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When Cheerilee became a vampire and began doing Princess Luna's bidding, she expected to be tasked with a lot of difficult missions. Being sent to Las Pegasus to play poker was not one of them.

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There's is insidiousness and incentive in equal measure in that picture. having read a vampire Cherilee story through today..... High time to start another :pinkiehappy:

Yay for Countdess de la Cheer. There really was no other option than -Countess.- We were Counting on it, really. And thus starts the body Count. Are all the suspects acCounted for? A Countess at the table acCountable? preposterous! Presumptious, with veggies most volumptious and inserts suspiciously insidious.

Still tingles painfully that she doesn't pull her punches, ever. Getting mangled is usually the better of several options when facing a rather harmless looking school teacher.

When anyone asks, it is vitally important that you say "I walked into the door. And fell down the stairs. While being mauled by timber wolves."
...
"It was a big door. And a lot of stairs. And very angry timber wolves."

Alright, I favorited this.
Now time to read it! :pinkiehappy:

Also, is that a mane 6 character tag I see?
This is gonna be good!

...Exactly how long has Cheerilee been doing vampire stuff in this story?

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Second paragraph:
In the decade that she’d been working for Princess Luna

I should make things more obvious. I am not good at details :ajsleepy:

:pinkiegasp: New vampire Cheerilee story!

CURSE YOU, TNaB, YOU AND YOUR CLIFFHANGERS!

I'm reminded of that one scene in Freemans Mind where he wonders how he's gonna explain a half dozen acts of self-defense to a court.
I'm anxious to see how our visitors from Ponyville to Vampire Cheerilees usual hijinks.

Instant favorite,

Will read later.


Keep VC coming, one of my favorite story lines.

I don't know if the overall story of vamp Cheerilee will ever go in this direction but I kind of want her to discover the joy of hunters. Get her a good rival, her own Van Helsing ya know? (hunters arent usually known for making exceptions to the whole all supernaturals are evil thing) dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

Cheerilee should just get the EIS guy to run interference with the Mane Six. "Those mares know who I am, and I can't let them see me here. Keep them busy and away from this table!" (He's obviously no good at poker, might as well make some use of him...)

1232437 HEY!
what would you do if you found yourlef in the MLP:FIM Universe?
(I would have a mental brake-down :pinkiecrazy: )

Before I read this, based on the description alone... WUT? :rainbowhuh:

*Added to Read Later*

Wooooo! More vampire Cheerilee! Keep the good stuff coming! :pinkiehappy: :rainbowkiss: :raritystarry: :yay: :eeyup:

InbeforeFeatured!

Damn, failed again.

Finally, a vampony fic with a 'comedy' tag. Hopefully this one won't take itself too seriously. Because the cross-genre of vampires in Equestria has, from my experience, always been laughable. Most end up being either "Twilight" style angsty garbage or loose reworkings of "Underworld"... which is another series I find chronically aggravating.

What is it with vampires? I fail to see the draw. They're just like mosquitoes, ticks, biting flies, and lice. Pests that need to be squashed. In fact, "Mighty Max" did a very clever episode in which vampires were in fact demonic biting flies!

There's no effort to make the mythos 'fit' Equestria. It's an incomplete genre-melding.

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You said "Finally" so I don't know if you caught this, but this is actually the fourth installment of the Vampire Cheerilee Series of which most are comedies.

Cheerilee just killed him, I hope this means she will face moral quandaries in the near future.

1236218 No I hadn't caught this series before. I shall take a look.

>>> Cheerilee wondered if the money Silverwing was transporting would be with him. That seemed like a lot of bits to carry around, even with the new paper currency. >>>

Luna reads and is ENRAGED!! "PAPER MONEY!!?? WHAT FALLACIOUS NONSENSE IS THIS?! HOW CANST STRIPS OF PRESSED WOOD PULP AND COTTON BE GRANTED SUCH VALUE?! TIS TREASON!!"

Luna is a Ron Paul supporter. :trollestia:

This isn't exactly comedy yet. It's more like, if James Bond was a female equine vampire. :rainbowlaugh:

See, a comedy would have had the scene in the room play out like this:

Cheeriliee threw the bag of bits at the stallion, but the hyper-velocity projectile just bounced off his face the same way his hoof had fallen off hers. The... exact... same... uh-oh. "Say, are you a vampire too?" The stallion looked shocked! "Well... yeah!" Cheerilee laughed, "Wow, what are the odds? Wanna trade sucking stories?" The stallion loosened up, "I got a good one, two barbers and a Diamond Dog walked into a bar...GACK!" He looked down to see a wooden stake sticking out of his chest. "I say, bad form, whot?" He promptly shriveled up and crumbled to dust. "What a n00b," Cheerilee spat. "Experienced vampires never suck and tell!"

:trollestia:

Gem

Man, she is getting cold! Just killed that stallion for throwing a punch, no idea what he's done before or what's even going on!

...oh well :derpytongue2:

I was planning on getting some sleep, you just had to do that didn't you...

Wow, Cheerilee's really let her morals go in that decade. I mean, Christ.

Incidentally, how exactly is this a comedy?

I feel like Cheerilee needs to break things on these stallions that aren't needed to live.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowderp_flip.png Might answer more questions that way...then she can kill them!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Discord.png

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I dunno, I think it's pretty hilarious. :pinkiecrazy:

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I second that.

Twitchy taiI! Something's gonna fall! :pinkiegasp:

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Or quite possibly, somePONY? :rainbowdetermined2:

Nopony can hide from her Pinkie-Sense! :pinkiegasp:

Great chapter, as always.
Vampire Cheerilee is definitely one of the best series' on here.

“If either of you struggle, you die,” the mare whispered. “If you speak loudly, you die. If you don’t tell me what I want to know, you die. Understand?”

Then the stallion said "Alright...here's what you gotta do. Go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra...AND IT'L HELP YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy_invert.png

ummmm

a shadowy figure moving one of the balconies that overlooked

That's impressive.


OMG that's a cliffhanger, kinda like Cheerilee.

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Oops, thanks for catching that.

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At least I didn't catch a moving balcony. :pinkiehappy:

Need some fan art of Cheerilee dressed as Blade the vampire hunter. :rainbowkiss:

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If you make it, I'll post it.

1258371 Ya...im gonna have to leave that to someone who can actually draw....:pinkiesad2:

so many bodies

Five dead bodies and it's not even dawn? Cherilee's not just a vampire, she's a walking death machine.

I can't stop giggling at the pony-(body)-pile constantly growing. :pinkiecrazy:

Good stuff as always. :moustache:

I never quite got the whole Cheerilee-is-a-vampire-now mythos but I'm starting to like it thanks to stories like this. :pinkiehappy:

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Wait, there's a mythos? Links, please

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Oh, no, there's no actual mythos, I just have a habit of applying the label whenever I see certain sorts of stories trending. There seem to be a few Cheerilee Vampire fics around aside from yours, so in my head it's become a mythos.

Heads. Weird things. :)

Can't seem to find them now...

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