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edit here's a song to exagerate this
1514540 Basically.
Miles is scared of prison and an ass raping?
He's the Tom Dubois of Equestria. It had to be said.
Usually I have an insightful question for you but I just have a stupid one today. Will Easy ever get his autograph? I want that to happen more than I have any right too.
-Sturrn
Easy will get his autograph the moment Miles and Luna tell Celestia about their marriage
Why does 'diem tu chonchon!' spring to mind?
I almost chocked to death because of Miles being scared to be raped in jail
Another side quest ...why not?
It seems the number of spartans has grown to a number of 4 maybe 5 and there will be more
CF OUT!
Lemme guess. Burrow Spiders are giant, extremely poisonous, scary and agile spiders?
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Fuck this
I hate spiders
Lemme guess. Burrow Spiders are giant, extremely poisonous, scary and agile spiders?
Fuck this
Goddamn my arachnophobia :C
damn demons... anyway... i see easy askin for an autograph, miles not answerin and easy goin postal.
Burrow spiders i hope they're not like the frostbite spiders from Skyrim i always hated them.
:) he's a baron shouldn't he be Abe to get outta this? Oh yeah and I hate guards cause they never listen, I know it's their duty but you DO have ears you know? USE them
it's times like that i have rocket shoes for.
I swear that was probably the hardest ive laughed out of this entire story...
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lol
1515920 You sir are quite the comedian. and as such have earned this
1515958 I shall wear it proudly.
Cool chapter, its funny to see how Miles has a fear of being butt-raped! (Like most of my other friends)
...Did I see that excerpt in which you're thinking about Dust Devil being a Spartan? *LE GASP*
1514568 That would explain him going stinkmeaner sometimes
I know that feel bro....
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1520007 Please tell me those aren't your feet
1520011 I would do many things for humor, but alas, taking a picture of my feet in the shower with the conundrum of not using soap or potentially being force to go to my happy place is not one of them.
I Googled "dropped the soap" and that was the number one hit.
I think this is what Miles thinks would happen
Short sweet and to the point, you know what i say to this
OOH RAH!
i love this story and u twice as much now
1537680 That's why you go down to one knee.
A side-quest eh? Well,he better get a leveled enchanted weapon out of it or something...(Le Skyrim Reference)
dungeon explorers YaY!
3088705 then instead you brought your face to waist height
1537680 Buuuuuut Miles would Falcon Punch that guy if he did that
When I heard burrow spiders I thought of burrow grubs from Eragon
Jesus that would be disgusting, I hate spiders, and I HATE the idea of one going inside of me... Ugh.
EDIT:
*Starts reading next chapter*
I knew it.
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Fuck yeah! Eragon! I want secondary series off of that book series because im american and we dont understand letting a good series die.
I dont get why the big bad spartan is scared of jail and parties...
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because his logical fear of being raped by the will of an authority figure it being associated with the illogical fear of falling out of windows and getting hit with rocks after being publicly humiliated in a public space(restaurant) and subsequently abandoned by a father figure. Since there is a logical fear behind it and the related memories were repressed for most of his life, his fear grew over the years.
"You can pray. You can pray to the pope! Just pray that you don't drop the soap."
Whoever knows this quote is on the list of the greatest people ever
Yeah... Non evil ponies both knowing about and thinking prison rape being funny seems highly unlikely.
I do hope we get done more Spartans trained soon. Is like to see the Night Fury vs Storm dynamic and think Dash would make a great candidate. Especially after washing out of Wonder Bolts training.
Pinkie Pie approves.
For being so busy with her bullshit, Celly got there fast. I could see that from Luna, but her...
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Correction. Prison ass rape is funny.
Face rape is not funny.
I think this is wut Miles thinks will happen https://i.imgur.com/X6uzID7.gif