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Diamond Tiara only wanted to get her best friend a great gift for Hearths Warming Day. Sadly, Silver Spoon wasn't too fond of the gift, so Diamond decided to simply give it away.

Worst. Decision. Ever.

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xD this story made my day F-:rainbowlaugh:

“What if the diamonds fell off and Silver swallowed them?”

She'd shit diamonds, giving lots of possibilities for crappy puns :rainbowlaugh:

Oh good lord...this is going to be hilariously strange.

5472839 yeah.... but very funny!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh no, some pony gonna die. I don't know who but it's gonna happen

Dis gonna be GOOD!:pinkiehappy:

Scoots doesn't seem to understand sarcasm or the word 'no'

Luckily for us!

Is this ScooTiara? I can't tell.

Most funny thing I've read in a while, keep it up. :pinkiehappy:

“Commencing ‘Operation: Banjo Serenade’!”

Well, have a like.

I cannot wait to see where this is going! :rainbowlaugh:

Title is wrong. From another perspective, this may be the Best Hearths Warming Day ever!

I like the idea.

5473832 The Worst/Best Hearths Warming Day ever!?

“...Wait a minute,” Diamond Tiara muttered. That didn’t sound like any of the voices in her head. It wasn’t mocking her, threatening her, or crying about how she ignored them. It was...nice? Diamond Tiara turned around slowly. If it wasn’t one of the voices in her head then that must mean…

That's quite a funny as well as powerful piece of characterisation right there.

It is! I just like making Scoots work for the love.


Oh! ScootTiara is my OTP, I'll have to read the rest sometimes.

This is going to be a really amusing fic and I love it.

I sense this happening in the near future of this story.

5473328 But she can play the banjo!


The banjo is just one step above in horribleness from the bagpipes and a jug band.

5480623 Hey, that's how my parents met each other!


Was it at a family reunion? :pinkiehappy:

5480845 I can truthfully say my parents did not meet at a family reunion.

It was the circus.

well i can't believe I'm saying this but hell...i ship it!

Can't wait for the next chapter :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

Glad to see this story updated. Very nice.

DT's voices are kinda funny. Nice coincidental deaths.

I missed your style of humor, its very nice to see it again.

The next day there were two names in the obituaries.

Completely coincidental, given that both Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara were alive and well.

That was good man. Great to see this updated, hope the next one comes out soon.

Best S5 episode yet.

The way Diamond Tiara described Scootaloo's music was just pure poetry.

More! More! More!

Diamond's consciences are just adorable. But Scootaloo is just a special kind of precious here.

It wasn’t often Diamond would have her “issue”. It would usually come up once a month and last about a week or two. She would often consider those couple of days to be the worst in her life, each one getting progressively worse. This one was no exception.

Diamond Tiara's Unpleasant Discovery? A propos, something from the comments on Chocolate Icing pic:

The next day there were two names in the obituaries.

Completely coincidental, given that both Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara were alive and well.

And then, Scootaloo crashed a funeral... Though not for the first time, actually.

This was well worth the wait.
I hope a later chapter really has Diamond Tiara and Twilight interact

“Let’s see, how about a knife set?” Diamond Tiara asked.
“I don’t know, Silver seems like the kind of pony who would cut herself.”
“True,” Diamond Tiara replied with a shrug and moved on.

I can't tell if you are implying Silver Spoon is clumsy, retarded, self-harming, or suicidal!?:unsuresweetie:

“I wonder how high my room is from the ground?” Diamond Tiara asked as she opened her window and was immediately pelted by a rock. “MY EYE!”

That one had me laughing my ass off.:rainbowlaugh:

dammit :scootangel: can't you just let a filly commit suicide in peace!?:pinkiecrazy:

that was great.
me want more.:flutterrage:

“...Right, leaping out of my bedroom window,” Diamond sighed as the voices once again got into an argument.

Ahah, suicide can never work, atleast, not in the fanfic world. :ajsmug:

Will this ever be continued?

Can't really think of anything that I find funny for it. Plus I moved on from the fandom and wanna look at fanfics for other stuff.

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