Spaceballs: the My Little Pony parody

by Fonzie


Planet Equestria

Not far from spaceball one, was the aforementioned planet equestria, a world that everyone would want to live in, it was considered the greatest planet in the universe, and Florida. The citizens there always walk to and from their destination, with springs in their steps and songs in their hearts.

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As they were signing their song, the common folk of equestria made their way to and from the jobs they had for the day, while the rich and elite, as well as visiting dignitaries, ambassadors, presidents, and celebrity environmentalist Leonardo DiCaprio were making their way downtown walking to a little church located there, they had a good reason, for the sign out front explained it all...

FIRST INTERGALACTIC TEMPLE
OF THE (REFORMED) EQUESTRIANS

TODAY

THE ROYAL WEDDING
OF
PRINCESS SWEETIE BELLE
TO
PRINCE BLUEBLOOD

TOMORROW JEOPARDY
(YOU WILL BE MISSED TREBEK)

And in one of the rooms, there was the beautiful princess sweetie belle and her sister queen Rarity, as well as an usher named tucker.

"If only our parents were to see this day." Rarity said, "but then again, who'd pass up a chance to go on vacation in the Bahamas."

Tucker glanced around the room, making sure everything was prepared for the ceremony, "is everyone ready?"

Rarity nodded "yes." But sweetie belle shook her head "no, where's my bridesmaids?"

Tucker looked again, and realized that the bridesmaids weren't here, "oh dear, where's the girls?" He walked toward the door, "APPLEBLOOM! SCOOTALOO!" He noticed they were right in front of him, and dragged them inside, "where have you girls been?"

"Sorry we're late." Applebloom said, "I forgot to do my chores yesterday, so I had to rush through them to get here."

"I just didn't want to be here." Scootaloo said nonchalantly.

"Okay people it's magic time."

"Okay everypony, we're starting off on the left hoof." Rarity stepped forward to lead the group.

"Rarity that's your right hoof."

"it's too late keep going."

They stepped out into the hall, where the ceremony was taking place, it was absolutely beautiful, flowers every few inches, everyone was in their best suits and dresses, and the traditional wedding music playing on the organ.

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Then again, it was Rarity's idea to hire Elton John to be the organist at the wedding.

"Rarity..."

Elton stopped when he heard sweetie belle speak, curious as to what was going on.

"Must I go through with this?"

"I'm sorry, but you have to." Rarity said with remorse.

The music began again, and the group marched again, sweetie belle was feeling uncertain about this, clearly this was not the fairy tale wedding she wanted.

"But Rarity..."

Elton let out a groan as he reluctantly stopped the music to hear what's happening this time.

"I don't love him."

"I'm sorry sweetie belle, but he was the only available prince on tinder."

They shot a glance at prince blueblood, and clearly he wasn't what all girls would expect, instead of being a strapping, good looking guy... he had bags under his eyes, appeared disinterested, and at times let out a loud yawn.

When they finally got to the end, an Irish accented priest named Ted walked up to begin the ceremony, "friends, family... mother." He turned to face an elderly woman, who was holding up a certain finger, then he began again, "we are gathered here to witness princess sweetie belle, sister of queen Rarity... going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, asking DiCaprio for his autograph, and out the door."

As he said this, sweetie belle ran past the altar, down the ramp, paused to get Leo's autograph, and ran out the door, "Stop her! Someone stop her!" Rarity cried out.

Sweetie belle ran outside, where an impala was waiting with the words 'just married' graffitied onto it, she opened the door to the driver's seat and started the engine, just as the girls came outside.

"Sweetie belle wait! You forgot to get married!" Applebloom shouted over the engine.

"What're you doing?!" Scootaloo shouted.

"No questions girls, get in."

A.B and scootaloo did as they were told, got in the passenger seats, and took off just as Rarity, the prince, and the guests ran outside.

"Sweetie belle, What're you doing?!" Rarity shouted as she watched helplessly as the impala flew off into the bright sky and out of sight.

"Come back!" Blueblood tried to shout, but he only got as far as "come ba-" before he got cut off by a yawn, while Rarity watched on with concern that her little sister would get into danger.