The Commodity of Love
‘Knock! Knock!’
Adagio sighed as she heard a knock from the front door. For whatever reason, the other Dazzlings were not in the living room generating an obnoxious level of noise, but held up in their rooms doing… God only knew what. While this had given Adagio some time to sprawl across the big purple couch and watch her daily soaps uninterrupted, she knew it meant trouble in the future. Sonata was likely creating some sort of horrible mess she’d need help cleaning and there was a better-than-not chance Aria wouldn’t exit her room until she had skipped basic hygiene long enough that she came out smelling like week-old dirty socks that had been left out in the sun.
‘Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!’
It also meant she might actually have to get up and answer the door!
“Aria!” Sonata shouted out. “Please get out of your cave and answer the door!”
“I’M BUSY GRINDING MY GOAT!”
Adagio sat up in alarm. She… she’s turning Chompers into sausage?! Adagio got up and walked to the front room. Looking out the window, she could see a large wooly goat with big curved horns locked in a tug of war over a mail bag with a blond, wall-eyed girl in a baby-blue shirt and shorts.
Adagio put on a perplexed look and shouted up the stairs, “Is that a euphemism for something, or…?”
“I’m playing Goat MMO Simulator!” Aria shouted back. “So unless you’re going to bring me up some soda and some chips, get off my back!”
Adagio let out a heavy sigh. “Sonata?!”
“I’M MAKING TACO ISLAND!” came the response.
Adagio forehead tightened almost on impulse. “… Nevermind!”
“KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!”
Adagio gritted her teeth. She begrudgingly walked over to the door and flung it open. “What do you wa…?!” Adagio trailed off when she noticed she was staring down a bright sunny day. Near the mailbox, the same blond-haired mail-girl was now locked in a wrestling match with Chompers over a saliva-soaked letter. She looked down and jumped slightly, startled to see a girl with silvery-blue hair biting her lip until the skin around it had turned white. The girl was in a purple sun dress with a magic wand and star design on it and she sat on her knees and looking up at Adagio with a sort of desperate look on her face.
“Trixie wants you!”
Adagio simply blinked a few times. “Uh… okaaaaay…”
Trixie continued, “Ever since that first day you showed up at Canterlot High, Trixie has been unable to get you out of her thoughts! Everyday I’m plagued by the idea of running my hands through your glorious long locks of fiery hair, and every night I can’t help but wonder how your curves must feel—” Trixie swallowed “—how your lips must taste. I think of you almost as much as I think about myself! Trixie wants you! Trixie needs you!” Trixie clasped her hands together as if she was begging. “Take Trixie! Use Trixie! Abuse me! Do what you will with me! Just so long as you accept me! I don’t care!” Trixie’s eyes went wild and unfocused briefly. “And Trixie won’t take ‘no’ for an answer!”
Adagio looked down into Trixie’s eyes, deep and purple like a fine dark wine. There was something dangerous in those eyes, almost as if Adagio could see a flickering fire that was threatening to consume everything around it. Despite the danger, Adagio could feel herself being drawn closer, invited by the fire’s blistering heat despite the danger. It was possible Adagio herself would be consumed in her suitor’s madness, but she knew some things were worth the risk.
Trixie had much to offer her, and she’d be a fool to simply dismiss the girl from her doorstep.
Adagio kneeled down, took Trixie’s hands in her own, and lifted her up. Trixie’s hands seemed to shake in anticipation… or perhaps the girl was doing all she could from wrapping her arms around Adagio and ravaging her in front of Chompers, the mail-girl, and anyone else passing through the neighborhood.
Adagio could feel Trixie’s hot breath on her face, catching the faint scent of cinnamon with each exhale. She locked her amethyst eyes with Trixie’s darker wine-colored eyes. She gave Trixie a seductive smile as she fluttered her eyelids. “My going rate is $100 per hour and an extra $75 for ‘special services’,” she said with a wink before licking her lips.
Trixie reached down into a blue handbag and pulled out a wallet. “Do you take credit?”
“Hold on,” Adagio said as she quickly walked back into the house, “let me get my smartphone and my Square.”
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Is THAT what the kids are calling it now? Kiiiiiinky.
Bend Trixie, shape Trixie, any way you want Trixie! As long as you love Trixie, it's alright!
I KNEW she was a whore!
... Go on.
Oh, that Trixie
All it took was one touch from Adagio to make her submissive.
I don't get it.
Just as amazing as the others.
...I think I want more of this.
Ummmmm..... Please make this relationship it's own story. Pretty please?
This ain't the best insanity driven story I've ever read, but it's amusing, consistent and in character (for a certain characterisation at least).
......Well I wouldn't be getting that image of those two out of my mind.
Love the ending! But geez Trixie, hold something back or who knows what Adagio will make you do. Just image it and then go take a very long and very cold shower.
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Only half way into it.
The result: hadto put the phone away and step calmly outside. I took a deep breath of rain scented air to think about what I just read...
then promtly lit a cigarette.
Needless to say unlike soda, milk, etc. Smoke does not come back up too well.
My sinuses ache and the co worker on post is still looking at me like I lost my mind.
This made my night
At least she's making money, right?
>Insert future chapter of Ms. cheerilee and Adagio here.
I need to make a tridagi shipfic.
Another enjoyable chapter. Good work.
I'm not surprised that Adagio will eventually work in the red-light district. Also, Gamer Aria is awesome.
Bloody brilliant!
I...can't...breathe...
Damn, I needed this. Thank you.
So she's still doing the dominatrix thing? "If you can do anything well, never do it for free," I guess.
Also, I get the impression she likes the goat.
That's some convenient Trixie...
6138987 and then she can go get some ice cream, sit on the couch and turn on a soap opera and think about how her life has come to this.
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And then do it again tomorrow.
With a smile.
--Spade
I ship it.
I'm almost certain Sonata and Aria are gonna have some effect in another chapter. I can't wait to see the reaction.
Aria: Why is she here?
Adagio: She's my property.
Sonata: Yay! A new slave.
Aria: Does she mop up goat hair?
Adagio: For $15 bucks.
Sonata and Aria:SOLD!
Trixie: Worth it.
I thought Trixie was with Gibson.
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This is set in the Equestria Girls universe, or at least a crazier version of it. That all takes place in the Dan Vs.
...... me gusta.
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But Twilight even talks about going to earth in the Dan vs. 'verse. As well as the fact that there are doubles of everyone they know.
Maybe (Equestrian) Trixie secretly has a transdimensional mirror that she uses to go between Equestria and the Dan 'verse. Just so she can hang out with a Twilight she actually gets along with, and Gibson's just a bonus.
I mean, she has been missing from the show for a while.
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Yeah but then again there are WORST relationships out there built on lies, manipulation and other things that make them toxic and such. At least Trixie's and Adagio's uh "relationship" is pretty straight forward and they are both happy with it..... Why can't all relationships be that simple?
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Huh, do you think Adagio will consider to 'expand' her 'business'?
What? Don't give me that look, ya know we were all thinking it!
6138637 Just for using that Garbage reference, you, sir, win the Internet.
6146825 ...Garbage reference? I think you're confused.
("Bend Me, Shape Me" is a song originally recorded in 1966, then recorded again in 1967 by The American Breed, which became the best-known version of the song. THAT is what I was referencing.)
Here, educate yourself:
6147030 My apologies, I thought you were referencing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOas
Dang. Never thought Trixie was that kinky.
Just about guy that overheard that won't be walking straight for a while. And a few chicks will need to be excused for while. And kids will wonder if their house is haunted.
You, need help.
oooh. Trixie that into Adagio? I quite like this and what Adagio did with it!
Gamer Aria... should meet Gamer Luna.
It'd be glorious
6138637 At least it's not grinding their pokemon. ( Yay someone else who hates this pokeCRAP!!)
I....did not expect that ending.
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*pats you on the head*
We'll explain it to you when you're older.
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After rereading the chapter over a year later...I understand it.
Just proves how corrupted I've become
And now I want fan art of Chompers and Derpy battling it out.
Dang, Trixie, just how much lemonade do you sell in a week?
BAHAHA!!! GET SOME Trixie !!!!!
Dang ... for Trixie to think of someone almost as much as herself ... that's true love right there.
BTW, this just popped into my head. You know who's better than Fixer Christ? And even has a theme song? Presenting the best Christ there is.
Champers