*An utterly disgusting mix of Crackfic and plot, as well as the result of too many all-nighters on my end.*
It all starts when Rarity goes to her spa appointment for her usual, and she meets a stallion that is just wonderful! From there, it descends into madness, misadventures with love, and miscellaneous stuff. If you are still interested, read on!
*On indefinite hiatus, as I really have no direction for this story to go. Just haven't been in the mood for writing. Please enjoy what IS here, though.*
Chapters (19)
if she breathes, she's a thot
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Don't give a thought to a thot.
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OMG.... I am going to have trouble breathing enough due to the description and pick used for this story already.
Please don't suck horribly. This is too promising of a fic at first glance.
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Well, read on and let me know what you think, and if you have your sides intact after this!
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for loss of sides, lungs, or anything medical.
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Maybe. Maybe not. Could you hurt anything with this face?
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...Well, shit. Diamond means business. Do what you must!
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Let's go to war and do some stuff! YEAH!
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DEATH!
Let me see your war face!
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NEEEEEEEIIIGHHH!!!
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Hehehehehe! Once I started, I COULDN'T STOP! That's it though.... maybe
NUUUUUUUUUUU! Mie WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
This is where it got weird for me.
so is angel bunny playing wingman for fluttershy? Wreck Anon's house to get hm to move in with futtershy.
having read all of this, my dislike for random stories will prevent from tracking this story.
However I was able to cobble together something of a plot so I'll leave a like and wish you good luck on finishing this.
What?
Those horse Faggots.
Again with the fagotry
Well she didn't say nothing about flirting in touching
You are a fuk head for what you did to Derpy!
Faggots! FAGGOTS EVERY WHERE! 🖕
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It was a necessary move. The Derp shall not be hurt again.
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Embrace it.
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Didn't think of that possibility. That might become a plot point.
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I understand, and thanks! Hopefully, no more hiatuses happen...
HE DOESN'T KNO DA WEA ME BRUHDDAS LET'S JUST SPIT ON HIM!!!
The cover art is from Samurai Jack, right?
he obviously can't take you if he's healing up in the hospital from getting his back broken like that one guy from that dude named Bane or whatever the pony variant is. I want to say Bane a minotaur and bat man a pegasus stallion who disguises as a bat pony.
Just think about that before you decide to screw him over next time apple_bloom.
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Yup!
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Don't worry. The plot will make him well enough to attend the concert. And let's just say the pony equivalent of Bane is Big Mac. IDK, make your own canon for the unanswered.
Whys this canceled?
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I haven't been in a writing mood, so I don't want people to wait for something that won't be updated.
Fascinating.