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I am no one.

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That was cute. Have a thumbs up. :twilightsmile:

I could of sworn there was one just like this I read ages ago. This was a bit charming in it's own way. Not quite funny, but a nice little episode of RD trying to get SOME action was rather cute. That mare's unfocused gaze would see double, wouldn't she? haha nice ending.

Awesome story! I like it! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

hmmm.... yea no. RD + Derpy= ...no

I just love happy endings!

:rainbowlaugh: Yes. Just yes. I was grinning throughout the whole thing, and I was definitely not expecting the Derpy ending. Thanks for a good chuckle :pinkiehappy:

All of my yes. Well crafted short story.

That went exactly as I expected it to, and I enjoyed every minute of it. :rainbowlaugh:

[q]“Don’t you think it looks a bit like two ponies?” She nudged Fluttershy’s shoulder. “Y’know, two ponies doin’ it.”[/q]
Dashie, you are one smooth mare.:facehoof:

Oooh my stomach, poor RD... at least she finally got some after her hard day at work. :rainbowwild:

Well done! Short, funny and happy end! Greenthumbed!

Read this after following "Applejack Anonymous", so now I perfectly understand what Dash meant about being 'too fast for love.' She's too fast to let any get near her. :rainbowlaugh:

And getting Derpilicious at the end was a cute and funny way to close it out. :derpytongue2::heart:

Clavier, you mad, mad genius. I don't normally go for pick-up line humor, but you had me choking on my granola. that was some funny shit.

haha :rainbowlaugh: oh Rainbow Dash you so crazy.

I was a little tentative about reading this due to the sex tag which I normally shy away from but I decided to give it a chance. Im glad I did because this was downright hilarious.

2962225 I had to read that twice but then I got it. I can see where you are coming from for sure and as time has gone by I've become more accepting of the sex tag because there are great stories (this one included) that have the tag.

Very fun little read.

They have some sexy constellations far as I'm concerned.

This made me laugh on an otherwise rainy day. Seriously, I couldn't stop chuckling at this story! :pinkiehappy:

>when something so funny you laugh so hard no air comes through and you clap your hands like a retarded narwhal

This is amazing!!! after reading this I thought I HAVE LOST DE WEY and also wow how did that not work on anypony :rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2:

“Pinkie Pie,” Rainbow droned to the receding trail of dust, “you are so random.”

Nice! :rainbowlaugh:

A voice inside her head screamed at her. “Abort!” it cried, “Abort mission! Critical miscalculation! Disaster imminent! Evacuate! Flee!” But her wings refused to budge.

Understatement of the century, lol.

Old comment, I know, but I laughed way too hard at this.

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