My name is Ian. I just turned 40. I own a decent home and car. Life has been pretty normal for me thus far. Boring, one might say...but not anymore.
Now I'm the target of a showmare's anger and frustration after I went and lost her hat. She won't leave me alone until I get it back.
How did I lose her hat? Well...it involves a late-night visit to my bathroom, a trash can, and a plunger.
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I don't know what I was thinking when I came up with this one...but I don't care. This is too ridiculous for me to put down now.
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Proofread/edited/laughed at by RedDragon and Vrilix.
Chapters (7)
He… he just plungered Trixie…
3877150 Humilation extreme!
Hmph! I'll have you know, plungerering peeps is quite not mathematical...
How glorious.
Well it's gonna suck trying to get that hat back. And Trixie had better not mess around with any more portal spells after this. Least she end up in something far less pleasant, like say an actual toilet.
Well, you did clean it right? So what have you got to lose?
Did not see that ending coming.
Perfect.
3980986 I know that was just prefect and I wonder if Trixie was to blame
can't wait to see what comes next
It's too easy so far. Something has to go wrong soon. Nothing in life ever comes without some sort of challenge or obstacle.
Our hero just can't catch a break, can he?
4076248 No he can't.
This is really funny.
ah, sweet.
I feel bad for the little grin that showed up on my face when I read that the hat was burnt.
This is hilarious, keep it up.
The hat got burnt? Well, looks like he went through all that work for nothing.
You uploaded this without sending me a link to a GDoc document for me to proofread.
Son
I am dissapoint.
4108455
That hat was never going to survive the moment it left the house.
Although I'm more concerned for Ian's survival now.
4109024 Yeah, Trixie is going to be furious.
You're fucked
QUICK! Put her back on the conveyor belt!
4109745 That's a little harsh, but understandable.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie thanks you for saving her life...but the loss of her prized hat cannot go unnoticed! She demands you take the punishment of the tainted 'Lucky Charms' once more!"
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It's canceled? NOOOO!