A collection of short stories about the Dazzlings going through their daily lives of annoying each other and pretty much everyone around them.
“Everything I know and love is deeeeeeaaaaaaaad!” Screamed Sonata Dusk.
Sunset turned in alarm as the aquamarine beauty, draped in a gun-metal blue trench, known as Vengeance let out a “For Gods' sake, Sonata.”
Sonata looked down at her blue bubblegum and mint ice cream that had previously been on her cone but had been licked clean off, falling just off to the side of her red Convers shoes (technically Sunset's). A blue-green taiji spot marked where the scoops had impacted shoe. A shoe which Sonata attempted to hacky sack with to save yon ice cream.
“It's still good!” exclaimed Vengeance as she got on her knees and hands and began licking the ice-cream, her teal-green highlights touching the cement.
“I uh...” Sunset chuckled and cleared her throat, “am a little more than mildly turned on by this.”
“Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhy!” hollered Sonata. “Vengeance is eating her child!”
Vengeance's blue sapphire eyes glanced up. “I HAVE TO EAT IT BEFORE THE ANTS STEAL HER AWAY!.” she said, gendering the ice cream and applying undue pressure to the double mounds that bare a striking color resemblance to her.
“Oh gods! Oh, no! Oh, man! Oh, garbage day!” she turned to Sunset. “Here, hold this!” she said, smashing her cone into Sunset's cleavage.” Sonata got on all fours and began to help eat the ice cream, he laps and tongue more than grazing Vengeance's.
Sunset shivered as the cold cream melted between her breasts. “Oh no!” she said. “looks like this bra and tank is coming off. She crossed her arms, grabbed the bottom of her tank-top and--
{{{{The Ministratum Amare regrets this scene had to be cut short due to rating limitations. Continuation to hit Friendship is Self-inset College AU Crossover later, rated M)}}}}}}
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This story was one of my favorites. Then the latest updates just... I mean with the OCs and it just getting more confusing rather than funny.
I'm not sure what the hell happened with the last few chapters, but the majority of this story was so funny that, while reading it, I knocked my ice water onto myself and fell off my bed onto the floor on top of my laptop. 15/10.