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CaptainAnonymous
I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous
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Secret Agent Man. 1966
He sounds like Serious Sam!
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That's actually what I thought of when I was thinking of a title
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And many other big badasses
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That was the first thing that came to my mind.
i was thinking more of ash from army of darkness there for a sec
MOAR!!!!!!!!
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A lot of those sorts of characters can apply
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lol, soon
I can't not read his voice as Duke Nukem
When the sex-scenes are beginning, I'm just gonna skim over them to get to the real meat of the story. This is really intriguing.
I have High hopes for this
Haven't read the first chapter yet, but looking at the discription I'm going to assume it's related to your old greentext. Something within the lines of Hunter Anon, was it?
Is this an adaptation of the greentext from the slavepone thread? I literally just finished reading that.
So thanks for that.
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Yeah I'm the guy that wrote this, remaking it for FimFiction and continuing it.
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Hopefully I'll deliver.
Pfft That's how I like my girls?!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
My most favorite lines are "Not as good as his dick..." and "That's..... How I like my girls?" I am loving ever second
So far pinkie is my favorite character in this story hopefully each of the girls have a different kink
tia and woona when
You could fuck Hitomi Tanaka like a runaway freight train and not cum for a year.
....I am really interested to see where this goes, but DANG. those dudes are THAT HORRIFYING?!
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I, for one, would love to see more of the thread savants do the same. Some of the stories in that particular genre are absolutely genius and never see the light of FiMFiction, which is practically criminal. Thanks for all the hard work writing the story not just once but for two different formats.
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I imagined The G-man from Half-Life with a dumb smile.
So thanks for that.
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Hey thanks, and no problem, maybe this time I'll actually finish it.
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Less horrifying, more instinctively unnatural and creepy despite passing as human.
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You'll see.
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Oooohhh you'll see.
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Hey thanks, hopefully you'll like all the plans I have for the future.
Who's John McClane?
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Bruce Willis, Die Hard movies.
dammit im at the office reading this and i have serious boner ryt now!!!
woot~!
The real question here is: are traps gay?
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ooch, understood then. thats even worse.
also, this chapter? JEEZE! i think all the teakettles exploded from the steam. so i need new ones. thanks.
Well, she did call dibs.
Is it weird that I felt less dirty reading the sex scene from this chapter than I did reading the kissing scenes from the previous ones?
"Okay. You just... You just tell me if I'm doing anything you don't like okay?"
"Um... I don't like that your dick isn't in me." She blushes.
BEST LINES EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tarina oli hieno! Rakastin hahmonkehitystä ja tapaa siirtyä kohtausten välillä! Sinun kuvauksesi sai minut onnelliseksi ja toivottavasti teet hyvin! Varmista, että et laita kastiketta pesuun!
Please tell me there is going to be more. I read the greentext and really liked it.
really loving the cheap-knock off brand x-files/m.i.b/scp vibe
I hope to see a update soon.
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.....no....just no....
( trying to hold in laughter and trying to decide whether to laugh or feel bad for him) suuuuuure dude you keep telling yourself that......
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Finally Updated, and finally passed the point where I stopped writing back when I greentexted this.
Woohoo! It lives!!!! Also one of these days Mildred is gonna see something and walk home to do the beatings.
awesome chapter by the way.
Yay chapter
Can’t wait tills he runs away to a equestria I wonder if the princesses will be impressed maybe even cadence or the other villains
From how G-rated Equestria seemed, how did ponies ever manage to reproduce?
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Magic.
-Ru
P.S.
...
My Little Pony: Reproduction is Magic.
Best. Line. Ever.
Like there's any other way to do it?
-Ru
Aaand now I'm hooked.
-Ru
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The real question is: Does it matter? Personally I would consider myself straight but over time I also found myself interested in more than just females, going with the motto: A slut is a slut, no matter the gender. So I got my enjoyment out of having read about submissive males as well. That is why I think it shouldn't matter. Fun is fun after all.
friggin love this chapter... ooh, more Fluttershy Soon?
Quite the nice outcome after this build-up!
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Shut up
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Whatever
Can't wait for the next chapter
Rough facefucking. Quite the nice addition! Love the slutty way Pinkie behaves and talks as well! Of course am curious to see what you have planned next now!