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Oatmeal Beast
Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.
Oatmeal Beast
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Well... that was something. I don't know what, but it was definitely something.
Yeah so... that happened. I regret nothing on reading this and enjoying it
*Snerk*
That end, though.
I'll just leave this here:
Damn, last place I expected to find a nice Angel. Seriously, that ending was as unexpected as it was good.
Just going to say this, mattresses are like WAY hotter.
6198080 Go buy yourself a new one! Brings back memories of my family road trip!
This was such a great story. Poor, poor Fluttershy...
I somehow was expecting more drunkenness than anything....even though I expected nothing. Drunken Fluttershy is always an amusement, in comparison to the others of the Mane 6.
Oh my God, that was the saddest yet most beautiful thing I had seen in a while. That moment with Angel at the end killed me. This is why I love their relationship. They're more like roommates than pet and owner to me, and this shows what a great friend Angel is.
I was expecting some graphic clopfic that involved horrific depictions of marecum and couch-innards flying everywhere, but....
I was pleasantly surprised.
This is, what's the word? Beautiful. It's saddening, yet explores ideas and emotions that not many other clopfics would.
Good job.
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I think...this is the first time I've seen a sad hoof-job...and it was done well.
Amazing stuff. Applause, congratulations, and butt pats all round!
6199723 Yeah, I agree. It was very well done, for what it was.
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It certainly was a thing.
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That poor couch.
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Drunken Flutters is always fun.
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Thank you kindly.
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I imagine that this probably wasn't what most people would expect, but I guess that was the idea.
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Wow, thanks. And yeah, Angel has been a jerk more than once, but he's also been shown to be protective and helpful. He's certainly aggressive, but he does seem to care about Flutters, when it really comes down to it. As for him being a pet, well, Fluttershy has lots of animal friends, but Angel is the only one that she takes to the Pony Pet Playdates. That's probably significant.
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Thank you very much. I was hoping it didn't end up overwrought or narmy.
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The front cover and all that do make it look like a weird comedy or some such, but with this, I felt like taking a weird idea and doing something different with it, exploring Fluttershy's character as she gets drunk and plays with herself. Beautiful? Well, I dunno if I'd go that far, but thank you. I'm glad you liked it.
That was freaking awesome! That was the first time I read a sad clopfic, and it was really sad
poor Fluttershy!
Well written story! Very well written!
Oh my, this is so sad. Poor fluttershy.
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Whoa, thanks a ton. And yeah, I don't think sad clopfics are common, like, at all.
Okay, that was sad, and I loved it. Awesome work XD
6199839 Well, you certainly accomplished what you set out to do.
6200806 Exactly! Most clopfics are pointless, and with 'most' I mean about more than 90% of them! But this one, this one had a point and a character problem to show. If this story doesn't get featured soon, then I'll lost hope in the feature box! Most pointless clopfics get featured, then this one must get featured because it's different and doesn't use clop just for the sake of clop.
Keep up the great job.
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Oh, I lost faith in the Feature Box long ago, but I thank you. It might be nice to see this in there, but I'm not gonna hold my breath. Maybe if I'd made it a comedy, but I can't see it ever making it as a sad story. In my limited experiences and the experiments I've run, the mindless clop is always more popular. Just look at the fics I wrote that have actual story separate from just the sex scenes. Guess which chapters have roughly 65% more views.
I never expect anything I do to be popular, but I don't mind. I just like writing atypical stories, regardless of how small my target audience may be. When I first tried writing shameless tentacle porn, it ended up being more about love and trust between two mares than it was about sex. Just my style, I guess.
6201827 just your style? Well, I liked your style! Keep it like that!
Sad, sex and Futtershy. Really sad(squee) Bummer I don't know what to say.
Well...now I am not alone in my sofa humping.
Using an object to get off isn't sad, how is it different from a sex toy? The sad part is that she is alone.
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Well, I think that's more a matter of perspective. I certainly don't find the use of sex toys sad, but some do. But yeah, it's more that she's so lonely and that she started to think of her sofa as being a really good friend.
Well, I enjoy this. That's what FAP stands for (Forever Alone Pleasure).
For such a beautiful, timid, and kind pony, it's a bit odd if she doesn't have any admirer. Connecting to real world where you don't have anyone to love or anyone that love you make the "Sad" tag really fit. At least she's still have some good friends and strong friendship.
My brain enjoyed this.
"Ha! I won this time Dick!"
Now this is clop that I can appreciate. Not made just for people to get off, but has an actual meaning. Wonderful stuff, man!
I went in expecting a slightly trollish clop one-shot, and returned bearing feels. Well done.
Fluttershy has a gamer mind.
This story, based on its premise, would have leaved me to believe that this was a silly comedy. This was surprisingly touching and I think I enjoyed it more because of it.
Of course, even with how understanding Angel is, I must wonder what questions must be running through his mind.
6204045 I concur.
What an unexpected twist. i like it and saddened by so.
Eh-uh-huh-er-agh-hu-wut?
I mean you know why I'm here but I am genuinely confused on if I got it. The "DON'T TOUCH" gag had me laughing and then it got serious. And then sad-ish. I don't know I didn't find it all that sad, the mood was changing so much, and I can't expel the thought from my mind that this happened with furniture.
Ge-ih-uh-huh-eh-FUCK IT!
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Man...that's a well written clopfic. I just want to reach through the screen and hug her and tell her it will be ok and I can't and I hate you now you evil evil person im gonna go cry in a corner until I stop feeling the feelz now.
...and nothing happens?
First I was aroused, then I was sad.
This is not what I expected.