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// Jamming 
// Story: Spaceballs: the My Little Pony parody 
// by Fonzie 
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Fortunately the laser blasts finally stopped so the Impala could drive smoothly,  unfortunately a beam of light covered the little car and pulled it towards Spaceball One.

Princess Sweetie Belle started to panic, "What’s going on? What's that glow? We're not moving!"

"Oh We're moving alright, backwards!" Scootaloo pointed out. The other two girls looked behind them and saw that they were indeed being pulled towards the giant ship.



Fortunately for the girls, help happened to show up at the just the right time.

"Look." Button said, pointing at the car, "There's our princess, and she's got compamy."

"Spaceballs! And they already got her in their magnetic beam!" Spike said, his eeyes widening with shock before suddenly shrugging, "oh well, we're too late, what a shame! I'll just throw her in reverse and we'll get out of here."

"Spike, no. Bad!" Button scolded him as he attempted to pull the reverse switch.

"Well, why do we have to risk our lives for a runaway princess!" Spike complained, "I know we need the money but-"

"Listen, we're not doing this for money- we're doing this for a buttload of money!" Button explained, and this seemed to cheer the dragon right up.

"You're right! And when you're right, you're right!" But there was just one little problem, "How are we supposed to save her though? The second we move in, they're bound to spot us on the radar!"

"Nah-uh."

"Uh-huh."

"Nah-uh."

"Uh-huh!"

"Nah-uh, not if we jam it!"

With this in mind, Spike realized they had the option to "jam" whatever they had in mind.

"You're right." He proceeded to pull down a small periscope, and when he saw the big satellite dish, he pressed a little button  on the handle.

"Radar about to be... jammed!"



If one happened to be in the vicinity of Spaceball One, you'd swear you saw a giant jar of jam floating in the general direction of the ship. The jar in question shattered upon impact with the ship's satellite, spilling it's contents all over it. It may not seem damaging on the outside, but the inside was a different story.



Private Welker was watching the radar when it started acting up, making random noises and pixels started appearing on screen, and eventually static and that annoying sound from back in the day.

"Shhhhoot" private Welker said, poking his helmet for a moment before reaching for the com-link, throughout all this he made his own sound effects as that was his special talent.

 sid, could I talk to you for a minute please?",  he said, though his voice was a little garbled.

Nevertheless, Dark Helmet and Colonel Snails approached him, with the latter asking, "What is it?"

Private Welker tried to explain, but his voice was still garbled.

"You don't need that Private, we're right here." Colonel Snails said, grabbing the com-link and putting it back on the charger, "Now what is it."

The Private's voice was still garbled, prompting dark helmet to shove everything off the desk, "Now what is it?!"

This time, Private Welker's voice was more clearer, "I'm having trouble with the radar sir."

"What’s wrong with it?"

"Well I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps."

This just left the two ponies confused, "The what?"

"The what?"

"And the what?"

"You know, the bleeps.", he then made some beeping sounds, "the sweeps.", he shook his lips and cheeks to make a sort of sweeping noise, "and the creeps." And finally, some beep-boop noises.

"That's not all he's lost." Dark Helmet muttered.

Just then, Private Welker noticed something appeared on the screen, "Sir, The radar sir! It appears to be- Jammed!"

And sure enough, the substance was jam. Dark Helmet wiped a little bit off the screen and licked it, his eyes widened when he noticed it tastes like, "Raspberry!"

Hearing this made Colonel Snail's eyes widen.

"There's only one pony I know who would dare give me the Raspberry, one who prevented me from joining the Evil League Of Evil." For dramatic effect, he lowered his helmet, "BUTTON MASH!!!"

Memories started flooding back, one in particular was the day he applied for E.L.O.E. unfortunately, due to Button's constant interference, the only way he would get in was if he killed someone, and that one murder victim he chose was Button Mash.

And so his mind was made up: He was going to capture the princess, save Planet Spaceball, kill Button Mash, and finally join the Evil League Of Evil, and he was going to enjoy every second of it.