I just posted my first official fan fiction, MLP Parodypasta: The Terror In The Basement. It is just a small parody of the creepypastas out there, using ponies as the main characters. I hope that you enjoy it.

You can read it here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/231914/mlp-parodypasta-the-terror-in-the-basement

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lyrics
My tail
My beautiful glorious tail
I stand above the rest
Yet darkness still surrounds me
As my rein stretches no further
Than our prison (all bow down at once)

My eyes
My beautiful beedy eyes
Have seen too much
Far more than any rat here will ever dream of
In our prison (all hail the all-mighty)

And though
I am considered the highest form of rat
I'm spat on by the common folk out there

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Just finished compiling the first twenty-five seconds of animation for my Mega Man parody. Just another couple minutes worth more to go. XD

Also changed my FIMFiction profile bio too. Not sure if it makes me appear kinda egotistical or not. Hmm...

I might run that through the Marketing / Commercial Department, see what they think of it.

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A friend of mine made this for some reason. Don't ask me why because I don't know. He probably got ultra bored or something.

I don't like Minecraft, but this is funny.

Why can't this be our real life?

I don't know if this is funny or not, but I give points for effort

I said it before and I said it again. Asia is weird! (This is a commercial for a love hotel if you don't get it)

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UPDATE 1:
Just as expected. It's a poser account.

The context? The real darf and The Abyss don't like each other very much. They had a very nasty spat and Abyss never agreed to edit any story of darf's. Nice work, m8.

SEPTEMBER 7TH, 2016.
He is indeed back.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/688594/so-lets-get-some-shit-sorted-a-useless-qa-based-off-questions-i-was-already-asked

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Howdy y'all.

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This is the best thing I've seen all day.

Oh and there is also this.

This is quite indubitably the greatest My Little Pony fan creation of all time. A more perfect trinity of effort, quality, and shitpost cannot mathematically exist. That more know not of its existence is one of modern life's greatest tragedies. But now at least you do!

Picture credit goes to kitkatyj on Deviant Art. Check out the original picture here: http://kitkatyj.deviantart.com/art/Lego-Rainbow-Dash-Full-Body-325806051

Original Trollfic: Rainbew Darsh Becums A Leggo Brikk

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Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel

One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.

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Things Bronies Say: Part One

Here is part one of Things Bronies Say. I am thinking of making this a series of sorts. I hope you enjoy the first part.

Enjoy.

1. They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season six or I'm going to stop watching the show!

*One season later.*

They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season seven or I am leaving the fandom for good this time!!

2. Brony One: There is no MLP after Lauren Faust stopped working on the show!

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I don't normally do this, but I gotta give a shout out to some channels are are getting hit hard by Triggered Corporations because of used footage and whatnot.

First, we got Channel Awesome:

Yeah, seems some corporations hate some talented creators that make people laugh on a daily basis.

Next up, we Have Jontron.

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Happy late 4th of July, folks! 💥 🇺🇸

Anyway, I’m going to be on vacation this week celebrating my mom’s birthday, but before I go I wanted to show my thanks for your kind words and support of The Mystic Knights so here is a fan-made theme song of the series. Though, I must warn you I am not a song writer I mostly specialize in parody songs, so yeah, this is a parody song of The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman.

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EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.

Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind

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