• Member Since 28th May, 2013
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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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After a year-long journey to grow up and become a badass adult dragon, Spike returns as a kinda-there-but-not-quite-yet-badass. Everypony will fall in love with him, he'll have sex for unrealistic measures of time at once, and had at least a hundred partners by the time he returns.

Except not really, because that's stupid and highly unrealistic. At least he's sorta badass...

Edited by Prak. Thank you!

Trigger Warning: Parody.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 31 )

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Um.

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About all I can say to this...

~Skeeter The Lurker

What did I just read? :pinkiegasp:

hahahahahahahahahaha this is magnificent and i haven't even read it yet

Oh, this is bull crap :facehoof:... but a like no less :derpytongue2:

That is the most hilarious cover art I've ever SEEN!!! :rainbowlaugh:

"???:
Profit:"

:ajsmug: I see what you did there...

This story. I...

yeah, I've got nothing.

Have a 'stache instead :moustache:

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It's parodying this.

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Everybody gets one overly-long title! :fluttershysad:

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Ahhhhhhhh, ok.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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This story has 33 words in the title. Your first linked story has 29, and the second has 25.

So yes, I'll be taking that award thank you very much. :ajbemused:

4200678 I might do more, if so I choose. There's plenty to go from where I've started.

What the math?! :rainbowhuh:

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I understood it...
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at least...

Why does this seem familiar? :trixieshiftright:
Made me laugh, so you get a Pinkie. :pinkiehappy:

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Not the point I was making :twilightblush: but congrats to that author and story.

Now, sequel: Spike, again.:pinkiehappy:

I approve, 'NAME's NOUN' fics really annoy me for some reason :pinkiesad2:

What just happened? It was good, but why?

Anyway, two parts really got to me. firstly,

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profit.

was great, and of course when AJ walks in and sees them.

Overall funny, but almost no story exists that isn't there for the sole purpose of making fun of itself. Also, the end is pretty questionable. I mean, come on man! Twi is still his sister! Everything except that was excellent though.

:moustache: I Spike is 20% cooler than everything.

This.....................will not be easy, but it will be fun to watch!!!!!

“Let’s get down to business,”

Nicely done. Sadly, training journeys of badassitude don't automatically make the ladies fall into one's lap. I look forward to wherever you take this story next.

Add 'Flipped off random ponies'.

He stomped toward the effigy and stopped only a breath’s length away. He stared at the woven straw and sticks.

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