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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Beautiful as always

Wat... Well that was strange

Magnificent.

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The small Luna butt theory?

Did you like it?


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Thanks very much!


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How was it magnificent? I like details.

I think Luna is way better then celestia and when I read this story I said "your an asshole Bendy". Jk I read the blog post before I read this.

Why Luna?!? Why did you make your sister banish your lovely backside to the moon?!? Praise the glorious moonbutt so that she may one night return to us!

Celestia, for your crimes against the glorious Moonbutt you and your cakeflanks are banished to the sun for a thousand years... Once our glorious Moonbutt has returned to us that is...

Funny, butt (get it) you use telly adjectives like angrily to an exhausting degree. You've probably already heard this 1000 times, (all writers do) but try to show things happening instead of telling us about how they're happening. Also you could use an editor. I enjoyed it, and I am hoping to see what you do in the future.

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I know, show don't' tell.

Glad you enjoyed at least.


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A moonbutt lover, I see.

Sunbutt is better. She's bigger and fatter!

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Sunbutt better? What a funny joke! You're serious? Oh... Okay then... Your opinion is valid.
I respect it. Sort of.

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I just realized something, this is the second time she's turned Nightmare Moon. Either that or Cadence, Shining Armor, and Big Mac have all been alive for over a thousand years.

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I'm not sure if Hasbro would approve.


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Don't me wrong, Luna's does have a lovely butt.

But I like Celestia's butt a little more.

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It was their ancestors.

6847971 Blaspheme! Moonbutt has the best butt, for there is a reason it is called being mooned and not being sun'd.

I have yet to read this but ima guess butts.

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I am with you man!

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY LUNA'S MOONS ARE INFERIOR, I'LL HAVE YOU DRAWN AND QUARTERED! THEN I'LL AKJSEGHRKNWJED
Anyway, it was silly, but I gotta disagree. 'Sides, Luna's got that classy, old timey thing goin' on, and being Night princess, is a bit more mysterious. Much better than Tia overall.

Note that I didn't say her moons were bigger, because there's no arguing over who has the largest butt. :trollestia:

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Some might argue bigger is better though.

Also I love the white color of Celestia's butt.

Go home Celestia ur drunk ...
:trollestia:*hic ....n.noo. y.yooush. d.ddrunk ...Anon
G.gua...hic ...uardsh t.taksh dis Hooman to ....to...
um...wat .... Oh yesh ...hic
Meh Dungeons of. eternallz ...hic ....Snu Snu :heart:

As I predicted

i loved the story but the one thing that was off is if it was true then big mac would be 1000 years old:applejackunsure:

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It was his ancestor.

6851403 but why would he have the same name for as we know so far names are vary unique in equestia:ajsmug:

'I only fucked Luna’s ugly thin butt once so I could get a better chance to fuck Celestia’s much bigger and fatter butt.'

Realy low and dirty. Luna didn't deserve that. Maybe she don't have such butt as Celestia, but her butt still glorious and hot. I hope she in the present find her moonpraiser who will praise the Moon and drink her milk.
Why stories with Luna always sad? I'll prefer to read something like your previous story "Luna wants you to stop dreaming about you".
Honestly, compare those two always a bad idea. For example, always when I try to choose between them I see a nightmares.
Also, what do you think about their fetishes? What fetishes princesses have? I think Luna love a sex in dreams and sleep sex, Celestia into the food play with a cake and probably milking, Twilight probably into teacher/student role-play, can't say about Cadence, probably threesomes/orgy, because she loves to ship ponies. As I remember I have a dream where I find that Luna in love with Twilight and shipped them, Luna find that I love her sister and started to ship me with Celestia. Because it been about a year before, I remember only ending. Twilight and Luna go to the picnic as a date, me and Celestia snuggled on a cloud, and Cadence watch all of it though binocular, with a mad smile, from her hiding spot.

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I'm sorry if this story upset you, just know I love Luna's butt too. Not just her butt, her voice and personality and everything,

Also, what do you think about their fetishes? What fetishes princesses have? I think Luna love a sex in dreams and sleep sex, Celestia into the food play with a cake and probably milking, Twilight probably into teacher/student role-play, can't say about Cadence, probably threesomes/orgy, because she loves to ship ponies. As I remember I have a dream where I find that Luna in love with Twilight and shipped them, Luna find that I love her sister and started to ship me with Celestia. Because it been about a year before, I remember only ending. Twilight and Luna go to the picnic as a date, me and Celestia snuggled on a cloud, and Cadence watch all of it though binocular, with a mad smile, from her hiding spot.

I would have no idea really. We can only guess.

In the dream world Luna could be the best lover there is. Any fantasy you could imagine you could share with her. Mind you, my fantasies wouldn't be anything hurtful or disgusting, I don't want Luna to feel disturbed in my dreams.

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I'm sorry if this story upset you, just know I love Luna's butt too. Not just her butt, her voice and personality and everything,

It's ok. I am more mad at those peoples who praise one pony and insults others.
Also, I am sure that all princess don't want to date someone who insult their family members.

In the dream world Luna could be the best lover there is. Any fantasy you could imagine you could share with her. Mind you, my fantasies wouldn't be anything hurtful or disgusting, I don't want Luna to feel disturbed in my dreams.

Moonbutt is for gentle love.

The guards along the hall did do nothing but stay quiet and piss themselves in fear as the enraged alicorn walked past them.

Well, that's the best they could do.

"Your butt! Our small, bony thin butt can’t ever hope to compete against thy much bigger and fatter butt!" her horn pulsed with power as she grinded her teeth together. "And that is why I must destroy you!"

:trollestia:: "But..."

:luna: "See, you are doing it again!"

:trollestia:: "But why not simply eat more cake and gett a big, fat butt for yourself?"

.luna: "...I'm in the canteen. For the next 1000 years!"

:trollestia: "But..."

:luna: "AND STOP WITH YOUR STUPID BUTT"


Good story!
Yes, that would be less embarrassing for Luna.

Just one small error:
In the quote above you forgot the red ".

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Thanks for pointing those out. I fixed them.

And yeah, Celestia makes a good point.

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Maybe you just forgot to publish the corrected version, but you didn't add the missing ".

"Your butt! Our small, bony thin butt can’t ever hope to compete against thy much bigger and fatter butt!" her horn pulsed with power as she grinded her teeth together. "And that is why I must destroy you!"

Also I would make the now italic sentence bold, since I'm sure Luna/Nightmare Moon is screaming.

But that's up to you.

And so...Master Bendy, King of Butts, has discovered the true reason behind Luna's banishment... I always knew it was something heinious! How could none love her butt! D: BLASPHAMY I SAY!

Glorious work well done dude, hehehe... oh I have no life, and I love it. :rainbowlaugh: damn good read, silly and full of silliness.
:heart:

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Poor Luna, if she only knew of humans. She would never became Nightmare Moon over our praise of her moon.

I think it's time well spend reading pony fan fiction.

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True story my friend, true story.
*raises glass*

It is time well spent, specially when you find something funny and entertaining :P
Or time spent writing, speaking of which, I need to do some.
*stares at writing doc in agonizing pain*

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It bothers me so much that I can't tell if you're making a pun or if that's just a typo.

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Ooooh, hehehe :rainbowlaugh: Naah, I spelled it right, no puns, hehe... or is it? :pinkiecrazy:

oh, this was written by Bendy. yeah, that makes sense.

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