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The Cloudsdale Weather Corporation is thrown into panic and chaos when an OSHA Compliance Officer arrives at their Rainbow Factory for a surprise inspection. Now, Factory Manager Rainbow Dash must cooperate with the Officer's inspection, lest he revoke their license, all the while trying to keeping the dark secrets of the Factory hidden.

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Spacecowboy
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Oh, god. What monster is this?

OOO! A new fic from you!

JOYS!

~Skeeter the Lurker

Update.

What the flying fuck?

To hell with it. I still like it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

*dies. laffing. Mispelled on purpose because DED OF LAFFING. XD*

Yeah Dash, because OSHA wouldn't be even REMOTELY suspicious if one of their inspectors mysteriously disappeared while conducting a surprise inspection of your facility. And totally wouldn't just show back up in like three days with three more agents, a dozen officers from the CDPD, and an arrest warrant for most of the senior management.

Amusing. Even though I tend to avoid anything associated with Rainbow Factory, this was humorous.

YbJ

The Solidary Chapter

Is that a pun I'm not getting, or did you mean "Solitary"?

You... You are eitha' da sickest poi-son I evah had da pleasah a' knowin' or an evil geni-us. Dis right heah is a gluefic made funny. An' deah me, it WORKS. It made me tink a' dem Tom an' Jerry 'toons. Hi-larious, ridiculous an' most definitely worth a fave. Kid ('r man/woman. I don' judge), you jus' made my day despite my aversion to gluefics an' de like. No serioud toghts fer dis one. I'm jus' Foolin'.

No really. Great fic!

So now that she got cut sliding around on the bloody floor, does Dash have pony-AIDS? :fluttercry:

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Dark secret of the show: she already has Pony AIDS. :rainbowwild:

2764697 I thought that was Scootaloo! :derpytongue2:

“They're there to make sure that some of the foals don't hog all the pizza, now come on.”

Easily the best line of the fic. I can literally imagine Rainbow Dash's voice saying that.

That... that's actually a really accurate description of OSHA inspections...

I do believe I just fell in love with a fictional governmental institution, and I have decided to blame you.
Faved.

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Let's just say they both have it, and let people assume what they will.
:scootangel: :rainbowwild:

Pffhahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

Ah, I do so love stories about Equestria's governmental system.

This was funny.

Heh...

It may be a gruesome murder factory, but at least everything is well documented, standardized, and ISO9000 compliant! :rainbowwild:

"You're idle threats of attempting to take us to court are no match for the might of OSHA's Legal Division."
Your

I am appalled. Or amused. There is not much difference.

Comment posted by RobertLuller_Bass deleted Sep 6th, 2018

Death can be hazardous to your health

Come with me, and you'll see, a world of OSHA violations.

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