Blah Blah Blah!
Twilight, STFU
Pacing the floor of her library, Twilight was busy with books levitated and swirling around her in a three hundred and sixty degree circle in which all the books were open, and they all had the exact same type of title on them. There was The Multiverse Theory and you, How To Teleport To Other Universes, What You Can Do With Yourself, and of course, The Big Book Of Alternate Dimensions. As she skimmed through each one carefully, making sure to catch every detail and memorize it all with efficiency. Her dragon, Spike just rolled his eyes as he came down the stares and asked “Twilight, what are you doing?”
“Researching… do you wanna hear about it?”
Spike knew well enough that when Twilight was researching something like this and wanted to discuss the topic, he needed to stay away from her wild ranting of the same thing he’s heard over a billion times in his shortly lived life. While his giggles almost taunted the mare, he backed up and headed for the door while claiming “I think I’ll just go help Rarity out with her clothing designs.
As the echoes of the slammed door vibrated in Twilight’s ear, she told herself she needed somepony to talk to, and who better this fine morning that her good, talkative, party pony friend, Pinkie Pie? As she took the biggest book she had with her, she wondered if Pinkie would be interested in the multiverse matters.
Sugar Cube Corner was closed on Tuesdays, so today was good for the purple pony to visit. She jollily walked in and noticed the sound of soft clanking coming from the kitchen. As she coyly walked in, she saw her pink friend pouring her morning cereal. Pinkie looked up and smiled.
“Oh, hey Twilight, what’s up?”
Twilight sat the book on the table and asked “You wouldn’t mind if I told you about this, would you? It helps if I have somepony to talk to while I sort all this out in my mind.”
Pinkie giggled as the milk was poured in. Once her food was ready, she said “I’d love to hear about your weird, scientific mumbo jumbo!”
As the purple unicorn smiled, her book opened and she began.
“Okay… you see, for the past week, I’ve been researching the multiverse theory. If you would, imagine this world, and think of all the different outcomes for all the different situations we; as in you, me and our friends have been in. they all could have happened extremely differently. This is just the ice breaker.”
Pinkie chewed her food while smiling. she tried to seem interested in something she just didn’t understand.
“You see, for every possible outcome, there is another universe that could have a different aftereffect happen; an alternate universe. This is known by the scientific community as the multiverse theory. It’s said that there is multiple versions of this world that exist outside of this dimension. What I'm getting at, is I think there might be a way to teleport another me over to this world!”
Pinkie blinked with the spoon hanging out of her mouth, almost ready to drop into the bowl due to her extreme boredom.
“The overall success of this experiment would require a great deal of concentration, as well as magic. I’d need at least fifteen unicorns to pull it off, and I don’t even know if it would work, but the thought of having another me to talk to… I think it would be amazing! Just think, all the conversations we could have; all the enjoyment of having an exact copy of me that could be described as my exact synonym, and don’t get me started about the scientific breakthrough!”
Pinkie now had half opened eyes and wasn’t really listening to the rambling mare.
“I can see it now! The stage is cleared, and as Celestia calls my name, I introduce myself, explain the multiverse theory in detail, and finally, reveal my discovery to the world. As both me and my alternate universe twin stand there, both identical in every way, ponies throughout the crowd wonder who the real one is! It could be me, or it could be the other! Celestia would be so proud of my accomplishment that she’d award me the smartest unicorn in all of Equestria. That would be the title I need, not just strive, but demand for Pinkie!”
Twilight noticed Pinkie nodding her head, telling Twilight she was listening, when really she was falling asleep and her head was bobbing from her tiredness.
“Then, after that, I’d be able to mass produce this wonderful idea, and everypony would have a clone to talk and play with, learn from, and so on! This could be a good thing, or it could be a bad thing. Sure, talking to a replica can get boring, and there would be the problem with permission, as we have to be considerate to our other selves, but to just imagine the thought of being with your own clone, even for one single day is just breath taking. I would have so many conversations with my other self. I’d ask her what her world was like, see how different I am from her, study the way I behave with a third pony perspective, and answer any of her questions as well, of course. Then there would be the possible experiments we could try. With two amazing geniuses like me, the possibilities of other breakthroughs are limitless!”
Pinkie was now staring blankly at Twilight’s moving lips, not really hearing her, but just watching them move as she kept talking about something Pinkie had no interest in any more.
“We might be able to create a spell that would summon food from the sky! There could even be a new, revolutionary way to make every pony in all of Equestria have wings! Maybe even create a new device that can amplify a unicorn’s power, and make her able to perform any spell she wanted! If that happened… Uh Pinkie, are you listening?”
Pinkie Pie blinked, swallowed the bits of cereal, pointed her hoof at the purple unicorn and said “Twilight, STFU.”
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1291733 You like it?! Sweet! Thanks for the feedback.
This is Great.
Is it funny that I skipped the parts with Twilight talking about... What was she talking about?
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It's actually Meta like that. Most people are just going to do what Pinkie did, and just ignore Twilight.
I'd guess Pinkie just pronounced it STFuu rather than spelling it out; Twi answering with "gesundheit", for a complete role reversal
Ah, I actually have always found different dimensions and space to be very interesting, but none the less, this was great!
>every Pinkie randomfic ever
Let me resume what you did in four words:
You win the internet!
Hello again Art Inspired! How is our dear friend doing? We presume your um.. having a blast! Heh. Wow this story has been absolutely wonderful! Although what Twilight Sparkle said about cloning uh, we are not sure about having two Princesses of the Night ruling Equestria. It will certainly be interesting without a doubt though. The fun has been quadrupled! Art, we have to ask about thy story. In what other ways may we experience it? Your Princess of the Night, Luna
I'll be honest, it's only modestly funny, and not written very well. Lots of grammatical errors; more importantly, word choice and organization is very poor, which creates many run-on sentences and hardly legible thoughts throughout.
While Twilight's theory is ultimately flawed and thusly unworkable, I found it quite interesting.
So Twi does the Pinkie Style and Pinkie can´t take it? Lolz
In the first line deGree not deCree, in the last line pointeD not pointeR. Just catching typos
1296784GooD catch!
Well, I'd have said that the multiverse theory fell more into Philosophy and Metaphysics than science, but this is still a fantastic and hillarious story.
THis is exactly the kind of thing I need to help me loosen up after spending five hours on the same freakin' history essay. THankyou you hillarious person!!!!
I have to be honest: Meh.
It wasn't that funny, and it ended way too soon. The last line is OOC and... not really funny. I liked Twilight's rambling, that was adorkable as usual. I could almost see her waving her hooves around and having a nerd-gasm.
Right now this is just a draft of an idea. You could flesh out Pinkie's reactions much more, and maybe make it a little longer.
I have to be honest: Meh.
It wasn't that funny, and it ended way too soon. The last line is OOC and... not really funny. I liked Twilight's rambling, that was adorkable as usual. I could almost see her waving her hooves around and having a nerd-gasm.
Right now this is just a draft of an idea. You could flesh out Pinkie's reactions much more, and maybe make it a little longer.
1296879>>1296884 The comments have been doubled.
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What? Not enough comments for you?!
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I just can't see Pinkie doing this. I mean, her telling someone to stfu is one thing, but letting someone else talk for this long uninterrupted...
I understood the jargon, however it would warp the time continuum and you would be forced not to make eye contact with yourself in order no not completely destroy that universe and in your universe you will have never been born; howeverthat would prevent you from...... saddlestrap paradox where another you ........ and that's how equestria was made!
1296333 she was talking about the multivers theory. also she was predicting what she could do if she could pull another twilight into her dimension. eh simple stuff. i paid attention to twi did you?
you snoring yet?
cheers
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The only flaw I see in Twilight's plan is the idea of doing it for everyone and that she would get along with herself. I have the feeling that would be a rude awakening for most anyone, never mind someone with as many mental issues as any of the Mane 6, to see yourself from the third person perspective.
heh heh heh... is it sad for me to be actually undertsanding and interested in the information the Twilight is rambling?
This. Has. Got. to be. Featured 
I love the multiverse theory. it's my headcannon for the world.
Hilarious pic...unhilarious story.
1299267 BAH
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I thought it was interesting...
Ahhhh, so it seems someone is interested in the Multiverse Theory as well?
My old roommate and I used to discuss it all the time.
And my Philosophy professor brought an interesting point on the topic. "Are all possibilities really possible? Could there be dimensions with square triangles and empty boxes full of bananas?"
Though he was making a point for Moral Realism vs. Moral Anti-Realism, I liked the idea he suggested. Could universes with paradoxes exist?
I strongly believe it's possible.
1303257 Ah ho, ho... I like this guy! Bloody like you tech, bloody like you!
And, random fact of the day, my favourite artist KloudMutt did the original "Pinkie eating cereal" picture
1303277 I couldn't find the source of this except meme generator!
One sec and I'll give him credit after verification.
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I'm a very well-read individual
I often research theories for fun. The Fourth Dimension and the Multiverse and String Theory have to be a few of my favourites 
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Original
There ya go
I don't know if he coloured it though. I only see the B&W in his gallery 
1303299 Ah, thank you! I was justly seeing all his clop pics too.
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ROFL Well I guess the search wasn't all that bad then
Wow. Twilight's considering trying to enter a parallel universe? She's not getting the support she deserves.
the multiverse theory is directly responsible for AU and HiE fics
1308176 o'rly bro, O'rly
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Legendary story. Its lack of being Featured angers me.
1314700 Hello again!
1314703 i.imgur.com/HEBCn.jpg?1
Greetings, toast?
I do find it odd that so many people can like a story purely because of one line at the end of the story. It seems like it would be so much easier if I just made some silly little tag at the end of my stories. I might even get featured, and all it would take is one silly line, the rest of the story doesn't matter. I respect and admire your writing, in fact I thought the story was good, but the mindset of most readers is that of a starvation for shock value. I guess it may just be in the reputation, who knows!
1317359 Test fic. That's all this was.
1296329 No THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! Oh and author SUPERDUPERMEGAAWESOMEPINKIEPARTYWORTHY Stoy
Twilight, your theory is very nice. Try it. That's what science is all about.
Pinkie is a bit OOC but she is random. Other than that if I think about the multiple universes theory too much it makes my brain cry. The reason is there could be a universe where there is a minor difference. Like a speck of dust landed in a different place or our breathing pattern was a little different or a sock landed in a different place by an atom's length. The list goes on and my brain overloads and cries.
The multiverse consists not only of alternate realities, but also of abstract concepts that don't quite make up a whole other universe. There could be a point in the multiverse that consists entirely of Pinkie Pie, and it is access to this point that grants Pinkie Pies their amazing abilities.
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