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Frogmyre


Because if everyone's a princess... no one is.

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When Sweetie overhears a weird noise coming from Rarity's room, she decides to investigate. What she finds will change her perception of Rarity forever. Or not. And then her secret comes out. Which causes a cascade effects of secrets, each more shocking than the last.


A short little story I wrote because I was bored. This is what happens when I decide to put my own little spin on the whole, "Rarity is a marshmallow" thing.

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Comments ( 104 )

5130897
Yes, yes it is.

Can I roast her on an open fire?

5130972
Indeed.

5130998
She'd rather you didn't.

5131003

Aw, I like best mane 6 roasted instead of raw.

"DISSSSSCORRRRD!" yelled a feminine voice.
"Yes, mommy?" the young draconequus asked.
"Stop playing with your food! Just eat it," his alicorn mother replied.
"Oh fine," grumbled Discord, snapping his fingers, and returning his food to it's natural state, as inanimate edible objects.

WHAT A TWIST!

5131070
Thank you, Shamalan! (Something tells me I misspelled that.)
5131045
:derpytongue2:

I totally expected Celestia to be a cake!

5131110
Which is why she wasn't :derpytongue2:
5131105
*Evil laugh*

5131121 GAVLAN IS WHEEL, GAVLAN IS DEAL.

The ending saves this

5131229
Just as planned.

This.
Have a mustache. :moustache:

-PoneFanatic

5131296
I shall give you this::scootangel: in trade!

"Go'dang it; DISCORD!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD ALREADY!!!"
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
I LOL'd here so much!

I have no idea what the buck I just read... but it was glorious none the less.

This is the funniest fic I have ever read to this day! I love it! :)

5131429
Yes! All according to plan.
5131443
Why thank you!
5131449
Yay! Thank you.

Best. Comedy. Ever.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You get 5/5 rainbowlaugh's!

5131502
Thank you! I still have no idea why so many people love it, but hey, I won't complain!

5131508
At first I was all :rainbowhuh:
Then they all turned into food :pinkiegasp:
THEN DISCORD AT THE END :rainbowlaugh:

You sir get a follow.

5131516
Thank you very much then!

But what is Derpy?! I gotta know! :applecry:

Goddammit Discord. You shouldn't play with your food >:(

That was wonderful. I love it!

... Muffin. Derpy's a muffin. I knew discord had something to do with this!

Sure, it was funny, but it had no point. I liked the idea, but you botched the story in my opinion.

5131637
But he enjoys it so...
5131634
Spoilers! (That is to say, I have no idea.)

5131686
Thank you!
5131751
I suppose she is!
5131757
But the point is... there is no point! However, I won't try to change your mind. Your opinion is yours, and I can't change it!

... :rainbowhuh: weirdest. One-shot. Ever.

5131796
I'll take that as a compliment!

.......................................................Wow........ best plot ever! :moustache:
(and I'm a starfruit.):trollestia:

5131920
Thank you, oh Fruity one!

And I'm a deranged muffin :pinkiecrazy: + :derpyderp1:

*looks at menu*
I'll have the Scootaloo and a mug of Cadence with extra Rarity and Sweetie Belle's. For dessert I'll have a bowl of Fluttershy. Thank you.
:twilightsmile:

This is preposterous. Everyone knows that Luna has marshmallow filling.
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*Shakes his head in disappointment *
Blueberries.

... You spoony bard.

Ehh. Anyways...

"If you say so," relied Sweetie

*replied

Just as a Sweetie was about to complain

Sure she should be an object? Otherwise there's no need for the "a".

5134701
:facehoof:
I could have sworn I fixed the first one. And thank you for the second one.

Oh sweet Celestia. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

This story has no point, no plot, and is just pure 100% silly...and I love it all. :rainbowwild: If only I had more likes to give. :twilightsmile:

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