After a year-long journey to grow up and become a badass adult dragon, Spike returns as a kinda-there-but-not-quite-yet-badass. Everypony will fall in love with him, he'll have sex for unrealistic measures of time at once, and had at least a hundred partners by the time he returns.
Except not really, because that's stupid and highly unrealistic. At least he's sorta badass...
Trigger Warning: Parody.
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Um.
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About all I can say to this...
~Skeeter The Lurker
What did I just read?
hahahahahahahahahaha this is magnificent and i haven't even read it yet
Oh, this is bull crap ... but a like no less
That is the most hilarious cover art I've ever SEEN!!!
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Profit:"
I see what you did there...
This story. I...
yeah, I've got nothing.
Have a 'stache instead
4199932
It's parodying this.
4199997
Everybody gets one overly-long title!
4200142
Ahhhhhhhh, ok.
~Skeeter The Lurker
4199997 id say that goes to
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/117658/if-you-have-sex-with-a-changeling-that-looks-like-your-beloved-and-you-didnt-know-and-you-end-up-having-a-child-together-does-it-count-as-cheating
and
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/152845/if-you-end-up-sandwiched-between-your-sexy-wife-and-her-sexy-changeling-lover-every-night-do-you-buy-a-bigger-bed-or-your-own
4200374
This story has 33 words in the title. Your first linked story has 29, and the second has 25.
So yes, I'll be taking that award thank you very much.
4200678 I might do more, if so I choose. There's plenty to go from where I've started.
What the math?!
4200142 I thought it was parodying this.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/63171/the-darkness-of-love
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I understood it...
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at least...
Why does this seem familiar?
Made me laugh, so you get a Pinkie.
4200400 Hmm I see you are correct.
First Place: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/179969/two-words-the-first-word-is-spikes-except-without-the-correct-possessive-apostrophe-and-the-second-word-is-a-noun-or-verb-that-is-not-capitalized-as-it-should-be-in-a-title#comment/4200400
Still looking for anything else with a stupidly long title for second and third!
Other than those two just to be sure.
4200400 4201929
37 words.
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Not the point I was making but congrats to that author and story.
Now, sequel: Spike, again.
I approve, 'NAME's NOUN' fics really annoy me for some reason
What just happened? It was good, but why?
Anyway, two parts really got to me. firstly,
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profit.
was great, and of course when AJ walks in and sees them.
Overall funny, but almost no story exists that isn't there for the sole purpose of making fun of itself. Also, the end is pretty questionable. I mean, come on man! Twi is still his sister! Everything except that was excellent though.
ISpike is 20% cooler than everything.This.....................will not be easy, but it will be fun to watch!!!!!
Nicely done. Sadly, training journeys of badassitude don't automatically make the ladies fall into one's lap. I look forward to wherever you take this story next.
Add 'Flipped off random ponies'.
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