Somewhere far away from the peaceful planet, what appeared to be an eagle 5 winnebago made it's way through the cosmos, it's destination- unknown, and music playing loudly as it drifted through the vacuum of space.
https://m.And driving this RV ship was none other than button mash, who was asleep at the wheel. But don't worry, the ship's on autopilot.
At the back of the RV was Button's traveling companion, a dragon by the name of Spike. Who was rocking out to the music while gorging himself with a bowl full of diamonds.
At the front of the ship, Button's trip to dreamland was rudely interrupted by a noise from the Alexa that was close by, which meant someone was calling them.
Call from Bill Sykes
That made Button snap wide awake. he was calling, and he knew why, his "good friend" Bill was calling, and he could be asking for money.
Regaining his composure Button readied himself as best he could for the inevitable "where's my money" talk, and called out "SPIKE".
But Spike barely heard him, for the music almost drowned out his calls, but he did hear it a little bit, so he turned down the music to listen a little better.
"SPIKE."
Spike sighed and put down the bowl, "It's always when i'm eating." he thought to himself, he made his way to the front to see what his buddy wants this time. The sooner he wraps whatever he wants up, the quicker he can get back to eating. Though he did take a gem with him.
"I'm here." Spike said, "I was just grabbing a little snack, want one." He held out the gem to him, forgetting that ponies don't eat diamonds.
"No thanks I had a big breakfast." Button said, trying not to sound rude, and pointed to the device. "Can you answer that for me?"
Spike turned to where he was pointing and froze. Even though dragons are supposed to be tough guys, Bill was able intimidate even the most toughest dragon. His fellow dragon Ember can tell you... as soon as she was released from the hospital.
"Don't worry I'll use the Alexa over there." He said, pointing to the echo dot, "that way he won't be able to see us."
Button sighed with relief, at least he didn't have to face Bill's ugly mug.
Spike turned to the Alexa he was referring to and said "Alexa, pick up."
"Hello Button Mash."
Unfortunately, the one that picked up the call was the echo show. So Bill was able to see them quite well.
Button shot a look at Spike, who said "sorry, wrong device."
Rather than getting mad at the dragon and throwing him out into space, he sighed and thought, "might as well get this over with."
"Hello Sykes." He said, trying to sound tough, though some nervousness slipped through. "What do you want?"
"Oh no, it's not what I want... it's what HE wants."
All the confidence the boys had left them, and was replaced with horror, there was only one being Bill could possibly be referring to. The most notorious gangster in all the universe, and New York City...
"PIZZA THE HUT"
Yes, the Pizza the Hut, a being litterally made from pizza, hence the name, and Jabba's second cousin twice removed, Was the man who was facing them right now.
"well, well, well, if it isn't Button Mash and his sidekick, Tyke."
"Uh, that's Spike." The dragon said nervously.
"Spike, Tyke, whatever, where's my money?"
"Don't worry Pizza, you'll get it by next week." Button said, confident that he'll buy more time. "Just give me an address and I'll mail it there."
"'mail it there', do I look like a big, dumb, idiot."
"Well, onscreen you just look big." Spike, confident Button will weasel their way out of trouble again.
"Listen you pipsqueaks, I expect my money by tomorrow."
And all the confidence had left them again, "How are we supposed to get 100,000 spacebucks by tomorrow."
100,000? No way, you forgot late charges, press charges, and the charges on your cousin for rubbing his butt all over Space Dunkin Donuts."
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The additional charges left Button confused, "So?"
"So, that brings your loan up too... 1,000,000 spacebucks."
"1,000,000!?!, But that's not fair." Button whined.
"It's unfair for the payer, but fair enough for the payee, and your gonna pay for 'it' or else."
"Or else what?" Spike asked, even though he saw the answer coming a mile away.
"Tell them Bill."
The camera shifted back to Bill, who had a smug grin on his face.
"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you."
The four of them laughed at the little joke, even though it was supposed to be menacing and threatening, and all the while, Bill non-discreetly took a bite out of his boss.
"You taste delicious."
"Remember boys, money, tomorrow, or else."
And with that, the two loan sharks hung up, leaving the two rather scared for their lives. If they didn't pay Pizza by tomorrow night, there's no telling what he'll do to them. After all, no one out pizzas the hutts.
Back at Planet Equestria, the door for the air shield opened, letting a flying Impala get through the shield without bumping it. Whoever was in charge of the door must be stupid, because that car was a getaway vehicle for princess Sweetie Belle and her reluctant fellow escapees, Applebloom and scootaloo. With the princess listening to the music playing on her wireless headphones.
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"Can we talk?" Applebloom said, breaking the silence, "Now look, we all prince Blueblood's a little iffy, but you could have married him for your sister's sake and then have a headache for the next couple of years."
"She'd certainly have it better than Al Bundy." Scootaloo added, "That dude was married... with children."
But Sweetie Belle didn't hear them, she either had noise canceling headphones on, or was choosing to ignore them.
"Will you turn that thing off." Applebloom said, but Sweetie Belle didn't hear her. Yep, definitely noise canceling headphones.
Annoyed by this, Applebloom tapped her on the shoulder, finally getting her friend's attention.
"What?", Sweetie Belle said, taking off the headphones, "What is it?"
"We're saying do you know what you've done?" Scootaloo said.
"Yes, and I'm glad." Sweetie Belle said putting the headphones back on, "Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!"
"I wonder if she's glad." Scootaloo deadpanned.