A My Little Pony parody of Spaceballs, where the evil Dark Helmet plots to take all the fresh air from the planet equestria, and only a ragtag group of Ponies and a Dragon can stop them. Get ready for a story full of references, guest stars and ludicrous speed.

Button Mash explains The Blockchain to his mom's new boyfriend.

Based on a tweet which is given at the end to avoid spoilers.

Thanks to csos95, Damaged, Raleigh, Samey90, and the rest of the Discord crews for brainstorming.

[Sex] tag probably not necessary, but it's easier to add it than to argue about it.

Sweetie Bot needs fifteen bits. A month. For a subscription.

Author's notes blog (spoilers)

Audio Reading

Button decides to buy an NFT. The CMC check on button a while after he shows him his new NFT and he has become a discord moderator who has his own discord kitten. Near end spoiler: His kitten rejects him and he gets angry.

Sweetie Belle and Button Mash have known each other for 8 years. They've been officially dating for 5. Now, they're getting married.

But why should there be so much stress about their wedding if they already know they love each other?

A request from chazkopa, and my first ever one-shot. Also, this is anthro because he requested it that way.

For related stories, please see my ongoing storyline on Deviantart.

What if Wallflower zorped away everyone's memories? Button Mash to the "rescue."

Based on a conversation with Mockingbirb. Spoilery details in the author's note at the bottom.

Button Mash hoped to catch up on his gaming, but game time was interrupted by a filly's cry. Curious, he went to see who the crying filly was. He was surprised to see that it was his fellow classmate, Sweetie Belle. In hopes to help her feel better, he presented her with a flower.

Credit for cover art goes to RazieFim.

Featured 11/10/18! Thank you all so much!

"Dear Derpy Hooves... I love your butt, and so, I wrote this letter to inform you about it! Probably not one of my best ideas, but I couldn't resist. You just had to know about my feelings."

Derpy's gotten an odd love letter in the mail from a very secret admirer. Who this might be? She may never know...

Coauthored with RainbowBob

What started out as a simple conversation escalated into... this. Considering I wrote most of it, RainbowBob told me I should be the one to post it. So, I am.

This story was inspired by, though not really related to "Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You" and its sequel "Dear Princess Luna: I Love You"

Princess Luna still feels alone, nineteen years after her return to Equestria . But when she finds a friend in an online game, everything seems better. She can be herself without worrying about what others think, and she can finally talk to another pony, even if he never knows who she really is.

Celestia is worried about her sister, especially right now. Upcoming peace talks with a powerful new nation mean that all the Princesses need to be completely ready. With her Luna so absorbed in a fantasy world, she wonders how she'll make it through the harrowing weeks to come.

Button Mash feels like a failure. He's still living at home, he still can't find work that can use his degree from the university, and he still feels alone. His friends are getting married, starting families, and thriving in their careers. On the plus side, he plays games regularly, and his best friend is a mare, even if she doesn't know his name. He hopes that his upcoming vacation to Canterlot might help his mindset.

But, unbeknownst to all of them, a sinister web within a dark plot threatens to ensnare Equestria... And Luna may be the only one able to stop it.

She may face it alone, or maybe she'll have some help from her knight in faded armor...

Cover art credit to yamashta. Link here.

Preread by -TGM- and Goldenwing

Edited by m1ntf4n, PheonixStarr, Wing, and the_Doc, and Swan Song, and Orion Caelum.

Follows canon up to about season 4 or so. I'm not sure when everything went off the rails, but it was originally as true as possible when initially written.

Link to the Discord chat HERE!

Short Note:Buttonbelle shipping. I just had to, after watching "Don't Mine At Night" for what.... the sixth time now?

Elaina Mash, the loving and dutiful mother of Button Mash, dies after an accident in the Everfree forest. Her son, now orphaned, seeks comfort in the company of his closest and only friend.... and crush, Sweetie Belle, sister to the Element of Generosity.

Yet, one thing leads to another. Friendship leads into love, and love leads to secrets.