"Do you have ANY idea what 1000 years on the moon with only rocks laying around does to your libido?"

"Ok here's the plan. First thing first, I'm going to get laid. And not just like one on one, mare and a stallion or mare and a mare or anything tame like that. No. MASSIVE ORGY with the Royal Harem. Then I'll probably track down Celestia and give her that speech I practiced for the last three decades. Then I'll go back for a second helping with the Harem. Then I'll banish Celestia.

At that point I'll probably fly around the kingdom for a few hours, pick out the most comely youths I come across, and take them back to the castle and ravish them. By that point it's probably about noon, so I should stop for lunch. Then it's back to the Harem, after which, I'll take a nap till dinner, and, after hitting up the harem again, lower the sun for the last time."

hot

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This is the greatest comment I've ever gotten. I'm also rather sad I didn't structure the story this way.

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You're welcome.

"But sister, don't you want to get revenge on me for exiling you to the moon for a thousand years?"

Nightmare Moon: "Meh, you'll keep."

"Wait... what?"

Nightmare Moon: "Look, its been ten centuries since the last time We took a bath, ate anything, read a good book, or enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Or even just breathed air. We figure that our grudge can be settled in like.... two or three weeks instead. We've got some catching up to do first, and it's not like you are going to magically regrow your connection to the Elements of Harmony in that time."

I'm also rather sad I didn't structure the story this way.

Theres always the opportunity to write an AU for your Fanfic!

great

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Writing fanfics about fanfics...
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3104474 FANFICCEPTION
*BWAAAAAAA*

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You're welcome.

3104712 That sound will haunt my dreams. IN THE MOST EPIC WAY EVER!!!

Other than knowing it was rough, both from the warning, and reading the story itself, it was great. I enjoyed reading it very much, Lep.

I knew I remembered you from somewhere, Now I remember. Fanfiction.net anyway I loved this story then and I still love it now. so keep up the good work on your new story's and If you ever decide to pick up and rewrite this story again I'd be really excited to help edit.

Didn't know you joined FiMFiction as well.

It has been a while since I read this story, I can remember most of what happens in it. Is this your primary site for posting fanfics now, haven't noticed any new ones on FanFiction?

Still, this is one of the most interesting stories I had read so far.

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All future pony stories will be posted here as my primary site, yes.

this was great and congrats on the feature!

Hide your husbands!
Hide your wives!
Hide your children!
Everypony just bucking HIDE!

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<3

Annnnnd CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are now the gazillionth fic on this site for satrring Nightmare Moon AND having the word "nightmare" in your title!
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Well, aren't you just a bag full of ass.

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3107178 Now you just need to pull something out of it and you're set.

3107216 *reaches in, pulls out meme-asaurus's head*

If this is the same fanfic I read on Fanfiction.Net...

Wow.
It's here too.
I don't know what to say.
This is amazing.

And it got featured as well.

Oh god... I looked at the picture and was reminded of this...

It's been so long since I've been reminded of such a hilarious phenomenon. Thank you for that

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Okay, I fully acknowledge that I sound like a total dickcheese here, but I needed to point that cliche out at some point, or I might just have screamed.
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Check the Epilogue. Third paragraph.

So... Will there be more? 'Cause, I kinda want to see Celestia's reaction to her sister banging Nightmare Moon.

Nightmare should start running. Or hide behind Luna. Maybe both.

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This was...creepy. Especially Twi and Celestia's very realistic rape victim reactions of guilt, grief and anger mixed together. Aaaand yet Nightmare Moon gets off completely scotch free for attempted omnicide, torture and, again, a very traumatic triple rape. I can see why you didn't release this one.

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Someone gets it.

3113606 I liked the Twilestia scenes though. Which was what I originally read through the story for. Which says a lot about how desperate I am for new Twilestia

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I think the clop content is actually pretty decent as well, but the rest...
And I'm sad to say that the Twilestia formula is rather standard here. As much as I love the ship, it's rather stale and new ideas are very uncommon. That's what I've found at least.

3113626 the dynamic is still captured well here. Also the idea that Twi was deeply uncomfortable around Celestia for the early stages of her tutelage and naturally assumed Tia was completely disinterested in her welfare was both clever and novel, near as I can tell.

Moona

3379039 oh i see , well from the perspective of the reader seeing this for the first time it wasn't out of place at all , it was exactly what i was expecting to read , it just could have been handled about 5 times better is all lol.....

Well, I wasn't expecting a 25000-word clopfic to get Cerebus Syndrome

4177478 Understandable. Only reason I could write this was because I don't think that they're "true" sisters with the same mother, but that's neither here nor there.
Thanks for the comment.

That ending was nice.
I hope she is able to come out of the...prison or whatever sometime

Apparently alicorns like her don't need to eat?

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Err...
The thought wasn't really on my mind when I wrote this. But then again we're discussing talking cartoon ponies. I think I'll just hide behind suspension of disbelief for now.
Thank you for the comment and praise.

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ok then.
1 thing though, what is preventing NMM from doing magic? Is she stuck without magic for the rest if her alicorn life?

And a disappointingly safe ending…
At least the plot was nice.

Princess Luna, with the help of her sister, Princess Celestia, is tracking down Nightmare Moon in the Everfree Forest. But when the hunters become the hunted, the situation goes from scary to... something else entirely.

funny how this reminds me of another clopfic that also has nightmare moon... coincidence? i think not!