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This story is a sequel to How to be a Mother


Diamond Tiara buys herself a 3D TV and decides to watch a horror movie. Sadly, this particular movie is cursed. Will Diamond Tiara survive? Read and find out.

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Ponyville Chainsaw Massacre? Why would I want to watch a documentary on Rumble’s brother?

:rainbowlaugh:

“Y-yamete?” she muttered, now understanding. “That’s what they say in my Japonese hent-I mean, anime!

Apple Bloom wouldn't approve... Or maybe she'd get ideas...

Okay, that was hilarious! Wonder what's going to happen next?

Apple Bloom's gonna be jealous of the competition.

“...”

I laughed the hardest at those silent dialogues :rainbowlaugh:

That’s what they say in my Japonese hent-I mean, anime! Y-you’re a ghost from Japony, aren’t you

:applejackconfused: Que?
(I know what it means, but I certainly wasn't expecting it.)

“Pettu?!” the ghost screamed, a look of pure horror upon her face.

I repeat; :applejackconfused: Que?
There are worst fates I suppose, but I certainly wasn't expecting Diamond Tiara to make the ghost her pet. I was thinking recently deceased daughter, but not pet. Oh well, still a funny read.

The fuck did I just read:rainbowhuh:

And that’s how the Rich family obtained a Japonese yurei spirit as a pet.

The best ending line to any story I've read!

We need more wet noodle stories. Another great DT fic!

4886316 In the gdocs, I had left a note on that same moment of silence about my laughing my ass off at that moment. I had thought I was the only one who found the timing hilarious.

At FIRST I thought this was going to be a part of 15 Years with the way it started though.

I *think* the Motherverse family may have finally stumbled across the ONE pet Scootaloo CAN take care of.

...

Unlike that Trixie. Poor rock didn't last ten minutes. :fluttercry:

Well, this just kinky-INTERESTING! I meant, interesting.

Do I even want to know what happened to Thunderlane in this bizarre timeline? :rainbowhuh:

.......... What? What about Rocky? :unsuresweetie:

err.. okay that happened..:unsuresweetie:

wel whatever it was it was funny:twilightsheepish:

And thus we learn a valuable lesson. If a spooky ghost girl appears, don't recoil in fear. Kick her ass!

Worst case scenario, you were already screwed anyway. Better case scenario you drive her off.

Absolute best case scenario, you get a new vassal.*

*WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BIND SPIRITS TO YOUR SERVICE WITHOUT USING PERSONAL WARDS AND/OR SUMMONING CIRCLES. CONSULT A TRAINED HERMETIC PROFESSIONAL FOR MORE INFORMATION.

I have one thing to say about this: :rainbowlaugh:

That made no sense, but I can't wait to see how this gets integrated/completely ignored in the next chapter.

...At least she eats as much as Rocky?

Alright, I admit I was laughing a bit. And congrats on having zero dislikes, it's very rare for good stories to have that. :pinkiehappy:

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it's very rare for good stories to have that. :pinkiehappy:

Yeah, but that doesn't really explain why this story has zero likes :rainbowhuh:

But seriously, thanks for the compliment :pinkiehappy:!

7921520 No problemo, it was awesome! :yay:

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