• Member Since 17th Jan, 2012
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Zyrian


I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

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LoL LoL LoL!!!!

7801954

Glad you liked it!

I am amused... Well done.

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FIRST of all - what in the blueberry FUCK am I reading? :rainbowhuh:

Second, you're not nearly sorry enough. :twilightangry2:

Third, wtf is up with that first paragraph? Dude seriously, read that thing. :twilightoops:

And lastly... lol :pinkiecrazy:

7802130

Fixed. Some shit got moved around while transferring over from Gdocs. Thanks for pointing it out. :twilightsmile:

lets see..
where is that quote...
ah yes,

Boy #1: “Okay, so you guys have blood flowing. That must be a struggle; we all get it. But we also have blood flow! TO THE GENITALIA!” *accompanying hand gestures*
Boy #2: “It can happen anywhere! It can happen any time! It can happen in the car with your GRANDMA! And what do you do? You hide it! And if you aren’t successful, you’re a pervert!” *continues ranting about boners and blood flow to the genitalia*
(From that moment onward, there were little to no boundaries in that class. We had a great time talking about whatever came to mind, and as long as we weren’t insulting anyone or being overly inappropriate, we pretty much had free reign to say what we wanted. I was called “legendary” and I’m pretty sure I earned the utmost respect from the boys that day.)

7802170

Basically.

I liked it, you should post stories here more often.

I bet she didn't see that coming.
:ajbemused:
...I'll show myself out.

oh manwoman!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:my uppoint

7802432

Go to the corner and think about what you've done.

7802369

I'm not sure either.

Penises can be hard to deal with.

7802432 omg Admiral that was terrible. :facehoof:
7802959 ... :derpytongue2:

7802959

Where is the lie?

XD okay, this got a laugh at me.

7803226

Glad you liked it.

Hah! Pairs very well with my favorite scene from Balthasar999's "P-Theory." Guy human becomes female unicorn, sits down on the sidewalk at some point, and is like "OH GOD! That's a vagina back there, I just smooshed it against hard-ouchie, and I think I got something IN it! Gimme' my penis back!"

:rainbowlaugh:

7805110

I'm gonna have to look into that.

7805194

If you can get Balthasar to write more chapters... :pinkiehappy:

If someone could literally dying of laughing, I think this might be considered first-degree murder. :rainbowlaugh:

7808415 here lies living robot. Tragically murdered by a hilarious story of a mate with male bits. He leaves his little estate to his stuff dragon Tarrey, and his spare change is donated to The "what did I just read foundation".

He is survived by his one claim to fame, I'm a Zepplin.

Cookies will be provided after the service.

7808422

To be fair, I am a Zepplin was quite the good story. So were The Offer and All Hail the Muffin Princess.

7808465 Why thank you. It's nice to know that my death has brought about the sudden theme of a few stories. Now I cannot lie happy in the grave along with J.R.R. Tolkien and Edgar Allan Poe. What great company I keep.

"I almost killed a pony over a bag of carrots."

I think that's what sold the story: the indication that even the most trivial incidents became problematic. Good job.

7810775

The original line (when this was a non-pony story) was "I almost stabbed a man over a bag of Skittles"

7810936

See? It still works.

7813303

Yeah. It brings the whole fic together.

7813321
A technique I'm not especially good at, I am coming to believe.

I will never kick a stallion in their balls again for as long as I live, I swear it.

Spread the Word Sister!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Gotta love that title. :D This was fun, but I can't help feel you could do even more with the concept! I want more, is what I'm saying. :B

I was thinking it was Mrs Cake, but I can't remember her being on any board.

Speaking of that prick

This alone makes this story a win :trollestia:

Poor, battered genitals. You could call this story 'Unfortunate Unmentionables'.

Man I was laughing so hard someone tried to call cops :rainbowlaugh:

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I still might do a follow up with the husband, but I'm still figuring out how he'll feel about the whole change.

This one is great! :rainbowlaugh:
I wonder how it managed to get away without the 'Sex' tag.

I knew we joke that colts always have sex on their brains, but good gracious!

Partners who understand each other - the sexiest of fetishes!

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

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