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Niaeruzu


Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

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Not long after the failed changeling invasion of Canterlot, Queen Chrysalis and one of her subjects go to the small town of Ponyville, trying to regain their past glory, which they so humiliatingly lost.

If only Queen Chrysalis would explain her plan.


Written for Equestria Daily's fifth flash fiction event.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 48 )

A worthy tale, nicely done :twilightsmile:

On a good day, changelings eat your feelings. On a bad day, they eat their own.

BA DUM TISH

List of Priorities:
1. Evil laughing
2. Frozen treats
3. ???
4. Invasion!

:facehoof: That end... what a way to get fired.
I mean seriously strawberry? :pinkiesick: He´s lucky she doesn´t want his head!
Everypony knows that cinnamon is the best!

Ah, a lovely slice, or rather cone, of ridiculous! :pinkiesmile:

Cookies n' Cream is best ice cream. :moustache:

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Think she's taking Resume's yet?

Poor number 4, fired for ice cream :fluttershysad:

Oh, Chrysalis. :unsuresweetie:

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Not at the moment I think. :ajbemused:
She still has 35 royal guards left after #37 banishing (that traitor Sunclock :flutterrage:) and #4 getting fired like he deserved. But if her #4 is picking his nose while she searches for someling for an importent mission, they shouldn´t last long before we can join!

On the other hand... Sunclock is awesome and more important they have ICE CREAM! So yeah I will stick with them. :scootangel:

But now that I think about it... that was the reason for the invasion right? I mean a life without ice cream... it´s just :applecry:.

Mint Chocolate Chip for the win!

Also,

Who doesn’t love ice cream?

I'll tell you who.People allergic to dairy.

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I approve of your ice cream choice.

And I'm sure they make lactose-free ice cream. It may taste like utter crap, but I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

well...... didnt see that one comin XD

I've always been partial to butterscotch myself.

You're fired too!

Awww... :(

I agree, nobody that likes strawberry ice cream can be trusted.

Could have used some more polish, and some scenes could have been fleshed out better, but it was fun.

This story is absolutely hilarious.

“Strawberry?!” Chrysalis exclaimed, sticking out her tongue and glaring at her subject. “You’re fired.”

That was all I could take before bawling into tears of laughter. :rainbowlaugh:

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Especially sugar-free strawberry ice cream. Only Traitors are sugar free.

I love obscure references that nobody will ever get so much.

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Dairy free ice cream?

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So,
Ice Cream > Love
Right?

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Cinnamon strawberry?

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Cookies and Strawberry, right? :moustache:

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Why take something perfekt and destroy it?

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Like Queeny said Ice Cream Changelings would be loved by everypony! And normaly you only have a little circle of Love (Family, Friends,...). So yes Ice Cream tops Love!

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Let's start stealing Ice Cream then :rainbowdetermined2:

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And geting the Hive and all of Equestria on my tail? I think not!
Discord would let it go as long as we let the Ricicles alone but 4 godesses and 1 demigodess are still to much to outrun.

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I have a plan, a very good one.
It's simple.
We kill the princesses.

I like strawberry and lemon sorbet! If I was #4, I would have said "Your Highness, that is indeed the best kind of ice cream!" even though I absolutely DESPISE chocolate!

Ermagerd you all are so weird, Black Raspberry is obviously the best!
:derpytongue2:

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Rrrrrighto... let me just get something real quick...

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Thats the one! GET HIM!
Sooo... about that free ice cream Princess... :trollestia:

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Oh Luna, Oh Tartarus, that story and ending were perfect.

Ohmygosh strawberry is great but only when mixed with mint chocolate chip and butter pecan and that birthday cake ice cream with the little cake bits in it and orange sherbet vanilla twist and with lot of sprinkles and whipped cream and pineapple sauce and maraschino cherries and chocolate shell and gummy bears and smushed Oreoes and blueberries and rasberries and blackberries and apple pie filling and bananas and more whipped cream!

Also, I love the ending. Chrysalis is so fickle. Of course, #4 can now hang out with Suncloak and get ice cream whenever he wants without sneaking.:pinkiehappy:

Chrysalis~ You're wrong!
New York Vanilla is obviously the best flavor :moustache:
*Slapped across Ponyville*

Hehehe, hilarious. :twilightsmile:

What.
Not bad, just… not what I expected at all…
Give me a few minutes to recover…


Come to think of it, that was kind of stupid of me, this is totally your style.

why isent the random tag on it? XD
i liked it though it was funny! XD

i think I was less surprised when I turned around and rainbow crashed into a tree:rainbowlaugh: specially love the ending, hilarious:pinkiehappy:

THE GODS APPROVE OF THIS STORY

Chrysalis may be power-hungry, but every power-hungry ruler knows that ice cream is the best way to solve ANY problem.

I'm on the queen's side with this one.:pinkiesmile:

Well, whatever strolls your holes.

This line is special and deserves to be cherished..

“Mmm, but not before finishing this. I do so love the taste of chocolate.”
#4 chuckled. “Really? I’m more of a fan of strawberry.”

I'm sorry to say, but you're both wrong, although Chrissy is closer... the best flavor is white chocolate :heart:

also, every time I saw '#4' in the story, it made me think of Codename: Kids Next Door :derpytongue2:

3826190 That's great, but white chocolate is not real chocolate.

Its a funny and entertaining, short story :pinkiehappy:
Chrysalis can be so random :facehoof:

Fools! :twilightangry2:White chocolate raspberry truffle is the best flavor!!! Followed by cheesecake!:pinkiehappy:

But Chrysalis. If you got one of everything, you got some strawberry ice cream yourself

“I asked you to act in character. I don’t think jumping from bush to bush is very pony-like.”
“Um, maybe it is, for some ponies?” #4 gave an awkward grin and shrugged.

:pinkiehappy:: "It sure is!"

“So... This is it?” #4 asked in between licks. “This is why we came to Ponyville? This is your incredibly devious and important scheme to recover from our loss at Canterlot?”
“Yes, this is it,” Chrysalis said. “Why? Do you not enjoy the sweet taste?”

How did she become queen again?

Love does taste like strawberry ice cream

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