The merchant is very good at what he does. ...Usually. These are short snippets of how some of his items... Backfired. The results should be pretty interesting.

This is a crack fic, don't take this seriously.

A reckless narrator, a careless Twilight, and the foretold apocalypse walk into a bar.

Where the heck is the punchline?

Please read the whole story in the voice of the narrator from the Stanley Parable, as it makes it that much more amazing. Thank you.

As always, I would like to thank my editors: Doctor, Disco, Doctor Disco, and incompetence.

Adieu.

We're playing the best mix of the Heartsongs from across the dimensions. Shippers take care, for your OTP'S are here!!!!! We're all about love and tolerance at WCSR and for us all OTP'S are in fact the one true pairing. So keep a water bucket handy and put those flame wars out!!!!! YEAH!!!!! DJ Nylarhotep says it all about the LOVE!!!!! Now on with the music.

Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich are having a party off in order to decide who is the best party pony in Equestria. A competition Maud Pie joins, with the intent of winning.

It's the last day of spring, and Celestia is not feeling particularly excited about what's to come at all. Every year, everypony always presents sunflowers for her. A whole lot of sunflowers. This would be alright were it not for the fact that it's all everypony ever brings her every year. Last year was bad enough, so this year was doomed to be even worse.

Just how much of this day will Celestia be able to take before she needs some time alone to cool off?

You are just trying to live life in Canterlot while being homeless, the only things in your possession being a small portable DVD player and some movies to watch to keep up your spirits in this harsh world. After a crazy light show at the High School, you find three teenage girls on the run, and one of them has taken a particular interest in you.

Agent Smith walked in to brief President Trump on the activities going on for the day, but instead finds a very pink pony in the chair. How will the rest of this day turn out? Who knows? I do.

Cover art is by me. Thank you, GIMP!

What do you get when Twilight finds a thing that has never been categorized in any book?

Shenanigans.

The multiverse is in mortal danger

Worlds are being destroyed left and right and can’t be stopped and now a regular human who has nothing to do with this has been sucked into the middle of it.

!Warning! Very old and very cringe, full-on wish fulfillment story

This story is a sequel to Spiders and Magic: Rise of Spider-Mane

Based on the Super Cafe series and centered around the Spiders and Magic series.

A short collection of what-if scenarios had everyone practiced hindsight, foresight, and common sense to prevent some of the biggest plot-holes in the Spiders and Magic series. Might be expanded upon, depending on the feedback and requests. (Officially Complete)

Cover Art done by woogiegirl (Woogs)

Thank you, XangelMusic, Lord Lycaon, Regreme, and Darth Cygnus for editing!