(Takes place right after "Three's A Crowd". I regret nothing!)
Discord has had certain "feelings" for a certain princess for a long time now. Feelings that if brought to the surface would ruin his chances of being with the mare he wants more then anything.
It's not Princess Celestia, that stoic old windbag. It's not Princess Luna, the mare of mystery. And it's not Princess Twilight, that overachiever.
It's none other then Princess Cadence, the alicorn of love. But there's a problem, Cadence is already taken. By that boring Captain of the Royal Guard, Shining Armor.
Well, since when has something like that ever stopped Discord? I mean if Cadence "thinks" he's Shining Armor then there's no harm in spending some "quality time" with her?
Right?
Chapters (1)
Shining Armor is a panzy;
I bet Shining Armor has a tiny dick
poor cadance
Shining is getting in the way of true love. He must be eliminated.
Shining Armor probably though he was a Changeling.
3853406 Not just any changeling, but the queen of all changelings.
3853856 She needs an emoticon thing here.
I almost want to read this. Almost. But I hate stories that break up canon couples and those that derail characters, and Shining Armor and Cadance are some of my favorite characters, so this story is probably only going to get my jimmies rustled up. Who knows, I might check the comments in a few days to see if it's worth getting into.
3861172 I can safely say, if you don't mind spoilers, that this does not break up a canon couple.
My gosh this sounds beautiful!
But I don't know if I wanna read it....
Discord x Cadence? Well, that's certainly a peculiar ship, but that didn't stop me from anything. If anything, it gave me more initiative.
In any case, I liked this.
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Impersonation on someone who was victimized by a Changeling? In a tragedy, heads would have rolled for that offense.
3887267 Be thankful that's not the case. And besides, Discord's a spirit of chaos and disharmony, it's dang near impossible to even hurt him.
3887359
Are you implying that Discord could not survive having his head comically roll off his body and then re-attach itself with a troll icon?
And there needs to be a Discord emote. Like, nowah. D:
Will there be more?
4197815 Most likely not.
4198023 Aw man.
I guess you wrote this before Discord developed much as a character.