//------------------------------// // First Broadcast // Story: Station WCSR Equis // by Jaycren //------------------------------// Hello out there in the countless versions of Equestria! This is DJ Nylarhotep coming to you live from the center of All things. We've got an awesome show for you tonight, the first Heartsong is sung by two fan favorites. She's one of the heroes that fixed the changeling's patterns and the first friend of Starlight Glimmer. He's the most powerful of the soldier class and the last known changeling to convert other then Chrysalis. He was even the ex-queen's right hand bug! But he did convert and she was a big reason for that. They both have ego's the size of Celestia's ass, I give you Pharynx and Trixie, singing Bad Marefriend. [Trixie's Voice echoes out over the airwaves, singing her Heartsong to the Tune of Bad Girlfriend by Theory of A Deadman.] My Pharynx Is A Trouble Magnet My Pharynx Goes Right At It I'm Hot, Don't Stop Up On Stage, Call The Shots Trick Them All, Run Like Hell He Gets Me Hot, Dream Of Him I'm A Dirty Mare Flirt Around Swing With Mare's From Out Of Town Grab My Ass, Act So Tough Mess With Me, He'll Fuck You Up No One Ever Know's It's All About The Show But He's All Mine Later Tonight I like To Play Them All I Play Like I'm In Heat He Likes To Pull My Mane While I make Him Grind His Teeth He Likes To Strip Me Down I'm His Until The End No Doubt About It I'm His Bad, Bad Mare Friend [Pharynx's rough voice echoes over the airwaves, responding to His Trixie's call] Show's on Dragged Along Love This Mare Strung Along Come Together, Leave Alone They Don't Really Know That She's Mine After The Show And We're Meeting Back Stage Tonight I Say Their Never Gonna Know Where She Goes After The Show But I'm Gonna Have Her Later Tonight [Trixie's voice continues her Pharynx's thoughts as she growls her words] I'm Gonna Pull Him Down Make Him Think That I'm In Heat He's Gonna Pull My Hair While He's Buried Deep In Me I'm Gonna Strip It Off I'm His Until The End I Know What I Am There's No Doubt, I'm His Bad, Bad Marefriend [Pharynx's deep growl challenges the world] Didn't Take Us Long to Hook Up Right Doesn't Make Us Wrong Doesn't Make You Right [Trixie Calls forth her desire] My Pharynx Is A Chick Magnet My Pharynx Gotta Have Him [Pharynx snarls his admiration] She's A Hair Trigger Full Figured Built For Trouble Heavy Drinker [Trixie announces her exit] Shows All Over Came And Went Run Along Skip The Rent [The two sing as one, declaring their feelings] We Look Around And All We See Is Way To Good And Sappy We're So Bad We're Fixed You See Our Future It's Gonna Be [Pharynx Shouts his intent] I'm Gonna Tap That Ass Gonna Make Her Moan For Me I'm Gonna Pull Her Hair While She's Lying Under Me I'm Gonna Strip Her Down She's Mine Until The End I Know What She Is No Doubt About It She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend Again That was Bad Marefriend sung by Trixie and Pharynx! This Next Song comes to us from over in Terra. She's the defeated leader of the Sirens, a Time lost, orange haired refuge from Equestria. Hoping to be no longer ignored and maybe find her way home. He's a massage therapist that packs a lot of muscle, but has a soft touch and just wants someone of his own. Here is Adagio Dazzle and Bulk Biceps singing their Heart's version of Queen's Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love. [Adagio's strong voice echoes over the airwaves] Why Can't I find Anybody, Everyone Else Has Somebody To Love Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh Each Morning I'm Alone I Cry a Little Can't Barely Stand To Breath Take A Look at Myself Take A Look at My Reflection And Sigh At What I See Look What Starswirl Did To Me Yeah Yeah I Spent All Those Years Dreaming Of Home But There's Just No Way That Can Be Oh Anybody Oh, Anybody Why Can't Anybody be my Somebody To Love? [A Melodic Voice from Heaven drifts from the speakers of the radio, as Bulk Bicep begins his song] Yeah I Push Hard, So Very Hard Everyday Of My Life I Pushed Till I Became Strong At The End Of My Day I Go Home Just To Be Alone I Go To Bed And I Bundle Tight To Hide These Tears That Run Down My Eyes Anybody, Oh Anybody, Can Anybody Be My Somebody To Love [Adagio's sultry voice intertwines with Bulks Operatic power as they both continue their lament] I Worked Hard, Everyday I Pushed And I Dreamed And I Tried But All The Others Put Me Down They Say That It's Crazy They Say I Got Only One Thing In My Brain I've no Strength Left Their Is no one here to Relieve Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah [The Guitar solo echoes over the night, calling to the two singers, singers that here not the other's call] [Again the two call their grief to the uncaring world] Ooh, Why Can't Somebody Ooh' Somebody Anybody Be My Somebody To Love Why Can't Anybody Be My Somebody To Love [Adagio's voice falters, her pain on clear display as her voice cracks] Got No Dreams Got No Power They Took All I Had From Me They Took Something Deep Within Me Not Ok, Not Alright Isn't Alright, Not Alright I Can't Rise From This Defeat I Keep Screaming Out I Want Out Of This Hell But I Know I'll Never Be Free, Ooooh [Bulk Calls his want out, the beat of his heart that timing of his Chorus] Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have SomeBody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love Can I Have Somebody To Love [Adagio Echoes his want, his call as her own desire bursts forth] Can I Have Somebody To Love Somebody, Anybody Somebody, Anybody Anybody, Can I Have Somebody To Love Why Will No One Be My Somebody To Love? [The two once more join in their mutual demand of the heveans] Why Can't Anybody, Be My Somebody To Love? [Their Question unanswered, their Heartsong drifts off into silence, quietly unanswered into the void] Sadly, some go their entire existences looking for their Somebody To Love. I should now, I have yet to find mine. To all you fellow seekers of the lonely hearts club band, this is Dj Nylarhotep signing off.