Button and Spike were getting nervous, they tried everything they could to get the money they desperately needed, and they got paid peanuts. Literally, the last guy they worked for offered the millions they needed, but gave them a bag of peanuts.
"Call from Queen Rarity"
That word "Queen" had gotten their attention, a royal was calling them. But why? Button pressed the pick up button, and the image of Queen Rarity's frantic face appeared on screen.
"Button Mash, please you gotta help me. Save my sister, She's being attacked by Spaceballs!"
"Spaceballs!" Button said in shock, "Forget it, it's too dangerous! Besides, I'm already number one on Dark Helmet's hit list."
"Look your highness, it's not like we're afraid, far from it." Spike explained, "we just have this little thing about death, it's not us."
"Please! you must! I tried calling others, but the PAW patrol is out of town, the Justice League hasn't answered my calls, emails, or knocking on their front door, and the O.W.C.A organization is on leave, you're the only one's I can trust to save her. I'll give you anything! You hear me, anything!
The boy's eyes lit up. She had mentioned a key word, one that could save them from being whacked by pizza the Hutt.
"Alright, we'll do it for... a million."
A MILLION!!!
"Uh oh, you're pictures fading, we're losing connection here your highness." Spike said, reaching over to pull the plug.
ALRIGHT, alright I'll pay! Just find her, save her!"
"Alright Rarity, you got a deal." Button said
"One princess, for one million space bucks."
"And don't worry, we'll find her before riots break out about her disappearance."
"Well I wouldn't worry about that. We have the best authorities in all the universe, and Adventure Bay."
https://m."Just to be safe, find her as quick as you can."
Button took out a notepad, "first off, what's she driving?"
"She's driving a 1967 Chevrolet Impala resembling the one from the show Supernatural. I bought it at a very good price. My cousin, Prince LaRusso, owns a dealership in the valley. He was very nice to me, I only had to pay him in cash."
"We get the picture, what was her last position?"
"According to the tracking app on her phone, she was going in the direction of where the planet Gallifrey used to be, and just passing Sonic's homeworld of Mobius."
"Alright, we'll find her."
"Please bring her back safely. And if you can, try and save the car."
She hung up, and the duo celebrated their salvation, "One million space bucks, we'll be able to pay off Pizza the hutt."
After making her plea to save her sister, Rarity went for a walk through the palace, she figured it would help her calm down over the situation.
As she was walking, she noticed Ted was in the kitchen having a snack. Surprised he was still here, she asked, "Father Ted, didn't you say you had something to do after the wedding?"
Ted jumped from his seat in sudden realization, "The funeral! I forgot!"
"It's alright, your friend, Father McGuire called and asked to fill in for you."
"Oh thank god." Ted said, sitting back down. Now he didn't have to worry about the funeral, thanks to his fellow-
Wait a minute...
"DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL! YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL!!!"
What was supposed to be a period of mourning, turned into a period of disaster. Funeral decorations scattered all over the place, tombstones were destroyed, and several mourners, grave diggers, and coffin dancers suffered serious injuries. And in the middle of it all, a crashed hearse was on fire.
The son of the man who's supposed to be buried was glaring angrily at Dougal McGuire, the man who stepped in as Ted's replacement, who meekly replied, "Sorry." As the hearse suddenly exploded.
Needless to say, a lot more funerals were going to be held the next day.