mayorlight from DeviantArt and Derpibooru; Equestria Girls devotee
Sunset Shimmer comes into the Sweet Snacks Cafe to visit Pinkie Pie and enjoy a delicious dessert. Unfortunately, a delusional and angry man then enters the restaurant searching for unicorns.
A quick, silly read in the vein of the Equestria Girls shorts.
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Y'know, I wondered if there was some reference behind the description of the guy in this story. And it turns out I thought right! XD
But this was an entertaining read. Especially for how Pinkie and Sunset dealt with the guy.
"She could not help but wonder if her own psyche might be damaged just by glimpsing his delusions"
Mee too...
Great fic to finish the day, though.
The salami is a metaphor.
For the power of humans to overcome animals, and as a magic wand, and also a symbolic counterpoint to a unicorn’s horn. Plus, as we all know, horses are vegetarian. THE PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!
I could see this poor guy being near CHS during the friendship games have seen a unicorn though a portal and just snapped.
Just another Saturday night at the diner.
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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Indeed, not all mindscapes are as entertaining as Pinkie Pie's!
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Sure beats using a carrot, doesn't it?
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Such a sight would have probably driven him to Lovecraftian levels of madness!
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During a full moon, perhaps.
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When an already crazy person sees something fantastic its not hard for them to incorporate that fantastic thing into their madness.
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So every month.
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I can just imagine Andrea Libman screeching Pinkie's line!
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Oh god,I might have to see if I can get her to say it at bronycon now
Most likely can't, but God I'd pay to hear that!
One of the arresting officers studied weird, forgotten laws as a hobby; that last one had been put in the books in the 1890s and never taken out.
In any case, delightful bit of madness. I really could see something like this happening in an EqG short. (Also, I couldn't help but see the man as Denzel Crocker. It's a small leap from fairy godparents to the Illunicornati.)
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I've never watched the Fairly Odd Parents, but I can certainly see the salami man's similarities with Crocker.
It would indeed make perfect sense if there were a few crazed conspiracy theorists watching Canterlot High School!
This was the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks for the giggles!
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Glad you enjoyed it!
God, I needed a good laugh, thanks for that!
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Glad I could deliver!
Well that dude looks like trouble
...oh i recognize him!
Stay down sunset