• Published 6th Feb 2021
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God Bless This Union - Pastelglitches



"You see, Shining Armor, I called you here for a reason. There’s been rumors that you’re going to ask Cadence…” Suddenly, Celestia's smile pulled itself back. “... for her hoof in marriage. As I’m sure you know, I can’t let you do that."

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Powerful, Great, Dangerous

Shining Armor felt himself gulp. He stalked the floors of Canterlot Castle, his hoofsteps sturdy but quick. He wasn’t used to feeling this anxious, but ever since his little sister had landed herself in the dinky nowhere town of Ponyville, these summonings to Princess Celestia’s chambers were becoming more frequent. He almost wished to become a regular, if not familiar guard again. But since Princess Luna returned, he was assigned as her royal bodyguard. That along with his sister’s dealings in Ponyville made him stand out to the Sun Princess. He couldn’t wait to get home; he hoped his guest was still waiting for him… or else all those candles he’d bought would ruin his apartment!

Maybe this won’t take that long, he thought. He knew the hope was fruitless.

Shining almost passed the door. It was ajar, and he could see a patient alicorn waiting. Trying helplessly to calm his nerves, the stallion knocked on the door, opening it slightly. Before he could say anything, a near-thunderous, cheery voice boomed in his ears.

“Yes, yes, come in!”

Shining Armor entered quickly, awkwardly, so nervous he almost fell on his muzzle as he bowed. “You summoned me, Princess?”

Celestia gave a single gentle nod, chuckling. “At ease, Shining.”

He raised himself at her command and nodded back in hello. “What is this about?”

“In a hurry, are we?” Celestia smiled politely.

Shining blushed. “My apologies, Princess, I just… made plans that can’t be rescheduled.”

Celestia let out a small sigh. Her smile didn't falter, yet lessened. Shining thought she looked tired. “Yes, I know. You see, Shining Armor, I called you here for a reason. There’s been rumors that… of, well, you’re going to ask Cadence…” Suddenly, the smile pulled itself back. “... for her hoof in marriage.”

Shining’s eyes went wide. “I-- I don’t know what-- how did you--?” He stammered for an explanation. Sure, Princess Celestia was very powerful, but she wasn’t omnipresent, was she? Was she? He hadn’t told anyone about his plan, not even Twily! It was supposed to be a surprise!

But someone had been with him when he skimmed the jewelry shop he later bought the ring from. “Dammit, Spearhead!”

The Princess laughed. “Yes, that one does like to talk. And talk. And talk,” she kindly ruffled the little pony’s mane, as if he was a small child the charming mare was coddling. “As I’m sure you know, I can’t let you do that. Though, I suppose that’s why you didn’t ask for my blessing, hmm?”

There was suddenly a hoof moved to his shoulder. A giant hoof, belonging to a giant, very powerful creature, that was slowly giving him more pressure. “Cadence is not just a mare, nor simply a pony. Mi Amore Cadenza is a Princess, an Alicorn,” Celestia’s wings fluttered open, encasing almost the entire floor in shadows. The sun shone into Shining Armor’s eye over her strong feathers. “A demi-goddess. Powerful. Great.”

Her simple grin failed. “... Dangerous.”

“Dangerous?” Shining Armor almost laughed. Cadence could be cut-throat, especially with those horrible ponies who stood against everything the Princesses stood for, but she would never hurt anyone! She was the Princess of Love, for crying out loud! Forgiveness and understanding for all, that’s what his Cadence believed in. It was something that always made him worry for her, after all, some ponies didn't deserve her compassion and could take advantage of her trusting nature. Though, that very kindness was also what he loved most about her.

“... Sure, she’s got ambition, but dangerous?” Shining Armor thrashed under Celestia’s touch and slid to the side, almost snarling at the Princess with his confusion. “Caddie wouldn’t hurt a fly!”

“Not an innocent fly, no,” Celestia insisted, “but she has hurt ponies in the past, Shining Armor." She lowered her chin to look straight into his eyes. Shining felt like she was looking passed him, like she was watching what had happened on that day play through behind him, over and over again. "You remember when you two were schoolmates, don’t you?”

“... That--that was an accident! They were treating her so bad, and… and she was just defending herself! She didn’t mean to do it.”

“Oh, she meant it, Shining. Doing something by accident and feeling regret for what you did on purpose are two very different things.” She put her hoof down harshly, letting it echo throughout the walls until she started again. “... She couldn’t keep her emotions in check. She let their bullying get to her. I can’t honestly say I blame her. But many of Canterlot suffered that day."

"It... maybe it wasn't as bad as we remember. That was years ago!"

"Not that bad?" Celestia laughed. It was fake, and Shining detected a hint of... desperation. "She enthralled the whole city to her every whim! She made them love her so much that they were obsessed! Yes, she cast it in anger, but... But, in that moment, she wanted it, my dear.”

Shining Armor turned his glare to the ground. Eventually, he sat back down with a, “Hmmph.”

Silence filled the room. Celestia’s expression only turned more maternal. It made Shining squirm slightly. “... She’s not a child anymore,” he mumbled.

“And that makes her all the more powerful.”

“So what if she’s got power?” He growled. “She’s a strong mare! Cadence has been through so much, and she forged her own path and got herself to where she is. She worked her entire childhood so she could get the meer chance of meeting you, she did everything she could so she could be the top of her class, and she did this all as a pegasus in a boarding school for unicorns! As a transmare in a school of rich bullies and a city filled with their bigoted parents! She did it all on her own! She's strong because she had to be, that's what it took to survive in this--this place, this city, even this castle! I know you were always good to her, Celestia, but that doesn't erase everything Cadence had to put up with. Even you couldn't protect her from them. In fact, it kind of makes it worse! Ever since she came to live with you, you taught her that she had to hide that part of her identity, because if the types of ponies who adored you around here knew you were trans like us, they'd fucking hate you. That's why your still not out as gay or trans or anything else, and I respect that it's your decision who you tell and who you don't, but Cadence didn't have a choice in the matter. She was outed without her consent or even fucking knowing by some asshole you allowed into the school! She was your pupil and daughter, she wasn't allowed to mess up or make mistakes or fight back, or else everypony in the school would just say they'd always been right about lazy pegasus brutes!"

Shining Armor took a moment to breathe before he locked their gazes. "... She's been the victim of that stereotype all of her life, but that has never been what Cadence stood for. She discovered and nurtured her own magic and she ascended without your say-so, Princess.” He bowed his head. “If she can transform into the Alicorn of Love without your consent, Celestia, Cadence can damn-sure marry me without it, too.” His face turned pink. “Uh, if she wants to, that is.”

Celestia stared down at him. Her calculating gaze made the little pony sweat. Shining Armor couldn’t help but think of how easy it would be for her to crush him. How simple it would be for her to convince everyone that it was in self-defense… that he’d gone mad, somehow. Who would believe some random royal guard over their reigning princess? Nopony! Then she quickly smirked at him, and bellowed out in laughter.

“Good!” Her polite smile had faded, and was now replaced by a genuine grin. “I wouldn’t hope for anything less, son!”

"W... what?" His confusion came out as a choked mutter. With an awkward scowl, he glared up at the goddess. His thoughts disappeared from his mind, trying to calculate what the ever-living fuck was going on.

Shining Armor was not having a good time.

Celestia walked by and opened her door, giving Shining a pat on the shoulder. “Sorry, Shining Armor.” She giggled, waving her hooves in the air. “You know I respect you! After all, you're a newblood around here, and that's awfully refreshing! Your parents may have been around longer, second generation elites and all, but even they're rare goofballs among all the stiffs here, huh? The Sparkle family are the only ones who actually enjoy my pranks! I always hoped my daughter would be someone like that, but the environment in Canterlot almost snuffed out that fantasy. Luckily you were around, hmm? Such a sweet gentlecolt you were! Well, you still are, but back in the day, you were just adorable! Gosh, remember how much you used to sputter whenever you opened doors for Cadence? It was the cutest thing, Shining!" Celestia paused for a moment. "Where was I? Right!"

With a soft push from her giant wings, the muscular and taller-than-average stallion had been rushed out of her room, as if he was lighter than a feather. “You see, Shining, yes, I’m Cadence’s mentor, but I’m her mother first! I’m the one that set you two up, and you’ve proven good for my daughter. I just… had to make sure that you truly understood her. That you’d protect her, soothe her, calm her down before she made a mistake; know when she needs to be in private. I can’t risk your children’s well-being! Love spells are awfully damaging for the young mind . . .”

“Ch-children?” He sputtered, his white fur turning red.

Celestia ruffled his mane again. “Why, yes, Shining. Cadence wants children, and since you're going to be her husband, I assume you're not too swept up in the romance to discuss these topics. Don't be nervous about conception spells, spell-born children are really not that different from the more traditional ways to have a foal. Though, you and Cadenza have never been traditional, so I'm sure it'll work out, darling. I'm glad you understand her experience like that. The world needs more creatures like us... no matter. You must have already talked about this if you're proposing to her, right?"

"Y-yeah, we want kids, I just-- just don't expect them right off the bat? Maybe?"

"I want my grandfoals, Shining."

"I know, but--"

"Glad that's settled!" Celestia grinned. "You see, my daughter can be rather explosive, though I’m sure she would never actually harm her children. I just had to make sure you would be there to comfort her if the irritation of pregnancy and raising a child overwhelmed her; you know how much magic is affected by emotion! Anger is particularly potent in spell-casting. Your sister has probably told you all about that, though. Anyways, an emotional support husband, if you will. Or maybe more than one! Are you two dating anyone else right now?"

"Uh, not... currently."

"Hmm. Remind me after the wedding to set you up with somepony. Anyways, I’d hate for my grandbabies to find their mommy distraught! Wouldn’t want any of them to get a savior complex, now would we? Those are very easy to catch, even as children. Especially as children.”

Shining Armor was still staring at her hooves.

“Well, good day, soon-to-be son-in-law! Cadence is going to say yes, of course. She’s got a good head on her shoulders.” She offered him a smile, and closed the door to her chambers. He stared blankly at the wall he faced, taking a moment to process the conversation. He finally got on all his hooves, when the door abruptly swung open again.

“Oh, I almost forgot!” She kissed his cheek. “You have my blessing, dear.” And then she disappeared behind her doors again.

Shining Armor starred, bewildered, at the doors nonetheless, expecting them to open again. When they didn't, he slowly took a few steps away. If ponies thought the Moon Princess was unusual, what would they say if they knew that their all-mighty Celestia was some kooky old lady who match-made her adopted daughter with her high-school crush? Cadence would have a hayday with this story...
Cadence!
Shining quickly swung his head to the clock. I’m late! He dashed into a run, forgoing taking off his guard uniform. As it loudly clanked inside the Royal Castle, Celestia let herself breathe. Shining’s a good man, she mused. He would make a fine husband for her baby girl. Cadence would never have to be alone again.

For the things to come, that was exactly where Celestia needed her.

Author's Note:

I finally realized that the reason I keep randomly going on haitus with my mlp content is because I rarely get feedback for it on my art blog and because I'm always waiting to post a drawing until either a character bio is finished or I have to wait to post a character bio until a drawing is finished. When you're prone to executive dysfunction and depressive episodes, this can be hard. Thus, I got so much fanfic just piling up in my google drive. So, over the next few days, I'm releasing them all! And hopefully finishing the ones I've been procrastinating on. Anyways I do think I have a doodle of this scene in my artbook somewhere so I'll have to photograph it and update the cover after this comes out, I can't do it currently because it's, well, it may or may not be 5 am. See ya folks!!

Comments ( 37 )
Comment posted by Mystic Sunrise deleted Feb 6th, 2021

...you know, I'm totally on board with this headcanon, Cadence being Trans I mean. Like, uh, I can see it. And despite what some people say, it doesn't feel added for the sake of adding it. It feels like a very natural thing, another worry for Celestia and a reason for her to grill her son in law.

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That's the point. Cadence's actions isn't supposed to be justified, it was something I say she did out of impulse and anger that, as Celestia says "in that moment", blinded her.

Contrary to popular belief, nobody needs to "justify" having a queer headcanon for a character. Sometimes you look at a character and interpret them one way or another for little to no reason. Trans people just exist, whether them being trans adds anything to any story or not, we still deserve to see ourselves represented in media; and if we can't get that in the stuff we like, then that's what AUs and headcanons are for. I don't need to come up with a reason why Cadence feels like a transmare to me. She simply does, and that's enough for any headcanon.

I specifically mention in the long description that this isn't just headcanons that flow in tune with the pre-established world, it's a full AU. It's an alternate universe from the show's version. Thus, I can do whatever I want, and I will be transing everyone's genders and polying everyone's amory and making everycreature rainbow as all Tartarus and I'll force ADHD on any character I get my grubby, grubby non-binary hands on.

Anyways, thank you for your comment! It means a lot :)

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Thank you!! Cadence being trans is really important to me and I cannot wait to make every character I write trans and rainbow as heck <33

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I love this comment! Preach! Though I personally dont do Polly. Mad respect people who make it work!

thank you for being awesome and thank you for your lovely story!

....I will go read it now lol!

Ps. Have a lovely evening!

Not a bad little bit of fic. Not sure why it's getting so many downvotes. Only possible reason are transphoes seeing trans and insta-downvoting or something.

Comment posted by fanreader999999 deleted Feb 6th, 2021

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Yeah, hopefully that doesn't become a pattern with my fics... otherwise I'll have to make everybody I feature in all my mlp fics for all eternity trans-er than ever before, just to make 'em mad (I mean, I'll probably do that anyways regardless). Thanks for the support!! <3

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My apologies! Forgot I could tag that instead of saying it in the long description.

I find it really sad that whenever stories such as this appear a lot of people emerge from the woodwork of our allegedly 'tolerant' community and then proceed to downvote bomb anything with gay or trans characters in it (this seems to happen every year during Pride Month, for instance). I, for one, liked this story.

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Thank you!! I was scared I was alone in this and that it was actually the fic that caused so many downvotes, but it makes me feel like it's less my fault to know that this is unfortunately heard of. I guess I'll just have to smack that negativity with as much trans fics as I can write! <3

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That's the spirit. I'll also pull my proposed LyraBon fic out of storage.

Comment posted by AzureShade deleted Feb 6th, 2021

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I don't think it's a bad thing that I defend myself against transphobes. They're the ones downvoting the story purely because of a character's status as trans being briefly mentioned. If you think me standing up against transphobia means I'm the one in the wrong, then you're transphobic. Deconstruct your feelings and be better, dude.

I wasn’t aware ‘God’ existed in the MLP universe, but never mind. :raritywink:

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I'll just have to smack that negativity with as much trans fics as I can write!

Great plan. I love it.

Really nice story! I do hate how people downvote just because there's mention of trans people, like what??

Quick thing "As a trans woman in a school of rich bullies"
Wouldn't that be trans mare? Admittedly I'm not sure how'd the words would work for ponies.
I look forward to more stories!

I like it, decent story

Well considering all these downvoters have not even bothered to comment on what they didn't like about the fic, I think it's not an overreaction to say that the people down voting this story are only doing this because of the content (aka. they're transphobes/homophobes/scum)

Here's a quick message to those people: You're cowards. You hide behind a dislike button because you know that if you were to try and explain your pathetic opinion, the morally decent and logically thinking people would call you out for being the disgusting creatures you are. You have no spines, you have no brains, you people are not worth the air you breathe. So downvote this comment all you like, I already know you people won't say anything!

Anyway back to the story. Every character here does feel genuine. Honestly, Cadance as a trans pony actually doesn't seem that out of character, and you worked with her in a way that felt believable and interesting compared to a lot of other versions of her that we see on this site! Great Job!

You're clearly a talented writer, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The actual fans will stand up for you when they spot the kind of BS you've been subjected to.

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Feb 7th, 2021

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All I did was ask you people to leave me the fuck alone, since me headcanoning (because that's what HEADCANONS AND AUS ARE FOR) a character as trans has no effect on literally anyone except making trans people feel seen. I'm not being an "asshat" for defending myself or asking people like you to stop attacking me.

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Oh finally, actual constructive criticism!! you're totally right I'll have to fix that thank you!! <33

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I'm literally about to cry I don't know how to communicate how much this comment means to me other than just,, thank you so much man <33

Sorry to see how your fic is getting treated. All the more reason to explicitly say the characters in my fic are trans from now on.
I'll try to read your story soon; added to Read It Later.

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Thank you! i hope you enjoy <3

I liked the dialogue between the two. Nicely done! :twilightsmile:

Shining almost past the door

I think you meant 'passed'

With another swallow of his anxiety

?

knocked on the door, opening a slight

I think you meant 'opening it slightly'.

but she wasn’t omnipresent, was she?

I believe the word you meant to use was 'omnipotent'.

Your father’s a professor and an astrologist, and your mother’s a writer and a scientist; they’re very likable ponies.

-Princess, why are you telling Shiny about our parents? He knows all of this. :twilightoops:
-Because the audience might want to know. :trollestia:

This belongs to my before-mentioned Harmonyverse AU

This is literally the first line in the story description. Think of book annotations. Your short story description is much better. The long one consists solely from meta-information.

Also, just cut a few words out, and this story could've been seen as a part of canon. With no links to other stories in this AU, it feels hanging in the air. Are there some other works your readers might want to read?

Warning! Mentions of transphobia; racism (perpetrated by unicorns towards pegasi); (non-romantic type) love spells; bullying.

All of that is barely mentioned. I don't think it really warrants a warning. The story is rated 'T', after all.

Edit: Cadence is a transmare. Deal with it, downvoters. You're already lucky I didn't

Word of advice: don't do this. Ever. All this does is pushing decent people away. Stand confident by your work. After all, it is just pony fiction. Have a laugh both at the good and the bad. If someone brakes the rules of the site (i.e. harasses you) - report them and go on with your day.

Raging against 'the haters' does two things:
The trolls see that you are vulnerable for future harassing.
Decent readers might get the idea that you are too sensitive and immature to interact with.

Also, don't lash out against the number of downvotes. If you think people downvoted 'just because', than laugh it off.

But than again, some people could've given this grade in good faith, and, as a writer, it would be irresponsible to ignore such a scenario. A story always can be better than it already is, after all.

P.S. In the AU as a whole Cadance' identity might play a part, but in this story on it's own? I don't see why it matters.

Interesting concept, but most of the story feels like Celestia and Shining "as you know"-ing their way through a quick biography. Talking about all of these incidents rather than letting us see them for ourselves lessens their impact, especially the mass enthrallment. I know it's not the central focus of the story, but you're building an AU. Seems best to let the audience appreciate the divergences from canon firsthand. That goes double when you're dealing with the power of the alicorns; that's one of the most wildly variable details in ponyfic.

You clearly have a strong vision. You just need to show us more of it.

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Took your advice and tried my hand at rewriting it until I was truly happy with the result! Thanks for the actual constructive criticism man, it's a really pleasant surprise between all the transphobic and just plain aggressive comments this has been receiving. Again, thanks! <33

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Thank you!! I'll try my best. I even edited this a quite! <3

I don't think everypony who criticizes the story or your choice for trans representation is bigoted for disagreeing, but considering the tone of the comments it seems clear that some of what you're seeing here is just straight-up bigotry. I'm sorry for the hate you're dealing with.

And got around to reading this! It was a nice story with a lot of interesting ideas. I think things like Cadance's past bullying and the love spell she cast would have been better if they were shown, rather than just described by Shining and Celestia; and I think Celestia should have just led Shining into a misunderstanding of what she meant rather than outright lying about her desire to not have Shining marry Cadance; but other than that, you did a good job.

Trans Cadance is a headcanon of mine, too, and it's always nice to hear about her pre-series life.

So this was pretty nice and an enjoyable read.

Though I lust say there is a lot of telling and very little showing. It is quite clear that you have some excellent worldbuilding ideas but lost of them gets glossed over in short outburst by Shining and then hardly mentioned again.

Don't get me wrong, it is a nice story, but it could definitely so with either getting fleshed out, exploring Cadence's past and Celestia's secrets. Or it could be slimmed down. This is a good scene, but all the extra worldbuilding and backstory doesn't lead anywhere and could be cut.

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