Sonata lowered the piece of paper in front of her as she smile out at the classroom full of students that gawked at her in disbelief, and one that beamed at her with a huge smile on her face.
“… And that’s the story of how President Business decided not to use the Kragle to freeze everyone and why the whole world celebrates Taco Tuesday every week!”
“Yay!” Pinkie exclaimed as she stood up from her desk and began clapping. “That’s the most ‘wohoo’ worthy history book report I ever heard, ever!”
Sonata bowed. “Thank you, thank you…”
From her desk, Cheerilee sat with her hands covering her face. She slowly lowered them as she scowled at Sonata. “I’m just going to start with pointing out you were supposed to read a book on world history! You literally gave a report on something that had the word ‘Movie’ in the title! ”
“But I put subtitles on!” Sonata protested.
*use
--Spade
Aww, come on, Cheerilee. The Lego Movie is awesome!
This would be the best so far
I can't help but feel that Cheerilee sometimes, most every other day, just wants hug her special student. Hug her the way Will Smith hugged his dog in that one movie. You know the one. Just whispering to her how it'll be okay. Everything is fine. Until she goes to that happy place in the sky.
Geez, had to go make a sandwich after that last Taco Fairy reminded me I didn't even have breakfast. Thanks, Sonata!
Reading subtitles while watching a movie totally counts, Cheerilee is no fun.
Everything is awesome, especially Sonata
I lost it on the last line.

Considering that I play Sims there is only one problem with this sentence. Can anyone find it?
Other than that...
LOL
Omg, Haha! :D
Was that the Lego Movie!?
6139375 yes... yes it was... with Subtitles
Lego Movie
Hehehehe! XD I love Sonata, such a goof.
That's almost a decent argument! I'm proud of you, Sonata!
The length of the chapters and its contents made me fall in love with this story.
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What are you talking about? That's definitely a good argument. I mean if she read the subtitles, then she technically did read something that happened in the past (in a definition of the word 'past') thus happened at some point in history.
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But there's a flaw in that argument still. Being able to put subtitles on doesn't prove Sonata actually read them, or even can read.
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Well, of course we know Sonata can read (although her cooking skills likely predate printed if not written cookbooks, and she's cute enough to get people to read her menus), but the point of the argument is to persuade Cheerilee, who has neither lived with the Dazzlings nor watched them via fanfiction-cameras. She's professionally expected to require proof. Repeated proof, in the form of book reports which to be fair are likely to be about as unpleasant to collectively read through as to individually write.
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Well. I still stand by the argument that by it being something that has happend (since it exists in some form of human experience (ie. watching it) it is a part of history). And since subtitles were on. It technically could have been read.
Thus, just because it wasn't boring history, nor from all that long ago. It was still something that was from the past, words were read. And it was reported on. Thus totally a valid history report.
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"Tell me about the rabbits Sonata"
THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE MENT YOU EL STOOPED-

