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// Fluttershy Likes Him 
// Story: Begone, Horse! 
// by Snek Eyes 
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Fluttershy was in a panic as she flew all over, not finding her lost pimp- er, pet.

"Angel! Where are you?!" She cried out.

Yes, that dickwad. He ran off somewhere while Fluttershy was paying attention to another animal, and that sent her into a frenzy. Her blood pressure was high right now, and if she didn't find Angel in a few minutes, she would have to slap a bitch!

In the distance, she could see a house. Not so much a house as a cottage, like her own abode. However, unlike hers, she didn't see a second floor. About fifty feet away was the little rat.

"ANGEL! Get your ass back here NOW!" Her wings flapped faster than when she was training for the hurricane back in season two. But she got there right when Angel ran past the door threshold and disappeared.

"Angel! Come out!" She called out. Fluttershy heard another voice along with her own. 

"Hey, bunny. Where did you- what are you- WHAT THE FUCK, YOU DICKHEAD! GET OUT! GET OUT!" A bunch of banging and yelling was going on, and surely, no one survived through the carnage of noise. Angel got out of the door, covered in a mix of colors, followed by a stallion who screamed, "I WILL MAKE YOU PART OF MY NEXT SOUP, YOU FUCKING SHITLORD!"

Angel hid behind Fluttershy like the bitch he was, and even though Fluttershy feared Angel, there were certain lines to not be crossed. One just got crossed. "If you put my bunny in a soup, I will put you in a chokehold. This is all a mistake!"

The stallion was still blind with fury. "Him being born was a fucking mistake!"

Surprisingly, Angel could talk to, and be understood by, the stallion. 'You want to try me, bitch?!'

"Come on, bunny! I will beat you the fuck up!"

'If Fluttershy weren't here, I would kick your ass!'

The stallion's voice rose. "You really rely on her to protect you?! Fucking wimp! Shut up and die!" 

Fluttershy's blood was reaching boiling point. "Shut up, both of you! There will be no fighting, no dying, just shut the fuck up!" Both parties were surprised by the silent protector, a Dark Knight, interjecting so suddenly. "Now, nut up and apologize to each other."

"Fuck that!"

"FUCKING APOLOGIZE OR I WILL CUT YOU!"

The stallion went from surprised, to angry, to scared. "Ok, dickhead. I won't put you in a stew. In fact, I'm sorry." His voice trembled as he spoke.

'Of course you have no balls. I'm not apologizing!'

Fluttershy's eyes began to twitch. Her veins started to show. "Angel... Apologize. NOW!"

Angel jumped up from shock. 'I'm sorry, you bitch. Happy?'

"Better!" Fluttershy's demeanor changed from murderous killer to cheerful pony in a picosecond within a picosecond. Her attention turned to the attractive stallion. "I'm sorry this happened. But why is Angel covered in paint?"

After getting over the rage, the stallion calmed down enough to not choke the multi-colored piece of shit. "I left a pallet of paint on the floor to do lunch, and this asshole came in and fucked everything up!" The stare at Angel was sharp, like a knife sharpened by the Edge of Glory! "His name is Angel? He's anything but!"

'Bring it on! Come on! I bet you won't!'

"I will kick you all the way to Prance! Fuck off!"

Fluttershy would have to turn into Flutterbitch soon. "FUCKING SHUT UP!" With everyone scared of her, she turned to the stranger. "Now, um... stallion, you like to paint?"

His stature rose a bit due to the confidence he felt as he nodded. "My name's Anonymous, by the way. And yes, in my spare time. It's a hobby more than a passion that I just dabble in."

"That's nice. I haven't seen this house out here before."

A blush graced his cheeks. "Well, I built it a while ago. Also, these are the outskirts, so no one really looks for this place, which is a bonus."

Fluttershy's surprise showed. "You built this place?"

"Yeah. I'm an architect, so this was easy."

Fluttershy motioned for Angel to get on her back, which he did. He sat between her wings. "Good for you. Well, I'll take my pim- pet and stop bugging you." As she got ready to turn and fly away, she swore she heard her own voice, just deeper.

"Um... Actually. I just got done, um, making lunch, and I made extra. Also, you only saw the outside. So, if you want to see the... inside...of my house. That can be, you know, a thing that happens."

"Oh, thank you for the invitation, but we're okay." Putting on a pleasant smile and going for the high road, Fluttershy turned.

At that point, the stomachs of the master and his slave growled.

She reconsidered. "Actually, if you have extra, I wouldn't mind. But what about Angel?"

Standing up, the asshole started making demands. 'I only take carrots and lettuce!'

"I'll shove a carrot up your ass and feed you it. How do you like that, fuckface?" The fire was quick to reignite.

Angel went from Fluttershy right to the stallion's ear. 'If you don't do this, I WILL cockblock you.'

A bitch switch flipped. "I have a carrot and head of lettuce not cut up yet. Cool?"

'That will do, bitch.'

The time bomb known as Fluttershy was hungry enough, and if she had to wait... ponies would die. "Okay. Let's go in." 

***

The ponies and bunny walked in, Anonymous leading the others to the kitchen table. The food was on the counter, smelling of multiple seasonings.

"I'm just going to make this look presentable. There's some soup, salad and condiments, and steamed vegetables with seasoning for lunch."

Fluttershy looked around and took everything in. Angel looked for shit to fuck up.

Right after walking in the door, there was a bed to the right in the corner. It was messy, unmade, probably crusty. Opposite the bed, a bookcase filled to the brim with enough knowledge to make Twilight orgasm. To the left, a kitchen with Anon, food, a fire pit, collection of cooking utensils, and a chimney. Lastly, in the corner opposite the kitchen was a cello, with many pieces of paper laid around. A lot like Rarity's "organized chaos". (Hey, it's a small place; there's not much to describe, okay?) All in all, Fluttershy liked it. It worked, especially for one pony.

"This is nice and homey. How long ago did you build this?"

"About... a year ago. Three months of building, but well worth it."

Fluttershy subtly stared at the muscles that must have resulted from that experience. "I can only imagine the effort to build this. Where did you learn all this?"

"Heh. That's actually a funny story. Um, I didn't go to school for architecture. I just read a ton of books, and went from there. Then when I applied for a job, they thought I had a degree."

The eyes traveled further down to a bigger group of muscles. "Is that why your cutie mark is a book?"

"Pretty much. Yeah. I just read anything I want to learn and teach myself. Food is ready, by the way." Anon climbed down from the counter, a carrot and thing of lettuce in hoof. "Here you go, motherfucker."

'Joke's on you, fatherfucker.' Angel bounded, grabbed the food, and went outside. At least he kept good on his word.

"So just grab whatever." Sitting down with his food, Anon subtly eyed Fluttershy's ass, catching her cutie mark while doing so. "So, Butterfly..."

"My name's Fluttershy."

"Fluttershee?"

The grip on the plate tightened. "Fluttershy."

"Fluttersha?"

The food in the hoof turned to mush. "FLUTTERSHY."

"Flutterby?"

The plate almost broke on the counter. "Are you fucking joking? Fluttershy. Flut-ter-shy."

"Fluttershy?"

The plate sighed in relief. "YES! Thank you!"

"...I'm calling you Fluttershee."

The very thing holding her psyche together broke. "aaaagggGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

Anon raised a hoof, effectively shutting her up. "Fluttershy, I'm joking. Now don't be breaking my shit."

"...I hate you."

"If you really do, there's the door. I won't stop you. More food for me." Anon's stare could rival Maud's. 

Again, now's a good time for Fluttershy's stomach to growl and remind everyone of her situation. A smile graced Anon's muzzle; he had won the match with an perfect K/D ratio.

"Fine." Fluttershee sat down across from Anon, and the real awkwardness began. After a few seconds, Anon tried to get the ball rolling. Down onto Angel. Fuck him.

"So, how did you get your cutie mark? You know my story."

"Um, my friend Rainbow Dash was flying in a race and knocked me off a cloud. I was falling to my death. Scary times."

Confusion was evident on his face. "...You're a pegasus. Why not fly?"

"Hush now," She snapped. "But before I hit the ground, a bunch of butterflies caught me. Then I saw animals, and, because of plot convenience, I got my cutie mark then."

"And so you can talk to animals?"

"Talk to them, understand them, help them out, have a fight club and make bets..." Good times. "But animals are my life, and I absolutely love them."

More silence. Now, Fluttershy started the conversation back up.

"You read a lot?"

"Oh, yeah. I read how to do architecture, cook, and just anything I'm interested in. It's like music; I just listened to... Um... Octave? Octavi? Tavi?"

"Octavia?"

"Yes! That one! But her music and performances are mind-blowing, so I just dove head-first into music theory, reading about diminished and augmented notes, modes, enharmonic names, dominant chords, just everything."

"Well, you would get along well with Twilight. She reads so much, I'm surprised she has her eyesight intact. Also, her library is much bigger than yours, so she always learns SOMETHING. Even reading the same book. Eight times in a row." With each detail she added, she became more exasperated.

"Wait. Twilight Sparkle? She lives in Canterlot, right?"

This ignorant bitch. "You know the castle in the middle of town?"

"Twilight lives THERE?! I thought that was some pretentious asshole who wanted to show off everything he had. But a Princess lives in PONYVILLE?! I never knew!"

"That should be the first thing that you learn about Ponyville. How could you NOT know that?"

Anon couldn't look at Fluttershy dead on. He just munched on his meal quietly. "Um... I just go into town for food and an occasional massage. I don't pay attention to much else."

*Facehoof* "You REALLY need to get out more."

Anon was finished with his plate, and some crumbs remained. "I mean, I've traveled to a lot of places, so I already do. Been to other countries, towns, everywhere." He started licking the plate in such a way that Rarity would faint.

"Is that how you eat pussy?" Fluttershy couldn't hold back the comment. 

"...I don't eat cats. That's just mean, Butterfly."

Earlier rage returned with full force. "My name is Fluttershy!" Since her plate was clean as well, she brought her hoof down onto the table, right next to it. Hey, she wasn't breaking his shit yet!

"Don't know, don't care. Just don't break my shit. By the way, I'll take that plate."

Anon gathered the plates and put them up on the counter. "Thanks for the company."

Fluttershy got up and started walking to the door. "Thank you for lunch. It was nice talking to you. I enjoyed it."

Again, Anon started to blush. "Well, if you want to come over again, my door's open."

Fluttershy looked at the door. "Indeed it is open." It indeed was open.

"Take it easy, smartass."

After that, Angel jumped on Fluttershy's back. He landed between her wings, commanding his steed. 'Forth Eorlingas!'

"Save the role play for later, honey." A rolling of the eyes later, and they started leaving.

Even though they were moving away, Fluttershy's cutie mark remained in Anon's stomach. 

Anon mumbled to himself, "She's nice. And not a whorse. I like her."