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Nov
1st
2016

Original Trollfic: Rainbew Darsh Becums A Leggo Brikk · 2:15am Nov 1st, 2016

Picture credit goes to kitkatyj on Deviant Art. Check out the original picture here: http://kitkatyj.deviantart.com/art/Lego-Rainbow-Dash-Full-Body-325806051

Original Trollfic: Rainbew Darsh Becums A Leggo Brikk

Once upun a tyme thar wuz a blu pegabutt nemed Rainbew Darsh. Rainbew Darsh flew relly fast and farted rainbows and skittles wen she flew threw the sky. She wuz a weird frek of nature. She also liked to play pranks on her frends except for that one tyme when she turned them ded but they were just joking and came back alive. After that she lerned to prank better and not turn other pegabutts, unicronz, or dirt poniez into ded things.

Anywaz, wun day Rainbew Darsh accidently fell into Zecorka's potion pot where she cookes teh weed, and turned into a leggo brikk.

"Hey, I don't wantt to be a lego!" said Rainbew, splashing around in the pot.

"Well then you shouldn't have fallen in stupid." said Zecorka as she scooped her outta the pot and threw her in the forest.

Rainbew Darsh fell on a pile of leves and wined and wined for Zecorka to change her back, but Zecorka was already too buzy makin more stoner stew to care so Rainbew Darsh was all alun out in teh woods.

Darshie pulled herself up out of teh leves and begun to walk bek to teh town.

"I'm NOT giving Zecorka a Hearth's Warming Eve present NOW."

She thretetend, as she walked bek to town.

When she got bak she found Pinkie Pie and sed, "My lyfe sucks. Now I'm a leggo brikk."

Pinkie Pie eyed her up and down. Then sedd, "Nu yur not dumb face. Yur just relly stoned because u fell in Zecorka's weed cualdron."

Rainbew Darsh felt relly dumb and said, "Oh. Thet explains why teh trees in teh woods kept tryin two talk to mee."

Pinkie Pie laughed in her face then bounced aaway cause she is part Tigger.

Den Rainbew Darsh spent teh rest of teh day being high on pot juice.

Teh Endd.

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Comments ( 62 )

4279621 I am glad that you enjoyed reading it. XD

4279622 can't stop laughing!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::trollestia::trollestia:

I suddenly feel a raging flood in my loins. Thank you.

4279625 I am happy that I could make you laugh. XD

4279627 :pinkiehappy: (now enjoy something random in return!):derpytongue2:

4279623 I am glad that it could make you smile. :)

4279626 You are very welcome my friend. XD

Tis es byootiful :rainbowlaugh:

4279630 That video is hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

4279636 Hurray! I am glad that you liked it. XD

What the? :rainbowhuh:

This was intentional? :rainbowlaugh:

4279657 It was just a random idea I had after finding a picture of a Lego Rainbow Dash on Deviant Art. :P

4279662 Yes indeed. XD

4279678 I am honored that you like it, my friend. :rainbowkiss:

4279683 You make a very good point. The world may never knowww.

4279691 Actually I think a few people have taken the time to figure that out (because they were bored). :derpytongue2:

4279729 This YouTuber as well as many others have done their own experiments and figured out a number because they have way too much free time. :rainbowlaugh:

4279741 I think I'd be too lazy to try it out. :P

That's pretty funny.

4279750 I am glad that you enjoyed it.

I should be doing my homework:facehoof:


Kewl stowie bi teh wey:derpytongue2:

4279688

:pinkiecrazy: It touches me right... *pulls out a doll* Here! *pokes the head* :pinkiecrazy:

4279761 I hope that you can get your homework done. And I am glad that you liked the story. XD

4279767 I am happy to hear it. :rainbowkiss:

At the beginning:

At the end:

4279778 Thank you for reading. I hope that you liked it. XD

4279925 I am happy that you enjoyed reading it, my friend. :)

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5/7, worst fic ever, delete your blog:V

Comment posted by BronyLotus321 deleted Nov 1st, 2016
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4280014
If you can't recognize in-on-the-joke sarcasm, please get off the internet.

4280019
OH MY GOD!!! I am so sorry! SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! Please forgive me I honestly thought you were trying to bash. Sorry:fluttercry:

4280008 Thank you for the compliment. :rainbowkiss:

4280021 They were. I wouldn't worry about it. They were doing it in a joking way. And this is the internet. You can never tell what people's intentions are behind a computer screen. Written words are often insufficient in expressing everything a person feels. Things like body language, tone of voice, and other factors often help us to understand how a person is communicating an idea to us in person. These are things lacking from an internet conversation.

I also think that there are a lot of rude people who hide behind the mask of being trolls these days. So it's really hard to tell if the people are just trolling, telling a joke, or genuinely being a rude person. In fact on Reddit fairly recently I encountered someone who I genuinely thought was just trolling so I joked along with them only to find out that they really were just being a jerk. So it can be really hard to tell the difference sometimes.

4280158 Thank you very much for giving this a read. I am glad that it could make you laugh. I also just posted a trollfic about Applejack if you want to check it out. XD

You can find it here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/686982/original-trollfic-aplejek-getz-stuk-in-a-barel

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4280021
It's k. And I'm sorry for being rude to you. You shouldn't leave, you should stick around try to get better at things! :C

4280525 I am happy that you enjoyed reading it. XD

Dammit I'm not drunk enough! Why is everything look like I wrote it during my Halo 2 days! :raritydespair:

4280615 It's a trollfic. It's supposed to have bad grammar and spelling. That is what adds to the humor. :rainbowkiss:

4280656 My despair is funny too, and so was this. This was hilarious.

4280657 I am glad that you enjoyed reading it. XD

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