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Regidar


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Sixteen. The age is supposed to be special, supposed to be different.

Then why does Scootaloo feel the same? A special visit from the future puts everything in perspective for the young pegasus quickly enough, however...

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I was going to write this on my birthday, but then Doctor Who happened.

>TFW Regi self-inserted himself into Scootaloo

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Oh gawd why? Yes! :yay:

Regi has a new fic
So glad I stayed up until half past midnight waiting for this moment
I'm totes a prophet, bra.

This was fucking stupid as shit, and I loved every moment of it.

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What part of himself did he insert? :rainbowderp:

OMJay #9 · Dec 2nd, 2013 · · 1 ·

The world is not yet ready for this work of art. It is entirely possible that you may have just doomed us all.

3567164 For a person my age, I'd be expectant to make a Twilight joke. But frankly, I'm just going to say it's been a long time since I've seen vampires kick ass.

Yep, 16 in a nutshell.

I don't know what this is...

I don't know what to say about it...

I don't know what to DO about it...

I don't know if I need therapy because of it...

All I do know...

Is that I fucking loved it. :pinkiecrazy:

Who the hell DOESN'T want a Chris Hansen cutie mark?

Silver out!

Regidar... do you mind telling me exactly what I just read?:rainbowhuh:
The Sweetie Belle part in particular?

:unsuresweetie:Mudraynebow:unsuresweetie:

okay, that was.... weird^^;

Suspicious the whole time, but the bushes gave it away. Also, Hanson the football player, or Hansen the pedo catcher?

3569595 whoops
let's fix that

I'm fairly certain I lost some brain cells reading this... this... this exceptional piece of work. I was able to cook a hot pocket with the sheer awesomeness radiating out of my screen. It also made my hair fall out, but that's what hats are for. I've never seen a more beautiful piece of literature in my life and I never will again (because I'm pretty sure I'll be legally blind when I wake up, due to my eyes being incapable of withstanding something so great). This is what random comedies should be like. I have to go lie down now.

3571896 jeez, I'm sorry my fic did that to you, I'll be more careful in the future

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It's okay. It was worth it. And I can still see, so it's all good.

ā€œSweetie Belle, Bake to the Future was a three hour movie about some ponies stoning so hard they think that they went back in time,ā€

I'd totally watch it :pinkiehappy:

ā€œYeah, Iā€™m sixteen! I always thought thereā€™d be a little more happening,ā€ Scootaloo said. ā€œYā€™know, sex, drugs, violence, all the things that make a healthy adult!ā€

I thought the same when I was sixteen...

When colts become stallions, theyā€™re instantly picked up by the royal guard and sent to fight horrible wasp monsters somewhere off in the south seas.

That makes surprisingly much sense... :eeyup:

ā€œIā€™m gonna have anal sex with Rainbow Dash while she screams the Equestrian National Anthem to the tune of the theme song?ā€

Scoots, your imagination starts to creep me out... :rainbowlaugh:

Didn't Chris Hansen get arrested recently?

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Oh it was just some randy with a similar name. He was thrown in jail for chasing little boys in a park. But the Internet has twisted it into being the real Chris Hansen. Thus scarring his reputation forever.

3580041 he already was pretty much a giant joke
but yeah, i guess so

Present Scootaloo looked over at Future Scootaloo through the window, who was giving her a thumbs up, despite having hooves and technically incapable of doing that. Present Scootaloo smiled.

Ohhh fuck me
:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

3585179 the body horror of that scares me

Well, that was awesome :pinkiehappy:

That was pretty fucking dumb, but I laughed anyway :pinkiehappy:

3628186 good to know

3987188 truly a coming of age story

You make the funniest shit ever bro:rainbowlaugh:

Shit's even funnier the second time.

4159274 the ride never ends

I just read this for the second time and realized that this has another crayon-up-the-nose gag. Awesome.

4373212 and they were almost exactly the same
I used the same words

Huh. So the "year sixteen" line at the beginning was intentional. You cunning bastard. Well, that, or Scootaloo's just bullshitting the cops.

Bizarre and hilarious. Thank you for it.

4426395 why not both

I read this due to the Fall Out Boy referrence in the title, as many others probably did. It was worth my timd:trixieshiftright:

Comment posted by N Word deleted Aug 9th, 2014

There is something wrong with me. That first scene break, with the ***? I was thinking "cut to Your First Morning."

Seriously, what is wrong with me?

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