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Unable to stand by and watch Discord spread chaos over Equestria, Diamond Tiara decides to face him herself. But does she have what it takes to win against chaos incarnate? Find out in todays episode of Pony Ball Z!!!

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Diamond Tiara is best Super Sayahyajin! :pinkiehappy:

DT: "And now I shall demonstrate the Kaioken on my wonderful and totally voluntary assistant."

Twist: "Kaio-wha- GAAAHHH!"

Twist owned counter: 725

I can't believe you didn't make an over 9000 joke.

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And now I feel nothing but shame...

Now, make her take on the legendary SAXTON HALE!!!

Seriously, please consider doing that. I would love to see who won.

You, just made my day:moustache:

*Sees Story made by Mattricole*

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Glad you liked it! And holy black on a Popo that laugh is scary!

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I know... here's a follow for your awesomeness:rainbowkiss:

This sounds like the dumbest damn thing.




I must read it.

Edit:

“I...will...not...LOSE!” With a cry to the heavens, Diamond Tiara ripped Discord’s tail off, causing him to cry in agony!

Is this a Reid Hershel reference? He yells it every single time he uses his mystic arte (at least, when you fight him in Tales of the Abyss).

That was fun. :twilightsmile:

Oh god make it stop. This is hilarious.

On a side note, it reminds me of a particularly hilarious-yet-accurate YouTube comment from a long time ago, comparing MLP to DBZ.

Also, this --> 3558997

3559533 "Holy black on a Popo"...you know I'm using this now, right?

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First, sorry for the late reply. Second, it wasn't a Reid reference, but now I wish it was. Love Tales of the Abyss, and I don't mean to brag, but I kicked his ass in it!


...After about fifty tries.

OMLuna this

“You’re insane?! What a coincidence, so am I!” Discord said with a chuckle and pointed a claw at Diamond Tiara. “But I don’t care about you, so disapear.” As soon as he said that, a beam launched from his fingertip, and headed for Diamond Tiara.

:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

this was like, SO not the dumbest parody for DBZ :rainbowderp:
that title goes to this

Either Silver Spoon was so enthralled by her story and the thought of all her big muscles and golden mane or she was out with the flu:facehoof:

I would have liked to have gotten Silver Spoon's take on it.

oh and sense this was a rip off of the Frieza battle. eat this

Oh and one more thing. this was not at all accurate. 5min in a DBZ universe would span like 50 chapters hur hur hur ;P

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I wanted to add Silver Spoon, but due to me unable to figure out a proper way for her to react, I left her out sadly. Also, I love that video, so much :rainbowkiss:!

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your right, we couldn't just have Silver Spoon sit up striat and scream "I CAME!" right in the middle of class from hearing about a buff and superpowered DT :rainbowkiss:

OMG the "Hobo from the Well" comment had me so LOL:rainbowlaugh:

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Thinking back on it, I could have easily have her team up with Sweetie Belle, or better yet REPLACE Sweetie Belle with her...

Friggin hind site :facehoof:!

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I doubt anyone would care if you did revise. It's not like they read the fic for:unsuresweetie:

or you could do an alt ending as another chapter. But it really isn't important.:twilightsheepish:

I made a promise, and im gonna fucking KEEP IT.
Everything Wrong with Diamond Tiara is a ULTRAMOTHERFOKING Super Saiyan
(spoilers)
(duh)

That is, until he came.

That's what she said.
No..literally, that's what she said! +1

filling it oh so slowly.

This was a forced use of the oh so delightful pseudo-meme. Writer, i am disappoint. +1
Also, that's what she said. (again) +1

Twilight sensed something, or rather, somepony. Can it be? A smile formed on Twilight’s face. Their savior was coming.

I sense a disturbance of the universe. People say im an idiot for keeping this up, however, i continue. +1

“Oh, and how do you plan on doing that, smarty pants?

Im pretty sure a guy that is over a thousand years old wouldn't use such choice of words..Sure..he's Discord, but he isn't a baby! +1
Discord isn't Pinkie Pie. +1

“So you’ve finally come.”

Came* +1
That's what she said. Take three. +1

“But I don’t care about you, so disapear.”

Hey, is dis a pear? +1

“Gah, what power!”

such power
much powerfulness
such strength
wow +1

“This ends now!” Diamond Tiara cried as she flew into the air, and put her hooves together. “Ka…me...ha...me...HAAAAA!” A bright beam flew from her hooves, and hit Discord squarely in the face, causing him to scream in agony.

Background Voice: Headshot! +1

“What am I? Hmph, you should know, Discord.” Diamond Tiara growled as she glared at her nemesis. “I am the hope of Equestria. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth.” Raising her hooves, Diamond Tiara’s muscles grew in size just as much as her anger. “I am Diamond Tiara! And I am a Super Saiyan!” With a roar, Diamond Tiara rushed towards Discord, barraging him with what seemed like millions of punches, kicks, and the occasional ear bite.

Can't....Move...!The cliché...is..too..strong..! +1

“And that’s how I saved Equestria! The end,” Diamond Tiara said as she put her paper down, smiling at the class.

Lazy "It never happened" ending. +1
Where's the rest of the main six in this? We only hear Twilight's lines. +1

“Can ya’ll teach me how to do a Ka me ha me ha, Diamond Tiara?!”

It's Kamehameha, wtach your pronountionation! +1

I guess she would look good with blonde hair…

Spinoff incoming. +1
Except not, because in the other story, its Apple Bloom who likes Diamond Tiara, not Scootaloo! +1

Sin Tally: 17
Sentence(s): Ponyville has not only a gate to Tartarus, it also has one to Planet Vegeta. (What else?)

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I could read these all day :twilightsmile:.

Though I will admit, I feel bad for the kamehameha thing :fluttershysad:

Honestly, Scootaloo, you have no taste

Scootaloo Owned Count: 1

And that's how Equestria was made.

Magnificent. You are a magnificent bastard. I've always thought that Diamond Tiara is like the Eric Cartman of Equestria.

3617613 That leaves Scootaloo with one own making Sweetie Selle the winner with zero owns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diamond is the terror that flaps in the night, just like Goku and Fluttershy:

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