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twist the traitor huh nice ring talking about a twist off a turn off event for them and keep it up man!
Oh Diamond Tiara.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFvw_YTdDYk
You Dun Goofed. You Dun Goofed so Bucking Hard.
You're so focused on your Jealousy fuelled war against Shadow, that you don't realise just how royally you Dun Goofed.
( Spoilers! Don't read unless you are up to or past Chapter 236. Ye be warned!)
So..... you've picked a fight with Shadow. Okay, she's friends with the CMC, but they shouldn't be too hard to manage, even if they swing their Big Sisters, the Elements of Harmony and National Friggin Heroes onto Shadows side....
But, you've also messed with Mile's Little Princess. Yes. She is a goddamn Princess (Step-Princess?). So, if Miles gets serious, your life span is now measured in minutes.
But, Shadow is also the adopted Daughter of the Spartan Homeguard, and Unofficial mascot for the Spartans as a whole. If they got word of that little newspaper article, you'd be murdered six ways to Sunday before you could sneeze.
All of this is VERY BAD for you Diamond Tiara..... but wait, it gets WORSE.
Now we get to the Royally part of the Dun Goofed.
You see, your little article ALSO implies that Shadow is Tempestives Mother..... So, you just insulted the Queen Luna, the Mistress of the Night and Master of Dreams. Congrats on waking up with screaming Night Terrors for the rest of your natural life.
But wait, there's MORE. Why Insult just one Princess and Ruler of Equestria, when you can get two for the price of ONE!
You see, you've just insulted Princess Celestia's Little Sister, but EVEN WORSE, called into doubt the breeding and legitimacy of a Trueborn Prince of Equestria, and CELESTIA'S FAVOURITE NEPHEW!
Fear the Wrath of the Sun, for her Fury will leave you as nothing but Ash.
And I apologise for the big block of Spoilered Text, but it just kept running through my head all day at work, about how royally bucked Diamond Tiara is.