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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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a Somewhat Unorthodox Eclair

That is a positively terrifying set of words coming from you. Every day, your tagline becomes more and more fitting. I don't know how to feel about that.

10358076
Wordplay is all I have :fluttershbad:

:P tangy and tarty

10358080

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're good at it.

10358083
I appreciate that!

Y'know, I was following the "Lil Cheese is trans/gnc" bullshit on derpibooru for an afternoon.

I didn't agree with it, but him/her being a femboy trap? I can get behind that.

Perfectly Insane
Moderator

Getting very strong Angel from Hazbin Hotel vibes from this.

Damn, that was hot. Never trust a pony with that many socks.

10358095
You don't think being a femboy trap is gender non-conforming? Really? Really?

I don't know why, but this fits the story well.

https://m.

10358317
I think he's saying:
traps/femboys =/= trans
Or something.

10358337
10358317
10358095

Just to clear the air
No, he's not trans in this
He just likes to look pretty to seduce stallions and/or the wayward human into getting some dick

So, this story was not bad... but also not that good either :D
I mean it was kinda sexy and I liked that part ^^ but it was mostly about gay and less about foalcon than I would have wished ^^
But still not bad and worthy a thumb up :D

10358095
S/he is a very pretty foal. Their gender is ambiguous because apparently the writing and art staff didn't bother to check with each other, and there is no show bible.

10358080

Don't sell yourself short, my fellow unicorn, mate: some of us have to try and work up wordplay and lewd songlyrics to get close to your level.

Speaking of, you managed to do the impossible again - made a little colt-clop work out into the box. And with Anon, too. Don;t know how you do it time after time, but you're quite the skilled author.

Just to clear this up. The writers and director all made it clear in interviews and twitter. LI'L Cheese is a colt. So...unless someone thinks they know better than the creators of the character?

I am more dismayed at the 32 homophobes and bigots who downthumbed rather than be a better person and just move on.

10358705
It's a shame honestly, because the story is actually a fun read and deserves the upvotes.

Unknown to the current Anon, Pinkie Pie knew this would happen, as she remembered it happening herself with one of the previous Anons that got sent to Equestria (as per Depraved Distractions).

That's right, every few years, a new person is selected to be the Anon of Equestria, and is often chosen based off his perversity, as well as the prospect of him (most often) being willing to have sex with ponies.

10358705
Its homophobic and bigoted to disapprove of these pedophile stories.

10358705
If they set up design characteristics that every single character has followed since day one, I'm going to follow what the show tells me, and not what Jim and his shota trap fetish does.

10358713
10358705

Auto-Downvotes are a hallmark of success

Comment posted by ShadowSpectrumSwordtails deleted Jul 30th, 2020

10359156
Then you’re doing a damn good job, it seems :rainbowlaugh:

I have to admit, it took me a minute to figure out how you cropped that picture, until I realized you cheated.

10359156
"my pedophilia story made people angry so that means it was successful :)"

I'm sure if I wrote kiddi porn I would be successful to right ;)?

I'm not sure about myself anymore. I've never been interested in such stories before. So... I think I'd burn in hell if I believed in God.
P.S. Need Moar

10359323
I doubt it, but feel free to try

10358705
As 10358927 tried to explain but messed up by forgetting to put a question mark at the end, the bulk of the downvotes are probably due to the foalcon. There might even be one solely because it's clop.

To be clear, none of them were me. I'm not going to downvote something without at least reading it, I'm not going to downvote something that's well-written, and I'm not going to downvote something without putting it in the folder I created for things I downvoted.

To be even more clear, the button you click for things you find morally repugnant is Report Story, and if that isn't applicable then the mature filter was invented so that people like you wouldn't have an excuse.

10359388
People like me? You seem to think I was disapproving of the story. Quite the other side, I was pointing out people like Darius and others should learn to just move on rather than downvote strictly because the content of a story does not live up to their personal "morals"

Ignoring the fact the story is about fictional ponies, and ignoring that it is just a story. We the readers have no way of knowing the age of consent in this alternate world. We have no way of knowing the laws there, the social standards. This could be acceptable there, it could not be, but we have no way of knowing that as the writer never gave us that information.

Yet you have so called members of the herd like "Darius" who want to impose their own morals on others, and apply real world views to a fictional story. This is what I was pointing out, and that perhaps people like Darius need to back up, take a breath, and get a better grasp on reality.

10359418
Yeah, a bit of a mix-up between the two people I was technically replying to. Your first and third paragraphs are what I was saying with my last.

10359418
I don't need to be lectured about person morals, I am well aware there are other society on this earth who think having sex with minors is acceptable. That doesn't mean I have to like or find that acceptable.

Also regarding the acceptable "social norms" in this universe that is based on a kids show, the Anon in this universe is from earth. He should know better, he is a pedophile and you know it.

Tell me if a dude was teleported to a universe were fucking children was as acceptable as breathing, would you think it would be OK for him to go native?

I am actually curious what your morals are this subject.

10358471

was mostly about gay and less about foalcon than I would have wished ^^

Jesus Christ the pedophiles on this site are getting more bold.

10359521
I see no morals at all in this case and in your example, it is fantasy, a fictional story that is not, and can not ever be. Applying morals to fiction is like trying to catch rain with a sieve. It is a pointless endeavor that serves to only weaken ones mental capacity.

As I said, you wish to apply morals that don't exist, can't exist, what so ever. We are not talking about reality here, we are not addressing situations that real people have been harmed. That, would be a whole other ball of wax.

10359595
People apply their morals to fictional stories all the time dude ;/ what are you talking about. Yoy know what themes are? Some fictional stories are suppose to make you think about stuff. You think applying morals to stories like 1984, lord of the flies etc makes one weaken their mental capacity?

Of course this story in particular isnt exactly made to make people think about pedophelia in a different light (at least I hope not). The only reason I shared my opinion on this story is because it makes people think this stuff is normal on this website, I mean one dude in the comments admits he is here for the child porn, it's making these people more bold!

This was a really nice short but sweet tryst ^^. I think its nice to see more male/male human on pony stuff, as its quite rare, criminally rare even. So your twist on it was delicious to read.
Personally I would've liked if there was a bit more build up and more chapters for the sinful bump in the night to be an even better pay-off, but alas. Thats just my 'romantic'/lusty brain.

Also your Spike, Gallus, Rumble and Lil Cheese should definitely team up on a very lucky human, or a stallion. NOW that is a fantasy harem if there ever was one.

10359616
I already told you Darius, the only possible way to get what you want is if you convince the site mods to ban it, because the individual authors won't care unless forced to. Do you really think that someone who listed something as a trigger warning would be unaware that it's potentially problematic? If he posted it anyway, then you can't shame him into unposting it, especially not when you're this visibly outnumbered. (I'm not even strictly for or against, I'm just reminding you that you're too badly outnumbered here to actually accomplish anything)

Oh, and since people gave me flack for the sentiment of the first sentence the last time I expressed it: the idea is that they're still wasting their time because the mods won't be any more receptive than you are. In this case, foalcon is given an explicit exemption from a rule that would otherwise disallow it, so this is actually definite.

While I'm here, let me dig out the Mark Twain:

NOTICE

PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR,
Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.

Leech, you should probably put this on all your stories to make these sorts of people look even sillier.

10359616
But it is normal, this shit has been written on this site for as long as I remember. It's also normal for it to get backlash, so literally nothing has changed or is changing. People already know that pedophilia is wrong in the real world, so the only people who you need to be concerned with are those who rationalize it in the real world.

a Somewhat Unorthodox Eclair

This story doesn't have scat, right? Because I get the impression this 'eclair' is an innuendo for an anal creampie, but actual eclairs are also chocolate frosted.

Edit: took a chance, got my answer. Just an innuendo of a consistently creampied little twink. Wait...why eclair and not Twinkie?

10359740
I'm now upset with myself for not going with Twinkie

Good show :fluttershbad:

10359527
you can't stop the future :D

10359616
There's no subversive deeper meaning to this
It's clop, simple as that

Given your penchant for witch hunts, I'm surprised you're on this site - after all, any/all clop involving ponies and a human is essentially bestiality

10359616
Did you know that real life and fanfiction are not the same? You shouldn't mix them for the sole purpose of virtue signaling on the internet. Just because someone reads or writes foalcon doesn't make them a pedophile in real life.

Well-written story. Easily gets a Fave from me.

10359916
This is true.
Playing GTA doesn't make you a violent sociopath
Watching Dexter or Hannibal doesn't make you a psychotic killer
Reading clop doesn't make you a zoophile or pedo

It's as simple as that

stories like this isn't making confirming lil cheesy gender any easier.
Also in stories like this, he/she inherits a naughty side from Kinky Pinky.

10359616

As an excuse, dear child. One that didn't hold up in court when the claim of papers causing perverts (in this case, D&D scenario books) was laughed out of decent society, and will be any nay idiot tries to... I'm sorry, I really need to spell out the crazy in your claim here... screw a kid because they saw a fic where a green-skinned human screwed a small pastel-colored pony?

I'm sorry does 'boldness' make a crime not a crime, or make everybody the criminal watched before committing it a criminal too? Even on the front, you've gotta see how ridiculous that leap is.

Seriously, I don't even care much for this branch of clop, (cuz Anon, I mean, really?) but claiming Leech is a pedo enabler's going too far, and I know you're smart enough to not actually believe that.

“Oh wow ,” Cheese reverently whispered, unabashedly gazing at the man’s uncovered package. “You’re so much bigger than dad.”

this line has some implications i'm not too terribly fond of
otherwise, great story
just that one sour grape in an otherwise delectable bundle

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