• Member Since 19th Jan, 2018
  • offline last seen April 3rd

Wallflower Blush


You won't remember me.

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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

-Michael Pollan


Even when faced with the rise of Tirek and the loss of her own cutie mark, Roseluck never fails to tend her lawn.

An entry into the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 29 )

I nearly died laughing when we got to Francis. :rainbowlaugh: This was gold, just amazing. Have an upvote and a fave! :pinkiehappy:

Has a dry sort of American Psycho vibe to it. I like it!

JackRipper
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I took a lot of inspiration from my idol, E.A. James. I'm glad that someone else here is a fan of her work. :twilightsmile:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Excellent work for someone new to the site. Though maybe not new to writing, I take it? :unsuresweetie:

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You're not wrong. I got my start by writing in the Twilight fandom. Team Jacob ftw.

JackRipper
Story Approver

I did not see that ending coming.

Gloriously insane. Thank you for a grand spectacle of madmares and disproportionate retribution. (And I'm still surprised that Equestrian lawnmowers don't have a salad dressing dispenser.) Best of luck in the judging.

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And I'm still surprised that Equestrian lawnmowers don't have a salad dressing dispenser.

Darn! Roseluck must've picked up an old model. I hear dressing dispensers are all the rage in Canterlot.

Francis the lawnmower is just a Pinkamena gag rip off.

What a delightful exercise in controlled madness.

Comment posted by Double_Bubble deleted April 5th

Came here from Author Interview.

Found their description of the story suspiciously... lacking in detail? Came here to find random awesome comedy. Was not disappointed.

Hoping for sequel on how Lyra will react to her crazy neighbor finally showing her dark crazy with her alchemy.

Typo:

ever crevice > every crevice

im not really sure what just happend, but it was delightful :D

I have no clue what this is.

I do know it’s good though.

Damn, the suburbs are weird.

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Tell me about it....

No seriously, tell me about it

This used to be a very funny story to me, but now it's not. I guess Roseluck's vanity of her yard now just doesn't do it for me.

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