• Member Since 13th Nov, 2012
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Bringing together all the stories I've written for Telaros's 24 hour challenge. In here you'll find Diamond Tiara in various situations, such as using banana's as a weapon and having to put up with annoying Blank flanks.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 28 )

I need to break, I almost choked to death on my drink at that third one. :rainbowlaugh:

5 stories so far? That's pretty good! Hope you can squeeze out some more! :rainbowkiss:

Back to reading! :pinkiecrazy:

Not shocked in the slightest. On to part three!

:rainbowdetermined2:Ponies on Motorcycles!

:trollestia:I-hi-hi love little girls...

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Stupid quick time events...How were we supposed to see THAT coming?



And damn, Luna jabbing Celestia in the last chapter with that Twilight joke. Ouch. Celestia didn't even try to deny it. xD

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Ponies on motorcycles?

Okay, this is legitimately funny! How?
Lowbrow humor is my shit! :pinkiecrazy:

If you've seen half of the good harem mediums you know things get hilariously awkward fast.:ajsmug:

So very accurate to harem comedies. The only thing missing is the CMC and Silver fighting over who gets to service Diamond.

“New porn?” Diamond Tiara mumbled as she dropped her banana. “That. Is. AWESOME!” she screamed as she jumped up and ran towards the video store. “Awesome bondage video’s here I cum!”
“W-wait for me!” Silver Spoon whined, leaving a saddened Apple Bloom behind.

best story EVER:pinkiecrazy:

“Hooray! We’re heroes!” Silver Spoon squee’d with joy. “Now we can go watch Samurai Pizza cats!”
“That’s right, Silver Spoon,” Sweetie Belle said as she wrapped a hoof around Silver. “And after that’s done, we can have a huge orgy.” The three fillies looked at each other, a small smile adorning their face.
That night, “The Orgy of a Thousand Fillies” was born, scarring the world with underage filly sex. And Celestia enjoyed every second of it.
The End.

yes this pleases me:trollestia:

I CAME:trollestia:

“I also had an orgasm.”
“Oh come on!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she face hoofed, earning a smile from Apple Bloom.
“Okay!” Apple Bloom said as she came on Diamond Tiara’s face, enraging the rich filly.
The End.

NOOOOOOOOO aaah WILL avenge yah mah love!:applecry:

be careful what you wish for Dia :applecry::unsuresweetie::scootangel:

i think this earns a trip for this debacherous anthology to my SilverTiara OTP folder:pinkiehappy:

4447102 what are you talking about? Luna hasn't even been mentioned.

5197604 The picture was relevant to the 5th entry. The bottom stuff was referring to the 3rd entry's:

Far from where the two fillies were having sex in a pool, Luna and Celestia were watching with a telescope.

“Oh, sister, how I’ve missed your dream walking abilities,” Celestia said with a smile, earning a giggle from Luna.

“With your love for manipulating fillies, I’m sure you did, dear sister.”

The End.

Matt was updating these stories throughout the way. I just didn't get to comment on all of them as they got published.

“Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm, Elmo’s World,” she quietly sang to herself.

It's hard to stay erect when you throw curve balls that make me laugh. Don't know why it was so funny. Just out of nowhere.

Elmo’s World

:rainbowlaugh:

Deus ex machina, much? xD

I don't even... Okay.

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