear joke, this have a great chance to get to F.B. credits for the author, is a hell of a funny ending:pinkiehappy:

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Lol, I saw you found the answer in the A/N, figured I'd tidy up my comment. Guess I shoulda let it be. :derpytongue2:

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,,,,Ooops...seriously I did like no edits on this...I was giggling like a filly the whole time....or maybe I thought they were in a sink...I honestly don't know anymore.

Also for the record, I am NOT a liar cause I totally faved...and downvoted...but then upvoted

You should have gone for broke and had Twilight say something like "buck my princess plot" and have Celestia burst in and send them both to the moon for not liking mmmbanana's!

I'm still questioning the legitimacy of the wing penetration thing, but it was a fun read, with an equally fun and silly ending (which really makes about as much sense as Twi's alicornification does), so good job there!

OH MY GOD!!! THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!! :D

I haven't laughed like that since I was a hatcheling.

Haha, I want to see what Celestia says at RD's coronation.:rainbowwild:

Good job Rainbow! Hahaha, excellent story. Thumbs up!:heart:

2137194 I would be remarkably okay with this.

I now crown thee Rainbow Dash, the Princess of Sexual Experimentation!:rainbowwild:

Umm... Not sure what to say. This was one good story that was the weirdest thing I've ever read.

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