It's Friday the thirteenth...in October...means a night with friends.

Yeah, I suck at summaries...

Random story that grew from an off-comment I made to my boss.

UPDATE: Bonus Chapter Uploaded

One day after school, Raw Data finds what appears to be a cracked and broken odd looking phone. It's not a phone. It was the first designed bio-mechanic system, and she needs help. Raw Data does help her, and in the process makes more like her. However, the government is constantly searching for the phone housing the bio-mech, but what they're trying to model after her are war machines. Dangerous war machines, capable of wielding weapons of mass destruction, and no one wants that.

What's a better way to enjoy a weekend than quiet? Learning, of course!

Discord will help for only $19.95! Songs and bad word play sold separately.

It's not random -- it's chaos!

Somehow this is fourths fault.

Rainbow Dash finds herself on a strange and desolate series of islands. With no other soul on the islands she reluctantly befriends a bookworm named Artus, a human with a strained family life behind him. While communicating via a page transmission inside a link book he informs Rainbow Dash that these islands that he calls Myst are his and his wife's creations and that he need her to find him a special book and return it to his lab.

To accomplish this Rainbow Dash needs to do what Artus had the mysterious Stranger do when he came to one of the Myst islands long ago, solve it's clever puzzles. But do the impulsive Pegasus pony have the patience to wait for slowly opening book shelves, reading dragged out text sections and remembering patterns seen hours ago? And do the usually patient Artus have the social competence to calm down as he watches Rainbow Dash brute force her way through his puzzles?

With no way back to Equestria, nor any other help than the half crazy egg headed human the question burns within the Pegasus pony. What if she fails? Will she ever see her family and friends again?

What does it take to rule Equestria?  Following an argument, Celestia has abdicated the throne and vanished from the memory of Equestria’s citizens, leaving Luna the chance to learn for herself.  Twilight, one of the few that still remembers Celestia, has grave concerns about Luna's leadership capabilities.  The nobles are restless and foreign enemies circle like sharks, sensing weakness.  Meanwhile, far off in the frozen north, Sombra stirs, dreaming of himself on the throne.

The My Little Pony Movie was amazing, with wonderful world building and well plotted out adventure and feels. But it ignored a lot of canon. Twilight has check lists for checking her check lists! Do you really think she wouldn't have a plan for an invasion, especially after what happened at Cadence's wedding? Also, Equestria already has friends and allies they could call on. So, here's my version of events.

Edit: Some of the early comments have given me cause to think about revising the second chapter, so I'm pulling it until I have a chance to do so. I may remove it altogether and let the first chapter stand on it's own, as I originally intended. The idea, after all, was to show that Equestria already had allies they could have called on, not to mock the actual film, which I enjoyed thoroughly.

Luna has been considering the matter for a while, and she can't put her hoof on why. Confused and growing increasingly irritated, she goes to her sister in search of enlightenment.

Set between the season six finale and A Royal Problem.

Warning: Sex and Gore tags are for implied Violence and implied sex, there won't be any actual violence and/or explicit sex, the story is rated teen because vulgar language will be a thing in the story.

Button Mash is an adult now, but life didn't go easy on the poor boy, now, he has to revert his past sins by playing a videogame called "Pac-mare: the fault eater", but there is something wrong with this videogame, he just found it under his pillow, and the game knows Button on a personal level, what will happen?

Second warning: Contains subtle hints of Sweetiemash, or Buttonbelle.

The Galactic Empire has suffered it's largest defeat yet with the destruction of the Death Star. Not only did this weaken the Empire but it has helped the rebellion as more systems have pledged their loyalty to the Rebel Alliance.
To save the Empire, Emperor Palpatine has dispatched his apprentice; Darth Vader on a mission to bring new planets into the Empire for more income and workers. However when a miscommunication occurs onboard the Executor it ends up with a Navigator accidentally typing in the wrong coordinates, leading the fleet to Equestria.
Unfortunately for the ponies of Equestria Darth Vader is growing impatient and has therefore ordered an invasion of Equestria.
The ponies are not strong enough and do not have the technology to fight the Empire and when the Empire occupies Equestria, the ponies have no choice but to fight back. But will the ponies fail or will the ponies win with the help of the Rebel Alliance if word of the planet's existence comes out to the public of the Galaxy? Find out in this Crossover Fanfic.

Rainbow thought that preforming at the wedding of a Princess and a Guard Captain would, honestly, be pretty cool. Even if the Groom hadn't been Twilight's brother.
Strange, how eavesdropping and a chance encounter can change her mind so quickly.

A rewritten version of A Canterlot Wedding Pt. 1, experimenting with adding a scene and a half to change the narrative.

Part of the Rewritten Project
Part of the Cornerverse-MLP Universe
Rated Teen for swearing, innuendo, and certain dark implications.