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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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Sir!

This is a family show.

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If this is a family show then mistakes have been made... :rainbowhuh:

the chapter tittle reminds me of the power puff girls. Guess there is not chemical x. I still like this fiction. I love the dark aspects to G5... it's going to so promising for more fictions like this.

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did you write the original Cupcakes

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I wish. I did write some pretty messed up stuff though back in the day. Maybe Sgt. Sparkles is out there somewhere, proud of me... If not I wasted the better part of 2013 being edgy for no reason.

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This was a bit of an experiment, I do enjoy writing darker stories but it may still be "too soon" for dark Generation 5 fics. I could probably kill Twilight's puppy and no one would care though. :pinkiecrazy:

I mean... Ground hooves as a foodstuff is canon!

It was always a matter of when.

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I made it almost a month before getting talked into it. Now that it's out of my system, I can go back to following my new rule: "No gratuitous violence against Gen 5"

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Yeah, and I'm not gonna judge Izzy if she likes to eat nails, lots of people eats nails! And hooves are like, 90% nails!

Not another horrible MLP grimdark fic! :raritydespair:

I set the balance.

Calling it now:

Gen 4:
Rainbow Dash dies the most and Octavia suffer the most

Gen 5: Sprout suffers the most

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As I keep explaining, it's "just" eating glue.

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Oh, I know! but when one of the racist stereotypes about your kind is "they'll grind your hooves up and eat them!" having an apparent line of breakfast cereal called "grinded hooves" really doesn't help your case. :-P

Of course, there's also apparently a McWings in Zephyr Heights....

Oh boy. I hope Sunny doesn't kill Hitch and can come up with a convincing lie. Like "Sprout and I were attacked by monster!" or claim that an imposter tied her up in a closet, maimed and killed Sprout, before Sunny managed to get free and rescue Hitch. I mean... that would be easier to believe for someone like Hitch than the fact Sunny literally ties ponies up in her basement and uses them for cupcakes.

Or something like that. I can hope anyway. I mean... she considers Hitch a friend, right?

Twas a well written story, and ignore the downvotes. They aren't warranted beyond "Hurr! Grimdark fic bad!" despite the warning smack dab at the top of the story warning potential readers.

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Yeah I feel like Sprout is going to get picked on because it's a lot easier to justify than harming the mane 5. As long as they don't introduce an orange Pegasus filly in gen 5, Sprout's in for a lot more mistreatment.

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Yeah, if I'd continued it I don't think I'd have hurt Hitch, I'm not a monster like I was in 2013. But I'm not sure how Sunny would explain things to Hitch either, I suppose he never got a good look at her.

I was mostly hoping to catch people off guard that rooted for Sprout's torture, only to find Hitch on the cutting block next.

Why?

And why am I gonna read it?

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Stare not into the abyss, lest the abyss stares into you.

I think Izzy would say this story is only "medium-shocking" so you'll be fine. :trollestia:

:pinkiecrazy: Note to self: make fanart of Pinkie and Sunny making cupcakes together by Nightmare Night.

Headcanon: Argyle isn't actually dead in this universe, but is "gathering" more supplies for baking.

Dear lord why. :raritydespair:


:trollestia:

That was an interesting read:yay:

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Nice, you go Sunny!
I think you've made the first gen 5 Cupcakes art :twilightsmile:

Oh heck yeah! It's been a while since I've done a good horror fic :), this is becoming an audiobook. :)

This should be the G5 equivalent to the Cupcakes meme.

So the fakeout was a double decoy to get people's guards down!... foiled only by ratings, tags, and your unwillingness to actually let people blunder into it unwarned.

Those cupcakes look delicious.

As a horror fan I really liked this fic:pinkiehappy:

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