The Dazzlings Are Insane

by Justice3442

Favorite Animals

“So what’s everyone’s favorite animal?” Sonata asked as she looked around the classroom.

“Ooo! Ooo!” Pinkie cried raising her hand. “I like baby alligators!”

“Neat!” Sonata said with a smile. “I like praying mantises because they eat their mates.”

All the boys sitting close to Sonata scooched their desks a few inches away.

Ms. Cheerilee shot Sonata and Pinkie an annoyed look. “Girls! This is world history!”

Sonata nodded “Yeah, but that was boring, so I figured we could talk about something everyone likes!”

Ms. Cheerilee gritted her teeth. “THAT’S NOT HOW CLASS WORKS!”

“I like wolverines,” Aria chimed in. “They’re vicious and can kill prey several times their size.”

All the students sitting close to Aria scooched their desks a few inches away.

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CLASS!” Cheerilee cried. “What are you doing here?!”

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

All the boys close to Adagio shifted their desks a few inches closer to her.

Cheerilee gave a defeated sigh as she collapsed into her chair and placed her hands on her face, resting her elbows on her desk. She shook her head. “I should have been a gardener…” she uttered to herself.

Comments

[MythrilMoth]

Oh, this is already going very fun places!

[TurboBlaze]

Why does this make so much sense!?!

[Albi]

I'm having fun already.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

I love it when you do slice of life stories. This one goes on the special bookshelf, as most of your stuff does.

[Awesomo3000]

Ohh-ho-ho-ho, I'm gonna love this...

[Walabio]

Oh Miss Cheerilee, you can still be a Gardener. Just think of your disruptive students as weeds choking your garden. As the Gardener, it is your responsibility to weed the garden. Weeds get pulled out of the ground and thrown into the compost-pile. This class is Cheerilee’s Garden.

[Dirty Bit]

Thus, the beginning of a beautifully insane creation unfolds...

[Telaros]

I didn't think it was possible to laugh out that much in such a short span of time. I'm so glad you keep writing these three! You're like, the defacto Dazzlings Author all who ever read Dazzlings doing anything should go to first! <3

Holy crud. This was just the first mini-sode! XD

[The Princess Rarity]

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CLASS!” Cheerilee cried. “What are you doing here?!”

There's a kid at my school like that, but now, we don't even question it, we're just like, "Oh, hey, Morgan, s'up." and he sits around, making awesome comments. Anywho, relevant to this story, PRAISE GOD SOMEONE MADE A STORY LIKE THIS WE NEEDED ONE.

[TyrakatheDragonFan]

Never heard of that animal before...whoa...

[Ardashir]

I so needed the laughs here. Especially from the set-up leading in to Adagio's little revelation. That is going to be such a memorable school with the Dazzlings in it.

[mr. tallyman18]

I'd like to note, from what i've heard mantis's don't actually specifically eat their mates, they just anything in front of their face and that can sometimes happen to include their mates.

[Zelda Spectrum]

Only a couple hundred words in and this story is already making me laugh! This is going to be good!

[Jetto]

I really, really needed this story to exist. Thank you.

[Nova Nexus]

“Neat!” Sonata said with a smile. “I like praying mantises because they eat their mates.”

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“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

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[ActionPony]

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Do you think Sonata knows that?

[keaton-furman-prower]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

I wonder why Adagio likes them so much

[Jordan179]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

The boys might not have been so happy had they realized that it is the male who dies. The female, of course, lives to birth her litter.

[Moka Mcdowell]

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your kinda right... the mates dosnt always get ate... but that's because it gets away... but then its risk another coming along and washing away his seed, with there own.

its either a such passed on gene and die... or never pass on an live

[StevieBond]

I shall instant fave this right now.

[xoxPinkiePiexox]

LOL! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

[The Dazzlings Adagio 1]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”
All the boys close to Adagio shifted their desks a few inches closer to her.

Maybe they think that they are going to get sex from her then again she would probably do it with anyone.

[srgt-mc-tickletitty]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”
All the boys close to Adagio shifted their desks a few inches closer to her.

jesus goddamn christ im reading this story now!!!!

[PyrolandPrincess]

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[Johndye]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

That's my Adagio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[GamefireCubex]

Cheerilee gave a defeated sigh
as she collapsed into her chair
and placed her hands on her
face, resting her elbows on her
desk. She shook her head. “I
should have been a
gardener…” she uttered to
herself.
Do I smell a cheerilee's garden reference

[glory_dawn]

6223265 i was thinkin the same shit lol!!!!!!666 i love that story!!!!

[Dustchu]

Hahahaha, this looks like its gonna be funny XD hahah, nice job!

5609148
That second gif... good lord

[Jonny Bench]

Only on the first chapter, and I'm in tears. This is gonna be great

[Daethalion]

“I’m partial to the antechinuses,” Adagio said casually as she examined the back of her hand. “That’s a marsupial that has sex until it gets so exhausted it dies.”

I see that Adagio's understanding of the teenage mind is supreme.

[funguy26]

BAHAHA!!!

[Yubella]

All the boys close to Adagio shifted their desks a few inches closer to her.

Death by Snu Snu! Death by Snu Snu!