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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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Golden Harvest found out she was getting married after a party. Problem is, her soon to be has a twin, and which one is him is anypony's guess.

Even the Twin's themselves.

Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.

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This story makes no sense, and was written in about two hours. Rushed, unedited, and probably bad.
Written for the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest with only three days before the deadline.

Cover art done in 30 minutes via MS Paint, the best art platform there is. Random vectors are by people on Derpibooru. Rest of image is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Comments ( 13 )

I've seen worse. Sonic_RainbowDash2005

Good to see you're still breathin', Rob. :derpytongue2:

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I don't think this story counts as breathing. More like a dry heave.

Both stallions began sweating. “O-oh, you can’t really do that.” Flam said.

“Right, right, don’t we have a say in this?” Flim pulled again at his tie.

Neighsay left the gavel hovering, “Oh? Can’t I? I think I just did.”

“Well, we can’t get hitched, you see.”

“Yeah, yeah, not both of us at least.”

“And why, pray tell, is that?”

Flam swallowed hard. “Because one of us is already married, just we don’t know who.”

“Or with whom.” Flam added.

Silence rang.

A blue hoof shot up in the air. “Trixie volunteers!”

“Sold!” The gavel finally slammed down. “Twin stallions to the blue mare in the back! You three have one month to pay Golden Harvest back for her debt. Court is dismissed.” Another gavel swing, and Chancellor Neighsay stood and walked out.

This was funny as hell. SOLD! :rainbowlaugh:

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Come now, don't be so down on yourself.

Ri2
Ri2 #7 · Apr 4th, 2019 · · ·

...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Do Flim and Flam even know their names?!

Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.

Well she wouldn't say no, she would never say no, because of the implication.

It’s a good thing this wasn’t a Phoenix Wright homage, barring Payne any prosecutor from that series would have killed at least one of the brothers...and possibly the judge.

...love was a farce in the vein hopes that you didn’t die alone.

Arterial hopes, however, were generally much more optimistic.

Delightful, dizzying madness throughout. Thank you for a wonderful bit of narrative disorientation.

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Of course they do! Flim and Flam.

Now, which name goes to which brother, that's rather more complicated.

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Glad you enjoyed it!

“Sold!” The gavel finally slammed down. “Twin stallions to the blue mare in the back! You three have one month to pay Golden Harvest back for her debt. Court is dismissed.” Another gavel swing, and Chancellor Neighsay stood and walked out.

Case dismissed. Love this story, it was really funny.

Did you understand the directions that Flim and Flam were flipping? Or were you just guessing?

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