Just because I shouldn't, doesn't mean I won't.
EDIT: Feds cracked down on my title, use your imagination to what it should be

2662310 Those damn fuzz.

Liking and favoriting so it goes straight to featured.

2662671 ikr

2662672 oh ur 2 kind

2662672
Not enough words. Better luck next time.

11/10 would fap again.

2662676 Dat ending.

I saw the title and developed a random bruise on my arm.

This story is dedicated to the loving memory of my idol, Mrhappyface.

God I miss that bastard. Good story bro.

2662681 Penis.

lol i luv u

Yep...........this just happened.........Well! Gentlemen, if you'd excuse me, I have some business with a revolver..

May he rest in the deepest pits of hell, raping disobedient children to his hearts content.

“OH GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!”

Great job making this fandom even more less creeper!

I demand a sequel

2662685 best 1 eva amirite

2662735 Da.

I'm glad you introduced a second protagonist at the end, left for a good cliffhanger. I'm looking forward to chapter two, which I assumes covers his day in a much more comprehensive fashion.

2662744
the sequel, Go Fuck Yourself Twilight Sparkle 2: Electric Fuckaloo will cover all of that

Oh...

Well, Regidar. This time... I CUM TO U!

“AAAAH!” screamed the purple unicorn. “MY UNICORNEAS!”

... The instant I caught my breath and stopped rolling on the floor, I upvoted. Well played.

2662760 glad to be of service.

instead, she was Futa-Twi, the biggest-dicked mare in Equestria - > Ramming Spike’s tiny pert asshole

I find it sad how this fic is the cloest we ever got with FutaTwi fucking Spike. The other fic was about Spike fucking Futatwi in her vagina.....such a waste a giant purole dick....

Twilight murmured to herself, coming to the same conclusion any of you would if you were put in her place. Don’t deny it, you know you would.

OMC (Oh My Celestia for those who don´t get it)! U can read mah mind!?

So when will we see the sequel with FutaTwi and Spikehole?

2662777 your trips say yes

HAR HAR HAR!!!! I give a jaunty Sailors laugh good Sir! You have swayed my man bosom! One like for you and all the virgins you can eat!

Oh, wow. That ending.

I don't know what to say...

But I'm gonna laugh.

2662785 huzzah!

2662705 amen.

i caem

2662781

That´s a yes for the sequel?

Must be inspired by my avatar

2662819>>2662817 mayhaps

Mrhappyface.

<3

2662823
Dat ending, orb.

As I sit here, eating bacon and reading this story, I find myself contemplating on the wonders of the universe. Specifically, the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature.

Don't judge me.

a nice little wet dream

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she was Futa-Twi

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"I do not dream of that..."

she was snorting crack with the squirrels.

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cum-stained phlegm.

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she was now in the possession of a foot long, flaccid purple dick.

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As her penis was quite large, it smacked her right in the face.

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until I cum out of his mouth,

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Don’t deny it, you know you would.

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What if she sucked her own dick?

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like an orange that had been left in a ninth grader’s backpack for far too long.

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since the princess hand’t bestowed her any balls

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It makes sense if you think about it.

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Twilight came.

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Spike groggily opened her eyes.

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Adam Lanza then happily skipped his way over to Sandy Hook Elementary School, ready for an exciting day.

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All in all, the characterization was pretty good. Celestia seemed to enjoy the show Twilight gave her as well. I couldn't stop cumming even after my twentieth load was released, which made me underweight. Thanks for that! I'm probably going to die of starvation now thanks to your fiction. In other words, this story just killed me, and not in the good way.

2662823
That was Melancholy if I ever saw it.

2662890 my work here is done.

2662905 The title is what sold me the story.

2662925 huzzah

Ha-ha! Luv it!

2662949 danke

Excuse me while I go find my Barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle.

Not for me assholes. I got a dick to go shoot...

Oh and "cool story bro".

I just wanted to say:

That description. Fuckthatsmyfetish. Regidar you get better every day.

Edit: But Fuck... That ending.

how did this even pass moderation?

Saw the chapter title and couldn't help but think of this.

I... really don't know what to say or think. Between the fucking Sandy Hook mention at the end and this:

“AAAAH!” screamed the purple unicorn. “MY UNICORNEAS!”

Shit, my mind is so full of fuck. By the way, I would LOVE to see a tee shirt with Twilight on it, her eyes aflame with the words “MY UNICORNEAS!” scribbled across the front. I would pay good money for that. Lots and lots of money. Not too much money, but a lot to the point where it's not much, but quite a bit.

Also, EqD needs to change their rules so this can be posted for all to see.

This story is dedicated to the loving memory of my idol, Mrhappyface.

Please, we are trying to forget about him.