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The Joeker


Can't fully edit this for some reason, so I'll make it short. I'm Joe, welcome and have a good time on site.

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(the image is supposed to be Baz crying after his parents have died and obviously worried Princesses, just something to show the story's main line, my character is a broken man.)

Baz was a good kid, straight A* student, on his way to getting a good job, the works, life was going great... until year 10 in high school... At 18, his parents and brother died in a house fire, with him being the only survivor.

For the past 3 years he has been living on the road, working for gangs, getting into trouble, not because he wanted to but because he needed to, he could never step foot inside a school again after he found out, so he couldn't finish up and get a job, he didn't even have a house.

He had plenty of money however, but refused to settle down, he had also done some horrible things in order to survive, he also had a lot of general knowledge, not that it served him well.

One fateful night and a car accident later, he is in Equestria.

A certain Princess helps him acclimate while another thinks 'it' should be locked up, but not before Baz wakes up again and his life is destroyed further...

And G-Man is here?

what will ensue I wonder?

Sequal:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/278221/what-defines-a-soul

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 32 )

i like the story its fun
his reaction is hilarius
and i can't wait for the next chapter
i'm verry intressted in enhanced (english 2nd langue i do not no what that means)

I ain't no pony you sack of shit I'm the overlord

i actually like this story its extremely funny and has good puns too, especially this quote.

"Oh wow, I can see it now: 'Search for God over! revealed to be two pastel pony Princess! not big man in the sky in a robe and a beard that could put Hagrid to shame!' oh this is rich! wait until the church hears about this!"

this did happen before equestria
but when ??
if there would stand 1 year before car accident
it would help al lot, to know the time line sometimes

and again a great job keep em koming keep em koming:rainbowlaugh:

oo ok so the experiment was after he visited equestria thx
good job on the time line short but informative
goodjob

will he be going back to equestria??

great story great hahaha
saying random s!@# for the win

good chapter and it was funny

Has science gone to far?

Yes, yes it has

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This is good i dont know why it has so many dislikes

You have won me over just with the G-man half life reference. GG

"Who the hell, puts an artifact... up 50 flights of goddamn stairs." I panted, turns out stairs even tire a cyborg out.
"Come on Baz, maybe the Heart... maybe it's made of chocolate heh ha ha." she breathed as we climbed.
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"I have not... come this far... to die now." I growled.

Ahh. I love the smell of references at 2:36 in the morning.

weird start as he suddenly arrived, but somehow i really like it.:pinkiehappy: simple and nice i guess.

while i probabaly doesn´t understand every joke, till now the story hasn´t cone anything wrong, and i think it is still nice.

i would like a little spoiler about why he is back on earth, how much does it change?

6292091 The fact he is back on earth changes everything my friend, what jokes don't you understand?

6292590 wait it was supposed to be a joke? However not sure why i asked this, i probably just hoped that the fanfiction doesn´t change to often between Human world, and Equestria.

I have read the part in the Human world rather fast, and honestly i am not sure how i liked it, but know i understand it at least, i am back at the point where he is back in Equestria one again.

It already looks a bit to short, for what already happened, but i don´t know if the rest of the story is rushed or not, i still have to read it.

6293766 There is a sequel you know? it's in the description, you said you didn't understand some of the jokes.

I liked how the ending was, not a satisfactory end, but I think me and Marl wrote it well.

This is just awful and poorly written. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but this is complete bull crap. The first chapter was good but as I read on all the way to chapter four you lost me. Sorry but this is a crappy story that needs a lot of fixing even if there is a sequel it needs fixing my friend. It's to damn confusing.

6372695 thanks I guess...? I would fix it but meh, I have better stories, this was just just something I decided to throw together to be honest, the sequel is better I think, ah well.

"Come on Baz, maybe the Heart... maybe it's made of chocolate heh ha ha." she breathed as we climbed.

You beautiful bastard, you! :rainbowlaugh:

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Had to get a reference in there xD Although back when I wrote this my writing relied far too much on references and other media instead of my own ideas xP

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