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Going through a bout of insomnia, Diamond Tiara is willing to try anything to help her get to sleep. So far nothing has worked, but that doesn't mean she's willing to give up.

Part of the "Insomnia Project", where Bootsy Slickmane and I decided to both write about Diamond Tiara having insomnia and see how different our takes would be. Check out his story here. And before you ask, yes, his version is almost as good as mine ;D!

Thanks to Mudpony for editing and inspiring me to write this (forgot to credit him earlier due to being tired}.

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Comments ( 16 )

Well...that was certainly...a thing...that happened.:applejackunsure:
*like and favorite*

And thus begins the slow descent into insanity :pinkiecrazy:

I couldn't sleep so I decided to read some fimfic. I woke up at my desk with a red mark on my forehead and this page scrolled about halfway down.

Juuuuuust kiddin' :derpytongue2: 'twas alright, 5/5 stars. Good job :3


(seriously though Diamond, if this problem persists you might wanna consider this Mattricole guy's fics)

Oh, Tiara. You can't hide your true feelings for long. Especially when you're delirious from fatigue.

A very cute shiptease story. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

Hey Diamond! Maybe you should take over this account then you can sleep!!

Fun little story. I enjoyed it! Good on ya.

All your milkshake are belong to us.

I almost ended up with a permanent fox smile with how wide this story had me smiling at the whole back and forth she has. Normally I only talk to myself while I'm making breakfast, but this was just miles wide cute. Mudpony and you should talk more fiction ideas, this was marvelous. <3

We need more fics like this.

Why do you exist, sugar-free ice cream? Why must you torture young colts and fillies with your bland taste? To keep ponies from getting fat? Maybe they should run more. They don’t need sugar-free ice cream to make them skinny. You have no right to exist.


HAVE ALL OF MY MUSTACHES! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Her milkshakes bring all the boys (and girls) to the yard

“Maybe a milkshake would help with getting you to sleep?” I offer, and resist the urge to slap myself. Milkshakes have ice cream. Ice cream has sugar. Sugar keeps one awake. “Maybe you can use sugar-free-”
“Finish that sentence and you die,” I growl, causing myself to shut up. Sugar-free ice cream was invented by demons who have no soul.

I always said like, Diamond was always meanest to herself.

Daring Do and her erotic one night stand? By R. Dash? Oh, jeez, I bet it’s one of those sad self insert stories. Lets see...yup. It’s a sad self insert. And that username, R. Dash? Yeah, wouldn’t be surprised if that’s Ponyville’s chief village idiot.

no disagreement there, Dai.:raritywink:

:rainbowhuh: Bitch you talking shit about me?


Now, who’s going to be Apple Bloom...the only pony I have that resembles her is my favorite, Apple Pie. She’s the star of that one sitcom, Two and a Half Mares. Though Apple Bloom isn’t nearly as pretty, she’ll have to do.

Nearly as pretty? Yep, shiptease in the subtlest of ways.

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