Luna has a problem. A money problem, that is. You see, for the past thousand or so years, Celestia's kinda been... *cough* borrowing *cough* from Luna's share of tax money, leaving the younger sister rather broke.
On top of that, she's found herself as quite the gamer, even sporting the name "N1GH7M4R3-M00N" in the virtual worlds of games. Unfortunately, her current allowance is far too little to support her new hobby...
Contains heavy abuse of the random tag, as usual. ^_^
So why not put advertisements in dreams?
Chapters (1)
Luv it
Onto a different story for a minute. Oop, then back to the main attraction.
What...?
8123203 NOW, ABSORB THIS KNOWLEDGE TOO! *slams book onto face*
hOi!
8123215 HOI!
Why on earth (bad horse pun) would you regret nothing? You should regret not being Luna in this.
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Thank you, thank you. (Bows to imaginary adoring crowds) You are too kind.
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(Continues bowing)
Yes! Keep feeding my ego!
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You forgot Zephyr.
And Fleetfoot.
And Thorax.
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Also
(Continues bowing)
8123245 Those three aren't included in the gif pack I got with one of the site mods I installed. :P
That's everything that I have.
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Awwwww..............
(Continues bowing anyway)
8123267 roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/flutterhooray.gif
Close enough?
8123269
"Sheds some liquid pride" (just ask Shining Armour)
I am being celebrated.
8123273 roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/milkshakes.gif
I've heard of a Dreamstride; but a Dreamspam
.... well that's a [insert bad horse pun here] of a different color
.
8123366 Would you like to donate to the Save Nigerian Princes fund today?
8123380 Sorry....I'm broke to
.
8123392 We're all broke!
I'm severely disappointed by the lack of ShamWow references.
Correction: Celestia has been doing her sister's job since the night Lulu became Nightmare Moon and betrayed the diarchy, so the money is hers to spend as she sees fit .
LOLWUT. Okay, I get that this is supposed to be random, but you weren't kidding when you said you abused the tag. I don't know whether to laugh or facehoof, so I'll give you both.
I inspired this story since I really do get ads in my dreams in real life.
8124170 Yup.
8124178
Dreadblock.
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If I ate the book, does that count as absorption? But then...stomach...hurts...I think I'm gonna die... tell my wife and children... I love them...
*belch*
Oh. I guess I'm fine.
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Congratulations! You've passed Twilight's first Knowledge Absorption test! Continue to round 2?
8125041
But...it wasn't even edible! And I didn't get smarter!
Oh now I know how to finish my story.
8125071 *Shoves physics textbook into face*
8125087
*it's absorbed through my skin*
How did you do that...?
8125184
*shoves bottle of magic pills down throat* 
8125222
Hey, just what is that supposed to do?!
Oooooh, I see, now I'm supposed to think I'm a god of some sort, am I? Mwahahhaha!!!
*they were crazy magic pills*
8125348 Oh crap. *Shoves truck down your throat*
BE A TRANSFORMER!
8125361
You don't have a limit do you?
8125437 NOPE! *Airplane*
8125506
I dont wanna! Ill catch avian flu.
8125518 Okay... *ATTACK HELICOPTER!*
That line made my day and possibly year.
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Horrific title, incredible story. I swear, you're only getting downvotes because of the obnoxious title.
8129890 To be fair, this WAS kinda a trollfic.
This was the most impossible to understand fanfic I have ever read. And I've read Jesus comes to Equestria
But I’m not hating. The other stories were quite good.
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That was actually kinda the entire point of this story existing. I occasionally throw in trollfics with my usual mix of stories, and this is one of them.
8216878
ok