Me: Alright, welcome to Yellow’s boot camp. Allow me to establish pecking order. First there’s you, then the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, aliens I beat to a pulp, the commander, and then me.

Soldier: *looks away*

Me: LOOK AT ME-

BeeP

Me: Bold of you to assume you have permission to B R E A T H E -

BeeP

Just because I have a monotone voice doesn’t mean I don’t know how to kick your ass-

Yeah, his blog is acting up so he can't post this, so I'm doing it for him at his request. Here you go:

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Sorry guys, couldn't help it. I watched the trailer and I'm hyped. If you haven't watched it yet...

Some spoilers in my thoughts below.

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The original 1980 Shining is my 2nd favourite film of all time. I am ridiculously hyped for this follow-up!

This is another trailer that I saw not too long ago that I couldn't resist expressing my thoughts on.

First things first, check it out for yourselves:

Now, onto my thoughts:

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Well, People. Looks like we've got a live on.

Likely not the best review to make my 8th trailer review of, but hey...might as well.

First things first, everyone take a look at this trailer for yourselves:

Now, to get my thoughts on this trailer over with:

Honestly, this trailer seemed to promote a film that looks to be hideous every step of the way.

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Working on something in the Rejuvenationverse Forum.
A sneak trailer of concurrent events chock full of potential Nightmare Fuel.
Enjoy!

My 4th trailer review.

Boy, it feels like it’s been a while since I last did one of these.

Anyway, today I will be reviewing the teaser trailer for the upcoming 2019 animated adaption of “The Addams Family”.

Before I get started on telling you all what’s on my mind, though, take a look at this trailer:

Now then, onto my thoughts:

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Originally, I was going to use this post to review “The Mummy Returns” to directly follow with my latest review. However, I was inspired today to do something pretty different, which was to do my very first trailer review. And today, I’ll be reviewing the official trailer for the live-action Dumbo.

Take a look:

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I'll be honest about this.

This likely wasn't the best way to make my comeback to trailer reviewing. But, after seeing this, I found myself knowing exactly what I thought of this video more than with the other trailer reviews I currently have in store.

All I can definitely say about this is that it looks like the world is gonna be having some ABSOLUTE GARGBAGE coming soon.

I mean, seriously!

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Originally, I hadn't intended on making a trailer review on what I'm about to show you guys here, mainly because of the intensity that was held in it. However...

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It was so fun to work with that guy again! I wanted to tell him about our dream adventure involving us killing my piece of s**t self & Michael Bay, but that'd be weird. And anyways, go and buy my Blu-Ray & DVD Combo at your nearby Wally-World, Fried, or any other grocery store that controls mos of what you buy and allow you your jobs. MrAquino sure did.

...I did.

Hey, new trailer's been discovered today...bad news is, there's no sound, but A LOT is revealed just by looking at it, check it out

What’s up, you guys.

Once again, I’ve decided to make another trailer review for you guys to see.

Originally, I was planning on doing some other sort of thing for my 172nd post, but, because of the other stuff I’m currently working on not being ready, I decided to show you all my thoughts on another trailer.

Anyway, today, I will be making my second trailer review by analyzing the trailer for the upcoming Lion King film.

First, have a look at this trailer for yourselves:

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My 5th trailer review.

Golly, it’s also my second review on a trailer promoting an animated film, especially since my first three were on live-action films and my last one was the first to be on an animated film.

Anyway, today I have decided to make my latest review on the first trailer of Blue Sky Studios’s upcoming film “Spies in Disguise”, which is also set to be the first film to be distributed by Disney since their parent company, Fox, was bought a little while back.

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Toy Story 4 is actually a movie now. Shit. Here’s the trailer incase you missed it.

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Keeping us in the dark yet keep us on the edge of our seats, as Marvel does. And this film's got some pretty massive shoes to fill after the last one.

My 7th trailer review. And my 3rd to be on a trailer promoting an animated film.

Gee, once again it's been a while since I last did one. The last trailer review I did, I found, was on July 11, 2019.

But, anyway, this review is on a trailer promoting an upcoming animated film called "Animal Crackers", which was apparently held off from being distributed worldwide for up to two years.

Before I say what I think of it, take a gander at it for yourselves first:

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What’s up, you guys?

Once again, I’m back with another trailer review.

Today, I will be making my third trailer analysis by analyzing the latest preview for the upcoming 2019 live-action Aladdin film.

First things first, take a look:

So, now that you’ve seen it for yourselves, I shall get on with my thoughts:

You might be asking “Did you see the last trailer that gave a first time glimpse of Will Smith as the Genie?”

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